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i love r40f every so many posts he just posts the same thing over and over, i love it. anyways why would you post problems like that on a forum like this thats my question. and shit like that should be kept to yourself not you asking strangers about how cum you cant shoot a proper load (pun intended) |
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Who the fuck are you? |
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who am i, i dunno who am i, if i know who i was would i present the question of who i was? |
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should have I entitled my thread [OT] (off topic) sorry for that ! |
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oh so thats what OT means |
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yes, didn't u know ? it's often used on this board though ; maybe that's becuz you've got less points than me |
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is combo monoid's dupe?? B7 |
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headache + no sperm + B7 = suicide please don't post in this thread if you're not interested in this topic !! that's simple innit |
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alright. seeing as you ruined any chance of me ever sleeping again, let's get our fingers all sticky on this fascinating subject. anyway - what is your obsession with sperm? do you think the poor girl, who surely must be either unconscious or completely psychotic in the first place, will take the time to check if your pitiful manjuice has dripped into your crumpled little condom? |
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thanks for noticing my new trick! |
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I didn't think about that ! Yeah, if I use condoms, everything is solved ! Thanks very much. |
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well.. you still need to trick a female, but at least The Case Of The Puffy Penis can be closed. |
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how exactly are you going to use them? |
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Well I'm not THAT retard... I know you put it on the penis and that's all. Then the girl drinks the liquid contained in the precious plastic shit... |
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oh no.. |
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combo another solution for you is suicide! :D |
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I'd like to make love before though. I've never tried yet. |
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someday Something Awful will find this messageboard and Combo will be the next "starlet" cacked out by the internet. |
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Perfect place for this vid Some on make a Gif? |
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Is there a pill that will let you stay hard and pop your load when ever you damn please? Like the porn pill? |
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no, but there is something called Being A Man..! *manly laughter, accompanied by shouts like "Whoo!" and "Yeeeahh bro!"* |
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"shall we do it then?" "i'm a bit nervous, its my first time" "ok just put your condom on" "....." "what? i thought that was it" |
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haha. you can't jizz. |
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"Is it in yet?"...."In? I'm already done!" |
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this thread is all kinds wak. i'm no xlt senior, but your a real shit person combo. |
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:: applauds! :: :D! |
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Haahahaa ooooh mercy. Great topic, I enjoyed it. I'm not going to make fun of you because jizzing is awesome, nobody deserves to lose the abilty to jizz. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc this made me piss my pants! |
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hii hii! |
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Well it sounds like everybody had fun with my problems, that's really nice. Last time I'll post these kinds of topics only on WATMM. |
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i know it must be embarassing, but... ask a doctor? |
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i can ejaculate. sorry,can't help you. might be a wrong website you're using. try bigboobsland_dot_com |
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Wait a minute, have I ever seen a mod without the recordbag? |
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this is weird |
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i like your record bag because you dont actually own anything thats in it |
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Sperm is back !!! WOOT WOOT i just wanked and I had a pretty normal quantity !! Now that's great =) |
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yea! tonight ill rub one out in honor of this, we all should |
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i think this is thanks to bob, he sent me some yesterday |
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This is message board material folks! |
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How's the jizz reduction treating you? |
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question, why do you need sperm to masturbate ? like lubrifiant ? Well this might be a quite serious problem then ! |
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Well, in fact I can jizz normally and have normal sperm quantity when I wank in the afternoon but I have only a little sperm when I wank in the evening after having taken my medecine or in the morning after. Sperm is wet and hot and I like that warm sensation when it comes on my belly. Plus there's more pleasure when you ejaculate than when u've got nothing to jizz. |
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I'll fav+ this just to get a kind of warning for when I mindlessly click threads. |
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Please don't clause this topic because this is serious ! |
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Please clause. If it's BS, it's BS. If it's true, how the fuck can we help? |
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Do you have hair on your torso? I don't like jizzling on my tummy because I've got a good amount of torsal hair. |
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i don't believe you. |
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zomg lol this space here between the dots is reserved for people that care . . teh lol |
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100 posts about the volume of Combos jizz!?!?!?! Who says we don't care about him? [edit] go fuck someone and leave us in peace |
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