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ahahhh! silly meams! |
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This man is awesome for the same reason as that guy who cut off his off his own leg with a pocket knife or that other guy who fought off a shark. They had the will to act while facing death. If that ain't awesome then I don't wanna be awesome. |
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oh, i hope i never have to be awesome, i like having both legs |
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I like you having both legs too |
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Cutting off a leg with a pocket knife? How does that work with the bone and all. And yes these men are heros! They are AWESOME! |
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Spread em marty! (someone had to say it) |
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i guess the adrenaline helps, plus the freezing cold in the case of the leg-chopper. but yeah, pretty brave! |
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how did he cut through his bone with a dull little pocket knife while a shark was thrashing him around in the water? |
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I'm sure mertens avatar is a picture of ophecks. can't say it to his face tho |
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damn it, that's my post! |
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i think his leg bone was broken, already, so he didn't have to do any chopping of it |
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At first i thought you meant [#01641403] which could have well been anyones! |
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Chopping with a pocket knife? YIKES |
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The leg was crushed by a vindictive tree he cut down. Yeah, he had to cut through tendon and break through the bone to the other side. That or bleed to death in a forest. AWESOME |
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if there is any time for you to have the will to act, it is when you are facing death. this seems only logical to me. when a creature is attacking you, rational thinking isnt even an option anymore. you have a will to live, so you act if you don't get paralysed by fear first (which really wouldnt be anything to be ashamed about). once, i went diving and i went too deep. i almost ran out of oxygen so i swam up as fast as i could and i survived. am i awesome or what? |
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3000! |
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lol |
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Not to steal the thunder of The Leapord Killer. He to is equally awesome. SHAMELESS PLUG: My avatar is actually one of the main characters of my favorite sci-fi movie of all time Primer. |
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Was a leopard sharing your oxygen? If not, nope. |
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oh, i though the pocket knife incident was up a mountain, and he had to cut through his leg to avoid freezing to death... maybe that time he had to cut through his arm though. gutted if it's the same bloke! |
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That story would actually be better. Deep sea diving with a leopard! ACE! And sharing oxygen non the less! |
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i'm always at least 4 posts behind... |
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mertens' story also seems to be true: |
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Yes, you are indeed awsome but to a lesser extent. I once got hit head on by a car while riding my bike. Not because of overriding fear or shock. I lacked the will to act in the face of danger. That event almost happened again years later but I survived because I didn't let fear lead to indecision. |
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look what i shared my shower with yesterday: |
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What... |
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the fuck... |
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ENLARGED TO SHOW GROTESQUE DETAIL i think we can all agree that i'm almost as brave as the tongue-ripper |
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is that? |
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how very kind, and yet enery-efficient, of you |
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yes, well our water heater isn't very big so there's really no other way |
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did you cast aside your panga and use your bare hands to rip out a part of it? |
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well no but i did let him use some of my shampoo, and then i washed his back (he couldn't reach) |
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in that case, you are a real fucking man. |
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thanks for the accolade, d00d |
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...with huge testicles. |
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what the fucking demon possesed daisy wheel printer devil spawn is that THING !?!!? |
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in 'sgonsin, we call 'em silverfish. i don't usually have the pleasure of running into them very often, because usually they have enough sense to stay away from people! |
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woah, what we (at least my mom) call silverfish here looks more like a horseshoe crab the size of a pencil eraser. much less demonic. |
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this was #2 on google images for "silverfish" Lol. |
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That's a real fucking chimp. |
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hrmm, according to my research, my pet isn't a silverfish afterall...i don't know what it is! |
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well actually i should say wasn't a silverfish since i totally pwned that motherfucker all the way down the drain with hot water |
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research: is the specimen a fish? no is the specimen silver? no :) |
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yeah, but my guinea pig isn't a pig, nor is he from guinea |
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i hardly ever kill anything, even bugs, unless they are in the bathroom. if they're in the shower i say sorry and kill them beotches. |
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have you ever looked at his passport? |
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yes, it's like this: a man knows better than to walk into the lady's room, an, um....kilopede should know better than to walk into mine. |
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I both envy and pity that bug. |
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I despise the vile silverfish |
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