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Zilty TV 9/8c
 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 15:35 [#01747058]
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Write a synopsis based on Zilty (xlt) being a TV show.....

Example:

Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis)
Plantre shows up at the Zilty Co with news of
a new Wisp release. Miscommunication results in VirginP
leaving Zilty causing blame to fall on Wisp.

TV-MA (A,L,N) Comedy, Drama


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 15:37 [#01747059]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) TuneMX files a lawsuit against phobia for
supposed copyright infringement. Qrter offers to buy Zilty

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-11 15:38 [#01747060]
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i hope this show has a laugh track so i know when something
is funny.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 15:39 [#01747061]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) In an interesting turn of events Jaroen
and Skyfarmer wind up running Zilty for the day. p0g0 claims
sexual harassment on r40f

TV-MA (A,L,S) Comedy, Drama


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-11 15:40 [#01747063]
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it was all a misunderstanding - it isn't in my nature! how
was i to know that cabbage means something else in her
native language?!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 15:40 [#01747064]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Tridenti gets mugged by a member of the
Zilty Co. Carl is arrested while drunk on the job.

TV-MA (A,L,V) Comedy, Drama


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-10-11 15:41 [#01747066]
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I would refer a popping noise and then the cast all look
into the camera as my cue to laugh.

mmmm zilty "POP"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-11 15:42 [#01747067]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis): Monoid confesses to being an FBI agent
trying to track down a Panda that escaped from a testing
laboratory in 1997. Tridenti, in yet another attempt to
impress someone in authority, informs Agent Monoid that
virginpusher is in fact a Panda. Hilarity ensues when it
turns out that virginpusher is none other than phobiazeros
troll account.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 15:42 [#01747068]
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Zilty 9/8c (special 2 hour episode)

(synopsis) Inside look of the downfall the the
moderation run of Jedi Chris and a candid interview with
Zilty member Dog Belch. Live music act: LFO vs AE

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 15:45 [#01747071]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis)while phobia is out of town Vlari does a 72
live DJ session, Hanal and giginger decide that Zilty needs
more strippers and all mods get banned by an unknown
source.

Guest appearence by: Astrid Gil Botn & Titsworth

TV-MA (A,L,S,N) Comedy, Drama


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-10-11 23:30 [#01747356]
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Haha, amazing episode. Poste more!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-12 04:36 [#01747458]
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hihihihihi


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-12 05:42 [#01747485]
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jajaja, can't wait for the next one !


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 05:45 [#01747487]
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roflcopters


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2005-10-12 08:31 [#01747670]
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What are thse so called "roflcopters" you speak of?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:03 [#01747702]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Wizard's teeth returns in this special
April fool's edition. Teeth tries to sell Zilty to Joyrex
after stealing documents and forging phobia's signature.

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:05 [#01747710]
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Zilty 9/8c (special 2 hour episode)

(synopsis) Inverted Whale gets sued by Grant and
richie for his network. In a stunning turn of events r40f
claims sexual harassment on p0g0

TV-MA (A,L,S) Comedy, Drama



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-12 09:07 [#01747713]
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Zilty Lost:

Bunch of cunts on a plane get stranded on an island, giant
panda (virginpusher) eats them all. Apart from tridenti, he
don't taste so good.

(i don't think I got it)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:07 [#01747714]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Drunken Mastah takes over Zilty after
finding Wizards teeth's false documents. Skink invests in
rotfcopters (part one)

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama



 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 09:10 [#01747719]
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hahahaha
you should turn these into a comic strip


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:11 [#01747720]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Drunken Mastah makes Zilty a site
dedicated to soft pop. Peter File is nominated as exec. Bill
Hicks has a benefit concert at T in the Park to raise money
to buy Zilty back. (part two)

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:15 [#01747725]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis)Jarworski buys XLT from Drunken Mastah
after all the money he earned from mugging Tridenti (epi.#4)
Epohs admits heroin problems. (part three)

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama



 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 09:17 [#01747726]
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Balls !!! Is coming home late after a night out with the
lads, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the a*se
and having the balls to say - "You're next fatty.".


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-12 09:18 [#01747727]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Invisible hot women invade the messageboard, and
no-one protests except TuneMX who wants to show everyone the
new search. Hyakusen returns as a clone in a triumphant
HYAKUSEN XLT RAID and opens a lemonade stand in the black
dot.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:22 [#01747732]
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:D!!!! LOL @ lemonade stand in the black dot! Thats awesome!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:25 [#01747734]
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Zilty 9/8c (special 2 hour episode)

(synopsis)Pietrobot goes on a rampage and tries to
take Zilty by force to turn it into the igloo syndicate.
Watmm is down. F*ckwagon takes the time to answer questions
of Zilty empolyees

TV-MA (A,L,V) Comedy, Drama



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-12 09:31 [#01747739]
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hahah! I was aiming that at you especially.. I think you
said it some time (or something very much like it), so
credit goes to you.

anyway, whatever happened to that [non IDM] thingie you were
doing?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 09:39 [#01747756]
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What non-idm thing? Oh that once a week thing? LOL i forgot
to pass the torch i guess. Then i got back into electronic
music. :D


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-12 09:41 [#01747762]
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hahaha ok!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-12 09:46 [#01747776]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Zeus announces that he is indeed Aphex
Twins illegitimate child, and that we are all cunts. He is
then eaten by Ephos, the infamous baby eater who mistook
Zeus for a baby, as he said he was Aphex' illegitimate
child. Zeus' last words are "crabsticks are the a..."
Later in the evening, Virginpusher throws a party and
everyone has sandwiches on the roof of Poohbearzero's house.
Giginger plays the didgeridoo and everyone has fun until
Nacmat decides it's time for a polo-match, but Hanal manages
to stop the idea in its conception and beer is on the house.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 12:30 [#01747962]
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Zilty 9/8c

In the aftermath of Zeus' untimely death and an entire night
of beers-on-the-house, Phobiazero announces "Even MORE stuff
coming soon, ppl" to abet the grieving (and still thoroughly
shitfaced) community. During a town meeting, p0g0 is
announced as missing, and r40f nearly commits suicide.
Fortunately, He is presented with a plethora of chrome
pogo-sticks by fleetmouse and ecnadniarb. The trio forms a
search party making use of the pogo sticks to topple the
dubius terrain of the Zilty countryside and ecnadniarb's
excellent time-honed tracking skills to see if they can
locate p0g0. No one is prepared for what they find... (part
1)

TV-MA (A,L,N) Comedy, Drama

someone feel free to continue this please. VirginP, I hope
this is worthy of the thread. :D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 12:35 [#01747967]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) In this special valentines day episode
Phobia and Joyrex call a truce and merge Zilty and Watmm. A
variety of characters clash in this crazy episode that
results in a member of the new community being arrested for
assult and lewd conduct.

TV-MA (A,N,L,V) Comedy, Drama


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 12:39 [#01747971]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) After being released on bond wMw (ian
noll) claims he was framed. R40f admits gambling addiction.
Oddioblender takes control of the airwaves trying to top
vlari's 72 hour marathon (epi#7) by playing everything he
ever made.

TV-MA (A,N,L,V) Comedy, Drama


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-10-12 12:43 [#01747977]
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Oh yeah guys, this thread is High Quality.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-12 12:51 [#01747982]
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i hope you can get John Hurt to play me.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 12:59 [#01747988]
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I guess no one wants to continue mine... no problem :D

Zilty 9/8c

continuation/part 2 - Weary from 3 days and 3 nights of hard
searching for p0g0, the investigators Fleetmouse,
Ecnadniarb, and r40f are close to giving up when they happen
upon a crypt deep in the "Version 2 Forest". It is there
that they find Zeus' exhumed body, the victim of arcane
necromantic rituals performed by none other than the missing
p0g0! The sight of beautiful chrome pogo sticks seems to
bring her to her senses, and from her clouded recollections
the search party discovers that the masked phantom recycle
cast a spell on p0g0 and forced her to eat 3 wizard's teeth,
accounting for her strange disappearance and behavior.

TV-MA (A,L,N) Comedy, Drama



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 13:01 [#01747991]
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contribute!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 13:01 [#01747992]
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c'mon, join in! you just might enjoy yourself. :D


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 13:02 [#01747994]
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did you like my 2-part miniseries?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-12 13:03 [#01747995]
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i found it exciting.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 13:05 [#01748002]
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Zilty 9/8c

(Synopsis) - Part 3 - After the search party return with
p0g0 entow, phobia gets extremely mad as he discovers that
whilst on the trail, the group of would be hunters used to
the search function on advice form tridenti and crashed the
mothership/messageboard! a stern ticking off was had by
all!

TV-MA (A,L,N) Comedy, Drama



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 13:06 [#01748004]
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hooray! I gave you a central role because I knew you could
handle the part. :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-12 13:06 [#01748005]
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I felt bad for zeus.

I found it riveting and compelling


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 13:08 [#01748010]
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ahhah excellent!

virginP: I didn't want Zeus to die either, I guess
technically it was a 3 part miniseries, but I didn't write
Part 1, where Zeus unfortunately dies. :(


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 13:08 [#01748011]
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thats odd fomr the outside its saying virginpushers post wa
sthe last one :S oddness ensues


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-10-12 13:11 [#01748016]
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Zilty 9/8c

(synopsis) Virginpusher opens up a
lemonade stand with giginger, but something
goes very wrong with the lemonade when
Jaroen drops by. Mappatazee accidentally
invites Pietrobot to the weekly cakewalk and
comedy ensues!

TV-MA (H,A,N,A,L,) Comedy, Drama


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 13:14 [#01748024]
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i cant do the bold or italics.
im inept :(


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-10-12 13:17 [#01748035]
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Zilty 9/8c (special 2 hour episode)

(synopsis) swears sez: FUCK DIS FAG SHIT

TV-MA (A,L,) Comedy, Drama



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 13:19 [#01748044]
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sure ya can, bold is [b] text [/b] and italics is [i] text
[/i], where [] are <>


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-10-12 13:20 [#01748048]
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why do we need a 2-hour episode to say what is in the
opening credits of every episode?


 


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