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Just when you thought your testicles were the biggest and baddest...... Grandfather kills leopard with his hands NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday. Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him. M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes. "It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over. The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said. As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete. M'Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities. "This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident. 06/22/05 11:42 © Copyright Reuters Ltd. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of Reuters Ltd. |
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That dude is my hero. |
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The size of my testicles pale in compairison |
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I have the testes of a small baby in comparison to this melon testicled hulk of testorone sweating manliness. |
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drop the panga!!!! |
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tough african bastards |
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So God whispered to him "Drop the machette mate, that won't help, what you want to do is pull its fucking tongue out". That took faith, I'd have thought "Thanks God, I might just stick with the large knife if it's all the same with you". And of course I'd be dead. |
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Hot fuck, that seriously rules. A man that makes maddox look like a 12 year old. |
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Seriously, this is the sort of dude I imagine Lee to be. |
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"Grandpa, tell us a bedtime story!" "Well, it was just last week when this leopard attacked me and instead of stabbing it to death, I pulled his fuckin tongue right out of the sonofabitches head and watched him bleed to death. Good night kids" |
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Awesome!!! I am laughing hard as fuck over here because i always thought that too about lee! I always wanted to drink with him but he likely punch me the fuck out. I hope to take that chance if that XLT2006 meetup occurs. I owe ya one Lee! :) Also this man's penis is the size of a modified Ford F550 |
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meetup 2006,can i come |
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I feel like I would like to make love to this man in the most heterosexual, manly and awe-inspiring way! |
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If he can rip a leopard's tongue out I'm sure he wouldn't think twice about handing you your cock in a bag if you got too fruity. |
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is that how u treat christians? :o |
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I said heterosexual didn't I? |
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I'd hope you'd be there! Someone should bump and or link that thread! |
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I bet you he has at least 15 kids and probably like 50+ grand kids. and i bet your right with those words right there. I couldnt really imagine that ripping tounges is easy either. |
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Think about all the chavs/wiggers that think they are hard. Now picture a leopard knocking this dude over and he throws down his machette only to rip its tounge out of its face. This has to be the hardest guy on the planet. |
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people like him would be the cure for America |
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m'mburugu is cool. leopards are cool. cool. |
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I dont know about cure but it would be a real good start! ;) |
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This has really tickled me. |
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someone link please,al be a good boy if you let me go promise |
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Only a black person can be this cool. |
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amogst my many many favorites tis is somehow not included.... let me continue checking. Pomme made the thread |
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Its not in my XLT favorites either.... but i did find this for you |
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cheers man,see you got the rob brown thread in there.:) |
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ha ha nice==========) |
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If anyone reads this and finds the XLT Meetup 2006 please post a link! |
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cheers man:) |
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OK. The topic '[official thread] xltronicon '06 ' has been added to your favorites You are now being transferred back to the topic, otherwise click here ace! |
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wtf is with all you leopard haters? leopards need food too, and god wouldn't tell some fucking farmer to rip out a leopard's tongue. that's just awful. |
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Wait... are you being serious or silly? Because i cant tell |
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i think it's fake. |
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ok. i don't anymore, this dudes a badass. |
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he didn't kill it at all, his neighbour did |
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quite. are you? please explain why this man is a hero. it was self defense, obviously and he (or so he claims) used his bare hands. nothing wrong with that, but it sure as fuck ain't something to be proud of, let alone share with the press. This man should (if he truly believes in God) be thankful he is still alive, and respect the leopard for being a worty adversary. |
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Yes, he's not a hero at all and should have gracefully let nature take it's course and have been mauled to death over a period of hours. What a bastard. |
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If the leopard had looked like this the story could have been a lot different, and sexier. |
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hahaha! it wouldn't really be sexier if he still ripped out the tongue, though... |
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You want my tongue? Do you? Do you? |
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even more HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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I dont understand why thats not something to be proud of. This story is amazing. Most people would have died |
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dog_belch, i never implied the man shouldnt have defended himself. vp: do you think the leopard would have been proud if it had 'won' the battle? most people would have died yes. is this something to get sad over? getting hit by a truck is something to get sad over. Or more related to this story maybe: falling into the bear cage in a zoo and getting ripped to shreds is (supposedly happened in poland or something). anyway, i'm sure you didnt mean all this as to say 'real men kill things' but still. leopards are cool (unless you're a panda i guess). |
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Certain animals do have pride. You see various animals battling each other for females and such to become the bigger and better mofo. I couldnt tell you forsure but the fact that a man who mostly relys on his technology to kill animals is quite amazing. Leopards and various other animals are cool for sure. I like animals as much as the next guy but this is just crazyness. I suppose we will agree to disagree. :) |
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man! that leopard was a real fucking pussy |
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what's all this real men talk? we want real zombies! |
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... ohhh... hahaha! thanks. |
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