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offline mimi on 2005-06-01 17:28 [#01619495]
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Yesterday morning I was sitting in my room right after my
boyfriend left the house to get in his car to head to work.
Well, all of the sudden he ran back in the house yelling
about a fucking enormous squirrel in his car. Must have
gotten in through the sun roof. So I went out to take a
look at the spectacle, but there was nothing to see. We
opened all the doors -- no squirrel. I rolled my eyes, told
him he was crazy and went back inside the house. He left
for work.

When he came home from work (he works on the outskirts of
town, quite a drive away), he had a great story. Apparantly
the squirrel was hiding under one of the car seats, and
while he was sitting at a stoplight, it popped up in the
back seat. Not really knowing what else to do (by the time
it really processed he was on a road that may as well be a
bridge -- nowhere to pull over and heavy traffic), he rolled
all of the windows down. Other drivers were pointing and
laughing and yelling "There's a squirrel in your car!
AHAHAHAHH!!!!!!" He's like, "I know. Thanks." The
squirrel seems to be enjoying this, just relaxing in the
back seat with the breeze. Then he just jumps out of the
window and scampers across the road (while my boyfriend is
driving probably 45 miles per hour down the road), managing
not to get hit by another car.

I can't really imagine what I'd think if I was driving and
saw a squirrel jump out of the car in front of me.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-01 17:30 [#01619503]
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Nice story, thanks for that


 

offline mimi on 2005-06-01 17:34 [#01619517]
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yeah, i guess it's not as funny as i thought


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-06-01 17:49 [#01619572]
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america..


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-01 18:44 [#01619671]
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how big was this squirrel, did it have human teeth?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-06-01 18:45 [#01619672]
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guess he needed to hitch a ride.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-01 18:50 [#01619679]
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this is sort of like what happened to me with a mouse on the
hood of my car except it's nothing like what happened to me
at all.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-06-01 18:54 [#01619683]
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a friend of mine got stung by a bie on his penis


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-01 19:06 [#01619690]
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"cool"


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-06-01 19:09 [#01619694]
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Is your boyfriend Trent Reznor?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-01 19:16 [#01619705]
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do you have miles per hour in america?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-01 19:22 [#01619716]
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sometimes lots of things seem funny till you tell someone
about them


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-01 19:22 [#01619717]
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haha


 

offline mimi on 2005-06-01 20:26 [#01619743]
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yeah, we suck


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-01 20:32 [#01619744]
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"america.."

-- tolstoyed


 

offline mimi on 2005-06-01 20:41 [#01619746]
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apparantly they don't have squirrels in "the ocean" or
wherever tolstoyed is from


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-02 02:16 [#01619874]
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i suppose his point was that squirrels are supposed to live
in forests, not in cars and on highways.

anyway, your story made me laugh.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-06-02 02:45 [#01619890]
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the
squirrel took over the steering wheel


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-06-02 02:45 [#01619892]
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the
squirrel took over the steering wheel


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-06-02 02:45 [#01619893]
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the
squirrel took over the steering wheel


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-06-02 02:46 [#01619894]
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oooops..sorry about that.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-02 03:06 [#01619902]
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the

squirrel took over the steering wheel



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-02 03:08 [#01619904]
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He's like, "I know. Thanks."

That made me laugh!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-06-02 03:15 [#01619911]
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Thats mad... and i swear i'm not making this up, this is
what happened to me on the walk into work.

When walking up a fairly busy city street, a cyclist coming
towards me manoevered onto the path across in front of me
suddenly.. he was then pointing to something up the path
ahead of me and there was a grey squirrel. I noticed the guy
had a basket on the bike so assumed he owned it or
something. The thing ran into a barber shop to my right much
to the suprise of the owner who was reading a newsaper just
in the doorway. Its great seeing stuff like that on a
seemingly banal midweek morning...


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-06-02 03:17 [#01619912]
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.. er.. maybe its not so great reading about it though.:P


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2005-06-02 04:25 [#01619951]
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No it was a nice story. Shame it was a grey though. Bring
back the cuter red natives!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-02 04:30 [#01619963]
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why did he have a bee on his penis and where did it sting
him?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-06-02 05:27 [#01620036]
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haha meems! :P your boyfriend had an acid flashback


 


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