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btw I've had a rubbish day at work, so please don't give me any what about this guys life jibe talking. As at the end of the day he'll has fanatastic make up sex (unless he tops himslef first) maybe we put a PS at the bottom saying this isn't tonya, wrong email address sucka! |
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haha!! So it has begun! :D!!!! Ace Alright you clever XLTers who can come up with the best. I like this idea so far! |
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Toby, how are you mate, long time no see :) This is pure gold. Maybe rephrase 'needed a good seeing too' as 'needed to be intimate with someone' as the original is a bit too Anglicised and might give the game away (although it is funny as feck). Re: Your multiple choice questions, I'll go for 'C' & 'C'. For anyone who thinks what they're doing is a bit cruel, I would like to point them to: [#01703011]. Anyone who acts like that (or associates with people who do) deserve everything they get IMO. |
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Re: the end of email 'this isn't tonya', wait for a response to the first one before sending that. That way you can be sure he has read it and endured a period of heartache first >:D |
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I hate to be a party pooper, but I find it a wee bit fucked up that y'all can get a kick out of messing with other people's business. Fair enough, the guy may be a total doughnut with the IQ of a choc ice, and he sent the email to the wrong address, but I don't really see the fun in meddling with this cunt's life! Again, sorry to be a bore..... |
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Put a link to this thread aswell... ha haha a ha hah ah |
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intimate is probably a more suitable response. Depends how much of dirty ho she is ;) Maybe we go for lets meet at McDonlads and talk reponse. I checked out his email address comes from some compnay in austin texas, so we could have some fun with that too. Obviously she won't go, but it could be funny to see his email about why she wasn't there. I'm not bad Ceri, trying to watch as much "lost" as possible before going back to Uni. (It beats watching Eastenders) |
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Redrum, would you say our nation's 'slagazines' (Hello, Ok, and every other celebrity-obsessed, silly mare's mag out there) are the cultural equivalent to that sort of TV? They create a similar sense of empowerment in the individual who reads them and seem to feed off the idea of making the person who reads them feel they are better informed, clever, tactful, and in some cases, cunningly subtley manipulative. Yes, I'd agree with that wholeheartedly. Another form of "fake empowerment", for want of a better phrase, is their dogged quest for and publishing of photos of celebrities not looking their best. I figure the the dim-witted readers have with these photos is down to the fact that it probably makes them feel better about their own ugly selves. But yes, you're absolutely right, people learn off tracts from these rags and recite them verbatim and do indeed seem to believe they're discussing something monumental in current affairs when they do. I really can't understand the person who loves these magazines though; and there are so many of them about. It's sheer mindlessness. I just don't get it.. |
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I pretty much agree. it feels kind of.. heartless. |
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Maybe this e-mail is some kind of marketing ploy, you reply, start an internet correspondence with the sender, they they start recommending products to you. |
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I don't care if it's heartless. She's a mentalist anyway. |
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ahhaha! Nice one! |
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BOOM! |
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My post was a light-hearted jibe at you wanting to criticise me, not the first time, I might add, for stereotyping/profiling someone based on their choice of language, 'lifestyle choices' (cringes), etc. when was the first time? i don't want to criticize anybody, but when you said that you knew he had to be an american because of the hilarious way he worded his email (his godawful email i might add) i felt slighted. the email is very melodramatic and silly, but there are melodramatic people all over the world. he is obviously an idiot who watched too much television and doesn't deserve to ever get laid but it's not because he's an american and i feel like you are jumping to this conclusion. |
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so that's why you're e-mailing him. |
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well he needs to realise this. we're helping.... honest...l.. |
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Genuine LOL. Mimi: when was the first time? A thread about veganism 6 months or so ago. I made a slightly unkind remark about how I considered it pretty unnatural (based on the fact that most vegans I've met took vitamin supplements) and that even though they did this, they seemed to be more susceptible to illness than your typical omnivore, or even vegetarian. That's all the past though and I probably shouldn't of brought it up. Sorry for that. i don't want to criticize anybody, but when you said that you knew he had to be an american because of the hilarious way he worded his email (his godawful email i might add) i felt slighted. the email is very melodramatic and silly, but there are melodramatic people all over the world. he is obviously an idiot who watched too much television and doesn't deserve to ever get laid but it's not because he's an american and i feel like you are jumping to this conclusion. I agree all countries have their idiots (see my discussion with redrum), we certainly do. The reason I could tell he was American (I can honestly say I was 90%+ sure he was, prior to getting to the part of the email that confirmed it), wasn't his idiocy: I know plenty of intelligent Americans; more the particular way his idiocy was show. Namely, his awful, derivative writing style, that sounds like something off Oprah. I maintain that this particular flavour of stupidity is one largely found in America, although of course, there are a few Brits who've watched a bit too much American TV and consequently talk like that. We have just as many idiots in the UK, it's just that they tend to base their (equally stupid) opinions on our equivalent show 'Trisha', rather than the American style of psycho-babble. My racist stereotyping regarding guns, burgers etc. was intended to lighten the comment (by showing it was intended in a slightly jocular manner), but seems to of caused offence and for that I apologise. Glad you agree the guy is a dolt though. |
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LOL |
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I must get an update on this. |
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Perhaps an email along the lines of: "Hi Bill, I know it has been a while and we didn't leave things as well as we could have, but I've really missed you. Over the past year I've thought about us a lot and would really like to give it another shot. Please ring me if you'd like to meet up again and maybe try and pick up where we left off... Tonya.xxx" would kick things off again? >:D |
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Sorry, Tonya asked him for sex and he said no? Is he gay or something, or does he just not love her??!?!?! |
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I certainly think it would. |
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haha this is juicy as. can't wait for the punchline. |
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i get a bunch on a certain domain |
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