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My mate received a quality e-mail meant for someone else. He doesn't know either of the parties involved. We're trying to think of ways to reply. One of the ideas is to post this in as many forums as possible and then e-mail back all the links :) I know it's a long read but I think it's worth it. ------------------------------------------------------- From: **** ***** <******@**********.com> Date: 21-Aug-2005 05:27 Subject: To: ******@gmail.com Tonya, I can't believe that this thing escalated to this. I have a temper, yes. Do you feel emotionally or physically treatened? When I get angry have I scared you in some way with my behavior? Please talk to me about this. I didn't want to have sex with you right when you asked(May be i should have said not right now). I might have felt different in a little while, but because I said no. I think that made you angry. I think this is a situation of we need to understand each other, and how we behave when frustrated. Or in my case today when I feel so stupid for locking myself out of the house. I'm pretty hard to reach for awhile after that. I'm concerned that Mark keeps coming into your lives, or thoughts to reach out to him. I would like to deal with that, or understand that his name just comes up at bad times. I want to better understand how you get nervous before your doing some activity, Danskin, Peru etc. and how that brings about reactions from you, or as you've put it. Your commitaphobe issues. I think that you tested me today to see if you said that your not staying with me, that I should have said well I'll stay with you. I didn't want to stay there because of being in Dallas the night before, and working this morning. I really want to get to the bottom of this, and if there's any truth to it or I'm just crazy. Please don't try to protect my feelings. If there's anything let it out. I think we both deserve the truth. I love you, and am hurting very much to know that you feel so upset with me. Bill |
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hah brilliant. |
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I knew it was an American long before he mentioned Dallas. This emotional-openness was of speaking is hilarious. "I think that made you angry. I think this is a situation of we need to understand each other, and how we behave when frustrated." You could send back to him: I think you need to snap out of your pseudo-phsychological meanderings and sort things out: Confront the other party and demand an explanation as to why they're being, by your account, a sullen, uncooperative idiot. If they won't give you one, drop them from you life. Simple. |
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WANKSHOT |
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hahahahaha fantastic! |
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It's great. |
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That's cool, looking into someones fucked up life. I wonderr how complicated theirr life has to be... Jesus, at least they'rre all getting some. |
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shit, no wonder tonya still hasnt emailed me back. i mean... hahaha thats hilarious.... yeah... |
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Haha, is [i]commitaphobe[/i] even a word? God almighty. |
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Shit. |
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ha ha! yet another phpBB victim! |
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shit |
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Well, there was a followup in my mates inbox this morning; for some reason it was sent as a second e-mail with the first one above it again. He obviously felt the first one was so good he'd send it twice. To the wrong address. ------------------------------------------------------- I wanted to send this to you, probably because i felt that if i could express myself freely. then you could do the same. Anything troubling about those expressions could be addressed. The other stuff would just go away. I felt exhausted after talking with you, like you say very taxing. I don't want to be that person, and I don't think you do either. I want to change my behaviors that have troubled me all my life. It's the right thing to do, simply. I love you good night. Bill |
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i think we need his email address. This could be XLT gold |
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jesus christ i really hate the way this fuckup writes... |
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So do I mate. VP: It's tempting but I think that may be a step too far. It depends on his reaction when my mate e-mails him back. At hte moment he's got a lovely e-mail about a restraining order being drafted :D |
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you could potentially fuck up someones life here |
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It's a wonderful feeling :) |
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make sure you do it with style |
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Oh yeah, without a doubt. If we manage to convince them we're tonya results will be posted whenever it happens. If they realise we're not Tonya then whatever e-mail they send back will be sent back. If they really go apeshit and start making dumb threats then their e-mail address will be posted. |
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maybe he, Bill, just wanted your mate to proof-read it... does your mate's email address have anything 'tonya'-related in it? |
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fav+ |
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hahaha, dumb threats are the best! |
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no need for big brother with giginger about anyhow.... (forgive my spelling) Dear Bill Quite frankly i find your remarks propostorous and the simple fact of the matters is, your penis is too small. I do firmly believe that its incredible miniscule size is caused by your attempt at being a marraige guiadance councellor in your emails. I feel no passion form you at all making love to you is like making love to a cold flacid fish. I am not threatened by you i simpley fear that your infact an emo nob end. P.S. when im with giginger i let him take the dirt track :P Love Tonya |
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What a fucking annoying bastard. I felt exhausted after talking with you, like you say very taxing you and me both, pal. I got a stray email in my gmail too a few days ago, that was close but not my exact address. I think gmail could have some problems. |
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Sort of. They share the same last name and first initial. The dumb bitch actually e-mailed my mate a while ago because she wanted his gmail address. She seemed to think that having the same initials as him meant that, even though she tried to register the e-mail address after him, she should have first dibs on that account. Obviously my mate said no but she kept e-mailing him. Then a mate e-mailed him trying to persuade him to let Tonya have the account. I think that last bit was right. I know she then started copying him into her forwards. She's clearly not the brightest of people. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is it'll be great fun to fuck with this blokes mind. |
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yeah, it's because he's an american |
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hahah! please don't tell me their surname is watts or something.... |
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Actually it's osser :P |
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I can't think of any nationality, other than American, that do it that regularly. Of course, not all Americans do it, but if you come across a letter like that, you can pretty much guarantee the person who penned it drives a V8, munches burgers like popcorn and carrys a hand cannon. NB: Racial stereotyping in the end of this post is intended to be ironic. |
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just email the both of them pretending to be the other saying that you want nothing to do with the other ever again. thatll settle it! Either that or mess about with the both of em which could lead to high comedy |
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you're a snob |
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one of the more annoying aspects of american discourse. it's like they study teenage tv dramas scrupulously and then regurgitate segments of dialogue when appropriate. if someone i was going out with spewed forth that kind of bullshit on the phone to me after us having an argument, i'd laugh and hang up. |
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haha! Thats true though. Its your typical white collar worker i betcha and between the ages of 25-34. This pussy wouldnt carry a gun though. I think the gun carrriers dont normally exchange words through email and probably either told the bitch to "fuck off you dirty cheatin whore." and then immediately slam a bottle of jack. Or if this would to occur in a trailer park they would have broke the bottle of jack on her head and suck the rest off the floor with a straw. :D |
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and you're a snob too |
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Its generally true though when you mix redrums sitcom idea with Ceri's words. I see it all the time. Although it doesnt apply for all of us.... its gotta be account for 80% of females and like 45% of guys. Alot of times guys usually arent this pussywhipped. Then again i personally know 2 that are. It happens. Poor fellows. |
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and you're used to american boys and their bullshit. |
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I usually get slightly irked at the way americans are viewed on judged on this board but i have to say that its pretty spot on in this thread. :D Its like mixing aspects of 90210, party of 5, one tree hil etc etc etc. |
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yes, by all means it doesn't apply to all of you, however - i wasn't referring to it being an indication of being pussywhipped (as Ceri's post might've lead you to believe, what with his reccomendation to the guy at the middle of this whole thing and all) i just have a problem with this style of "conflict resolution" that comes from over-exposure to teenage dramas/soaps and things like Oprah. TV in general. Maybe, however, this american TV is more of a reflection of American society than American society is turning itself into reflection of it... I'm by no means advocating confrontational discourse when trying to sort something out... I just really really hate this style of making-up with someone.. Please don't try to protect my feelings. If there's anything let it out. I think we both deserve the truth. I love you, and am hurting very much to know that you feel so upset with me. aughghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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My post was a light-hearted jibe at you wanting to criticise me, not the first time, I might add, for stereotyping/profiling someone based on their choice of language, 'lifestyle choices' (cringes), etc. If you're calling me an intellectual snob, fair enough, I do consider myself 'better' than the sap who wrote the dross in that email. If you mean a cultural slob, for my mocking driving obscenely overpowered cars and a fascination with arms and junk food, as I have already said, that was a light hearted jibe and sorry for any genuine offence caused. For the record I like fast cars, enjoy clay pidgeon shooting and occassionally eat burgers, so I certainly don't consider myself some sort of cultural elitist. Redrum: it's like they study teenage tv dramas scrupulously and then regurgitate segments of dialogue when appropriate. Genuine LOL at that. For me, "Dawsons Creek" epitomises this sort of guff. if someone i was going out with spewed forth that kind of bullshit on the phone to me after us having an argument, i'd laugh and hang up. I'd do exactly the same. |
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I must add that the other 45% are players. and 10% are boarderline. Seriously the rest of my friends would have cheated on this bitch or taken it further. My guy shawn would have tried to immediately hook up with all of her friends and do as many as possible. Why talk things out when things get intentionally fucked up. I've girls tell me they pull shit just to fuck with guys and i've had girls in the same room agree. The person that can understand that and make a distinction has the ability to have the upper hand in a relationship. |
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myspace.com |
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Dawson's creek is exactly what I was thinking of in that post. Spot-on. |
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"i just have a problem with this style of "conflict resolution" that comes from over-exposure to teenage dramas/soaps and things like Oprah. TV in general." Hahah yup! Its pure 100% sickening crap. Sometimes there is no fucking resolution stupid ass operah. I hate that dumb crap that she spews out of her mouth and has countless mindless females that cannot produce 1 original thought and follow her around like mindless zombies. Idiots. "Maybe, however, this american TV is more of a reflection of American society than American society is turning itself into reflection of it... " I think that could go either way. I think it originally slightly reflected real life situations. Over the course of time people emulated these TV characters because they have no personality of their own. So i say its a mix of both for sure |
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i think you're absolutely right on your last paragraph. i think it's a very scary thought, if you ponder it -- consider how little characters in American shows are developed..... and then consider how famous they are and how many people must aspire to be them (instead of the real actors) because of the ideal lives they live. so, essentially you have people emulating people without character. as you say, they have no personality of their own. terrible :/ |
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I'd say that accounts for a insanely large amount of american females 85-90%. If you were to stay here (for example) and went out and tried to meet as many as possible you would be alarmed at how samey they can be. Example: How everyone replicated Jennifer Anistons hair style back in the day. I mean wtf. Didnt one chick say "wait.. i'd rather be unique" |
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Redrum, would you say our nation's 'slagazines' (Hello, Ok, and every other celebrity-obsessed, silly mare's mag out there) are the cultural equivalent to that sort of TV? They create a similar sense of empowerment in the individual who reads them and seem to feed off the idea of making the person who reads them feel they are better informed, clever, tactful, and in some cases, cunningly subtley manipulative. When in actuality, the person concerned, is of course, reciting verbatim, the meaningless junk the 'journalists' penned. Virginpusher: I think that could go either way. I think it originally slightly reflected real life situations. Over the course of time people emulated these TV characters because they have no personality of their own. So i say its a mix of both for sure A good point. Ironically, as more people have started emulating this sort of talking/thinking/behaving, it has probably actually become more true and accurate. |
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"For the record I like fast cars, enjoy clay pidgeon shooting and occassionally eat burgers, so I certainly don't consider myself some sort of cultural elitist." that just made me fall over laughing. |
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Reads like something out of the personals, eh? ;-) |
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Ok, giginger told me he'd posted this stuff, so its been about a year, but I may as well post. Firstly I'm tm****@gmail.com not tonya, but toby. So ive been subject to many of her firends boring emails, and now Bill, her fuck buddy/boyfriend whatever has given me a nice opportunity to return the favour of emails sent to wrong people. woo woo! Personally i think he's weird turning down sex with his girlfriend......i dunno how old he is, but sex with my girlfriend is something i plan not to turn down. So is A: Tonya a bit on the ugly side B: Is he a bit worried about his performance C: Had he whacked 20 off that day? D: Maybe he wasn't just in the mood. And if he wasn't and she was i'm sure a few minutes of sucky sucky would of changed his mind. I'm interested in who mark is too A: is he an ex B: a bugger buddy C: her dirt track popper D: the milkman Perosnally i'm thinking of a response along the lines.... Bill. I'm sorry about getting frustrated at not having sex, but I'm affriad its much deeper than sex. I know Mark keeps coming up and unfortunately thats becuase I have feelings for him and sinces he's been away these last few days I needed some satisfaction. I'm sorry that I don't want to be with you, I really want Mark. I just felt emotional and needed a good seeing too, I justed wanted it once more before I told you face to face that i don't won't to be with you. Feel free to edit/suggest, re write this baby. I'll probably send it around 10 o clock london town time |
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