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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-07 03:29 [#01949932]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



forgot to mention - we bumped into them again on friday
about half 7, they walked up to us and one of them said to
my girlfriend

"whats this youve been sayin to [someone i have never heard
of] about you gonna break our legs? you'd nevva do dat you
is such a fukin wimp!" followed by more
senseless/meaningless threats. so we just turn around
without saying anything and head back into town. they follow
us, shouting "you are pathetic" and "slag! whos she gonna
shag now then?" (i mean.... WTF?!) until we walk past a pub
and see a couple of mates outside, so we go and join them.
the two chavs hang around for half an hour, hiding behind a
tree (scared because it was busy) until they realise that we
are actually going to stay at the pub, and they walk off.

other than that, had a really good nite. didnt see them
again.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-08-07 03:40 [#01949940]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to jonesy: #01946512 | Show recordbag



Busted. I'd best go back to fencing these stolen DVD players
down Cash Generator, swearing incoherently at strangers in
Marco's Pizzas and being sick over my shoes on Broad street,
before nipping over the Pageat Inn for a skinful of
wifebeater and a fight with the police.

I saw a drugs bust on Lydstep road last night. Being in
Barry is like having The Bill live on your doorstep.

Offtopic:
Damn, long time no see!

Are you back in blighty at the moment? I'm moved back to
Barry now (although I still work away a fair bit), so if
you're about and fancy meeting up one evening we should get
together. I've still got your Ice Cube cds BTW.


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2006-08-07 11:30 [#01950086]
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Sorry i jumped to the end of this topic without reading it
all. However, i got attacked on the saturday just gone by
some chav. Didn't do much damage but they obviously has some
problems. I was just walking home and some guy just wanted
to have a pop at me. I was lucky that some people were
about, they ended up holding hom back while i walked away.

I don't really understand where it all comes from, i guess
this is what happens when you let idiots breed.


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-08-07 12:27 [#01950121]
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these don't really sound like white trash here in America,
or at least what i know white trash as. it's more like the
wangster crowd- all the white kids who dress like fiddy cent
and act like thugs, or whatever they see thugs acting like
in hip-hop music videos i guess.

the only difference is that they aren't nearly as violent or
anything, because the law actually cares about such things
here, at least in my area. i think there's more incentive
not to start random fights and whatever because they'll
actually get locked up for a while if they start shit like
that around here. they're mostly just annoying- they just
talk tough and stare at you like they're going to shank you,
but they're harmless for the most part.

it doesn't seem like nearly as much of a problem here,
though. it seems like a no-win situation whatever you do
with this chav people, good luck with that.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-07 12:49 [#01950132]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



Yeah, In America just stay out of the black parts of the
cities and you should be OK.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-08 03:46 [#01950425]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



wangster crowd- all the white kids who dress like fiddy cent


yep! gold bling(£5 plastic bling from woolworths) and all!


 

offline ladysovereign from nw l0nd0n rprznt wembley yhurd (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-10 22:16 [#02015620]
Points: 35 Status: Lurker



i no u aint talkin bout me bitch


 

offline zero-cool on 2006-12-10 22:59 [#02015656]
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spread your virgin legs you whore


 

offline ladysovereign from nw l0nd0n rprznt wembley yhurd (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-10 23:19 [#02015667]
Points: 35 Status: Lurker



y u hatin on me bitch
izzit cos u aint rich
ne bitchez want zero-cool scrubs?
NO! all me sistas want real thugs


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-11 10:53 [#02015951]
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i blame the parents to be honest...


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-11 11:04 [#02015964]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



i've never understood why you need a dog licence but not one
for having kids


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-11 11:07 [#02015970]
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You only need a dog license in northern ireland. and the
reason you dont need a license to have children is because
its an incredibly stupid idea.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-11 11:10 [#02015976]
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ok what about a cull then


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-11 11:17 [#02015984]
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thats better although who would be given the task of
choosing who should be killed? perhaps some kind of
nationwide X-Factor type show could be comissioned where the
youth have to prove their worth to society through a series
of entertaining and hilarious tasks as 'kicking that crack
addiction', 'keeping hold of a job for more then a month'
and 'not squirting out another 3 kids before youre 16'. Ant
and Dec could host.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-12-11 12:18 [#02016026]
Points: 3718 Status: Lurker



the uk is soft as shite imo. all i ever hear about is
injustice. my gfs dad got killed at work (ran over) by a
colleague who wasnt fit to drive, guess what happens? he
gets a £100 fine, the company walk away unpunished as it is
too traumatic and expensive to pursue them for negligence.
he was an honest hard working labourer, only 50 who leaves
behind a widow and 3 children. i never met him.



 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-12-11 12:53 [#02016034]
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sounds like the plaec i need to go to vent some frustration
is the UK

sorry to hear that, Exaph


 

offline Grahf from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-11 13:54 [#02016051]
Points: 388 Status: Regular | Followup to grinningcat: #02015951



second

i imagine its a constant cycle from now on though. chavs
breed faster and earler and inflict their kids with the same
upbringing. sure they may not be chavs as we see them today,
but they'll probably be just as bad, if not worse.

Chav as of 2006, general unarmed violence
ce, drink cheap cider
Chav v2 - SuperChav (2015) Brandish knives, drink cheap
vodka mixed with speed
Chav v3 - MegaChav (2030) Carry guns, drink distilled
ethanol and take acid
Chav v4 - UltraChav (2045) Carry laser guns, drink fermented
sewage and run around on adremachrome
Chav v5 - RoboticChav Kind of like terminators but wearing
nike corporation kevlar

ok maybe not



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-12-12 00:27 [#02016312]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



you should have punched them to the grround, honestly. i got
kicked off my bike once coming home frrom worrk in the
darrk, couldn't see a thing. girrls and boys, all drrunk,
and the main trrouble makerrs werre the girrls, then one of
them grrabbed at my face and pulled my glasses off, so i
punched herr out. then it was floods of tearrs 'you've
killed my frriend etc...' the whole thing took on a
completely differrent aspect. no one but no one man orr
woman should be expected to take physical abuse without
feeling like they'rre entitled to defend themselves.


 


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