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Please don't clause this topic because this is serious ! I've had headaches recently so I went to the doctor's. She gave me some pills I should take everyday as a treatment which is supposed to be long. I read the little shit of paper coming with the pills and it was written that people could encounter some troubles, eg. : this pills can make you sleep, etc... and also EJACULATION TROUBLES ! When I first read that I was just LOL HAHA. So I began taking the pills. A few days later, I wanted to wank so I picked a handkerchief and browsed some websites. Then it was time to come. I had pleasure BUT I only ejaculated a little sperm !!! That was the first time it happended to me since the time I wanked but was too young to have sperm. D= Now that's fucking annoying ! And now I feel very bad. I'd like to wank again but my pleasure is spoilt by the fact that I can't ejaculate really and this is scary. The manual of the pills says that these kinds of troubles are normal and should dicrease progressively during the 3 first months of treatment !!! 3 MONTHS !!! WTF ! Ok now I can use one handkerchief for several wankings ! But WFT will happen if I fiannly could get laid and can't ejaculate ??? OH MY DOG now this is scary. Any testimonials ? |
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i use thehun.com |
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no, but just take parracetamol like everry fuckerr else. plus i think you'rre just trrying to be funny and failing, again. |
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oh yeah you think this is funny ?? well it's not |
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if it's rreal i think it's funny, if it's a stupid made up storry i don't think it's funny. |
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and it is funny, lets be serrious, it's not an effect that's going to last forr anything morre than 3 months and even if it was... chill out, just stop taking the pills. |
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well i guess it's funny because it's true =$ |
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You're never going to get laid anyway. |
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the pills told you it would happen and then it happened. also i don't think girls actually put that much weight on the volume of semen you put in them |
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this is pathetic beyond belief |
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You don't get it... it's a treatment I'll have to take for at least 3 months man. =() |
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A serious problem |
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This isn't a serious problem. The real problem is that you're still allowed to post on the internet. |
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A serious problem |
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By "serious" i didn't mean "important" but something real, not a joke. Understand ? |
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You're worried you can't shoot high quantities of cum and you expect that to be a serious problem? You're living in a fantasty world you stupid cunt. Get your fucking prioritoes right. I get a fuck load of headaches and pills just don't work. If I had to shoot a lower load to get rid of the headaches I'd go for it without a second thought. Get your fucking priorities straight you daft twat. |
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Hey don't call me daft ! |
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OK. Cretin. |
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were you planning to lose your virginity in the next 3 months? |
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he prrobably was |
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well it's not that hard, I guess I could if I would and I'm feeling this will be very soon... girls become hot these days u know |
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yeah, but I mean, more than the 3 months before. or the 3 months before those 3 months. etc. anyway, I don't think any girl will be more impressed of your supposed manliness if you bukkake her face to a slimy pulp. |
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This is just horrible. |
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yeah, but do you? |
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yes, you must be right, maybe she'll have a female ejaculation though and so she will think it's thanks to me that her vagina is so wet |
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A serious problem |
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I could close this thread, just like I just did the puppy crushing one, but I think nothing short of a nuclear strike could wipe out this one. |
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oh wait, I have a button for that too. strange, never noticed that before.. |
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Thanks for sharing |
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........let the good times roll........ |
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I think you should tell the girl beforehand. "you might be interested to know I shoot a puff of dust instead of male ejaculate. hope that won't spoil the mood, instead of the usual fat splodges of ropey semen." |
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please don't clause it yet !! =( i'm waiting for at least one or two testimonials of people who have/had the same problem |
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close it. close it. closeit. |
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let's sit back and wait for the loads of testimonies from virgins who could not ejaculate because of their headache perscription, thereby ruining their chances with fair summery maidens. oh forget it, I'm going to bed. |
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shit that was a typo |
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i hope you die of aids |
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and that isn't a typo |
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A serious problem |
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i changed my mind, i hope you get cancer |
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idea for next poll is combo a fucking retard 1] - yes 2] - probably |
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why so much hate ? yesterday cx and now me ? what have we done ?? at least people are more peaceful on Music Is Life Forum |
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you're right, i'm astonished. usually you are so sincere, i can't think why the backlash. |
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jesus fucking christ |
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hey fabien, i listened to your new tracks ! i like them very much ; ) |
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hi mr, would you like to talk? i am on slsk if you would. |
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i see the quality increasing..jfc |
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Thank you you sexually repressed person. |
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A serious problem |
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Ha! |
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i hope quantity increases as well |
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