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Things You'd Like To Hear Stephen Hawking Say
 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-16 19:52 [#01665560]
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Personaly id like to hear him say

"Get down Get down, Electro Booty"

what about you guys?


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-07-16 19:57 [#01665563]
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I really don't a have a desire to hear him say anything, but
if I had to choose something for him to say it might be "hi"


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-16 20:00 [#01665566]
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"will you go out with me?"


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-16 20:03 [#01665568]
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"shake ya'ass, WATCH YOSELF!"



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-16 20:04 [#01665569]
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"e = mc hawking"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-16 20:33 [#01665580]
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"how long can a voice computer really be funny?"


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-16 20:40 [#01665584]
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DJ swift_jams presents Old Skool Jungle Trax - Feat. MC Hawking


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-16 20:44 [#01665586]
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hey theres a rave going on around here, get out yer steers
and queers!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-07-16 20:58 [#01665589]
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geigh


 

offline ymenard on 2005-07-16 21:03 [#01665593]
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I want him to do a duet with Beck on the Ghettochip
malfunction emix of Hell Yes!

"Ghmmghkrr gkmm gkrllll"
"Yes"
"Hi!"
"I like your bass"
"Your beat is nice"
"Yeah that's it"
"BIATCH!"



 

offline tnavelerri on 2005-07-16 21:06 [#01665594]
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"I call it a hawking hole"


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-16 21:39 [#01665604]
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haha



 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-16 21:43 [#01665606]
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I wish he'd just kick you in the face and then shit on you,
rather than actually saying anything.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-16 21:47 [#01665607]
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your my favorite member, i just want to let you know this


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-07-16 21:55 [#01665612]
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dog belch is good :)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-07-16 21:55 [#01665613]
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"I sound like a robot lol"


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-16 21:57 [#01665615]
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haha



 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-17 00:45 [#01665664]
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This is 2wice as funny at 1:45 AM


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-07-17 00:49 [#01665665]
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I was rubber johnny's stuntman


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-17 01:07 [#01665669]
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I believe you somehow.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2005-07-17 01:40 [#01665673]
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i'd like to see him front a band called "Stephen and The
Hawkings"


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2005-07-17 03:43 [#01665697]
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That joke isn't funny any more.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-07-17 03:54 [#01665700]
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I can't work out your avatar at all


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-07-17 04:45 [#01665721]
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"Rewind, rewind

The crowd is jumping as the beats come to an end
Rewind the track and start over again
Hands are in the air, there are lots of happy faces
The beats take your body and mind to different places
Don't let the groove stop, got to make the joint rock
This set is designed to put your body in shock
It's so funky you have to move your behind
Now give a shout to the D.J. - Rewind!

The people shout for more of that crazy rhythm
They know what they want and you know what to give them
This is what you do, put your finger to the wax
Flick of the wrist and spin the needle back
The track is so fresh it's almost finger-licking
The bassline is tuff and the beats are kicking
A better record it would be hard to find
So give that shout to the D.J. - Rewind!

Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back
Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back
Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back
Now that you've got the knack, take it back

Rocking a party is no easy matter
The hands of the D.J. must select the right platter
If he doesn't then it's fatal, and it makes me weep
To see people on the dancefloor falling asleep
So get up off your ass and move your feet to this track
No excuses, don't refuse this, there's no room for the
slack
Go with the flow, 'cos it's a state of mind
When you shout to the D.J. - Rewind!

I like it best when the beats are naked
The rhythm pumps and there's no way you can fake it
Ah yeah, that's just the way I like things
The show must be over before the fat lady sings
So listen up everybody, get on the floor
And give it up 'till you haven't got any more
One more thing, could you be so kind
As to shout to the D.J. - Rewind!

Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back
Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back
Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back
"


 

offline sean qunt from BELFAST on 2005-07-17 04:47 [#01665724]
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"will someone change my nappy?"


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-17 04:54 [#01665730]
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haha! very funny

"will the real stephen hawking please stand
up.....oh...godamnit"


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-17 05:50 [#01665759]
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"can someboddy please help mee, my keyboard seeems to have
jammmmmmmmed. Fuuuuck!"


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-17 14:54 [#01666094]
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"Fitter, happier, more productive..."


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-07-17 15:10 [#01666108]
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"I'M A FUCKING SPAZZY MONG!!!"

It's funny. making fools of disabled people who could shit
you intellectually for breakfast. fucking twat.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-17 15:13 [#01666113]
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"come on you cunts, come on!!"


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-17 15:25 [#01666128]
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aww to bad you cant handle a bit of silly fun.and im not
trying to make an idiot of him, it just so happens he sounds
like r2d2 so im just trying to poke fun at the situation,
and i wouldent think for a second that he is fool


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-07-17 21:53 [#01666285]
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"BAIBINBWWPONONVBONWOMOEDKNVKWSEDB IV SKDNLKVB SIV SWIE B!!K
!!?!!?LKAVCNDKLV BK "


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-07-18 07:32 [#01666514]
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"This is great, my ALS has been cured."

:-(


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-18 08:39 [#01666631]
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"Im taking control of the drum machine"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-18 08:44 [#01666633]
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Rewind the track and start all over again.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-18 14:17 [#01667069]
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"LOL......errr I mean 'ha ha'."


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-18 14:18 [#01667070]
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wtf


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-18 14:24 [#01667082]
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Jesus, quit it already.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-18 14:26 [#01667089]
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as in, his computer voice box actually says "L O L" because
that's what he typed...meh forget it.

the sick sixth Sheikh's sixth sheep is sick o_O


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-07-18 14:38 [#01667111]
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Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee
contemporaries,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the
wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick,
that's driven into frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig in a cage on antibiotics.



 

offline furrybum from Derby (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-18 14:40 [#01667114]
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cuntyfuckywankface


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-07-18 16:29 [#01667256]
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:(


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2005-07-19 02:27 [#01667590]
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"All your base are belong to me"

..............My lifelong dream is to hear him say that.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-07-19 02:31 [#01667593]
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I used to use this program (Talkany) to pretend I was Stephen
Hawking. You can even make him sing a song.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-19 02:39 [#01667599]
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Haha. I love it.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-19 05:57 [#01667848]
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"The earth is flat."


 

offline uzim on 2005-07-19 06:42 [#01667926]
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i wish he was cured too... : /


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-19 06:43 [#01667930]
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when was the last time he could actually speak?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-19 06:47 [#01667936]
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according to wikipedia:

He has used an electronic voice synthesizer to
communicate since he had a tracheostomy in 1985 following a
severe bout of pneumonia.



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offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-19 06:52 [#01667942]
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bloody hell this thread will never die!


 


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