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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-04-29 15:13 [#01580650]
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Brandon Routh as Superman

May have been posted, I dunno and the search function is
AWOL so there. Anyway, does anybody care about this movie,
and if yes, what do you think about the costume and the guy
wearing it?

I don't know who he is, he's sexy and hot and has muscles
but he just doesn't have a regal, commanding look to him.
He's a Superboy. Can't be worse than Dean Cain, at least. I
like the costume, the little S and the duller colors are
very true to the REALLY old original design and the
Fleischer Superman.

I think this movie could be OK if it has the soul and fun of
the first couple of Reeve Superman movies. I'm not exactly
psyched up for it, but I used to be a pretty big Superman
fan back in the day (I have every single issue of that silly
Cyborg/Man of Steel/Superclone/Rambo storyline from the
early 90s), so I'll definitely download it via Bit Torrent.
Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor, which I think is absolutely
fabulous. The rest of the cast is pretty iffy, especially
whatsherface as Lois Lane. I wonder how much she'll suck
compared to Margot Kidder.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-29 15:14 [#01580653]
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Jay Worth as Superman would be ace


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-04-29 15:15 [#01580655]
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Oh yeah, and here's a full pic of the costume since the pic
in that article isn't very big. I know you homos want to see
his hot body.


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-29 15:26 [#01580664]
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That looks fucking awful.


 

offline Key from Bbbbarrow-in-f (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-29 15:27 [#01580665]
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curl-arific


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-04-29 15:27 [#01580666]
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maybe NIN will be on the new movies soundtrack?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-04-29 15:34 [#01580670]
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Routh as Clark Kent

Clark Kent is Superman, by the way.



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-29 15:37 [#01580671]
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the new single (Halo18) isnt that sold-out (or so some fans
think)

i totally cant wait til tuesday (Halo19) !


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-29 15:43 [#01580674]
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do da do doo, da da doo, do da doo d oh wait thats Raiders
of the Lost Arc


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-29 17:42 [#01580742]
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gay!


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-29 17:56 [#01580744]
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that's what superman is supposed to look like.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-04-29 19:12 [#01580805]
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It's pretty hard to make Superman NOT look like a bit...
fanciful.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-04-29 19:25 [#01580827]
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Here is Superman in a little Speedo thing, by popular
demand-


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offline mimi on 2005-04-29 19:27 [#01580831]
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look at those hips

anyhow, i kind of understand why the other guy is touching
himself


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-29 19:27 [#01580833]
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that'll be because 50 years have passed.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2005-04-30 16:22 [#01581499]
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Sooooo... we've got Routh (=rhymes with mouth) as
Kent/Superman, Spacey as Luthor, and Bryan Singer directing:
yep, can't get much gayer! ;)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-04-30 19:07 [#01581615]
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yeah i find the casting for super hero movies disapoint me

i mean come on toby mcquire as spiderman?

his voice was way off


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:41 [#01581675]
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Ophecks, god of war is shit. Have you beaten it on god mode?
The second battle with 1000 kratosises is stupid wack and I
can't beat it yet, (especially since it froze on me twice at
that point). Man, what an unbelievably shitty game. That
game is so non-fun it's not even funny. Let's have a whole
team polish up a terrible core of gameplay then have
everyone give it excellent reviews. I don't know if I can
bear the frustrating misery of beating it to see the final
cut scenes before I sell the hell out of it. I could smash
it with a hammer or set it on fire or something but sending
it to someone else passes on that miserable frustration
which is better in my book.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:42 [#01581676]
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Whew, I almost thought it was brandon frasier. "hello, I'm
the gay superman from hell *retarded fag grin*"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:44 [#01581677]
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black humans have the largest penises on average, so I think
the new superman should be black. And he should always have
a boner and fight enemies with it (with his chest puffed out
and hands on hips and grinning).


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-04-30 20:51 [#01581682]
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black humans have the largest penises on average
i bet like elephants, whales, etc have larger ones.
i dont know where you got your data.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:53 [#01581684]
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ha ha ha, the whole concept of "super man" is just so
stupid... especially looking at this picture. Hello I'm a
human male, the most superest one. Other animals are divided
into males and females and personally I think that a human
would be the least likely candidate to earn 'superest' among
men of all species. I enjoyed the commentary on powerded
toast man in ren and stimpy about how he went around
shouting his name everywhere "POWDERED... TOAST... MAAAAN!"
"as a child I thought was weird that superheroes did that..
I mean why did they do that? GREEN LANTERN!" Superheroes are
conceited buttfucking fags.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:55 [#01581687]
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Shut up. You're from canada. You don't know what the hell
you're talking about. I'm astounded that you imported and
exported information from your brain somewhat coherently.
People from canada have the smallest penises on average.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:56 [#01581688]
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Well, this topic did really suck, but luckily I came around
and made it cool for everybody. Just doing my public duty,
carry on.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 20:58 [#01581692]
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Hello, I'm SUPER KNEED MAN. I am a normal man except for my
knees. They are SUPER! hiiiiiiYA!!

qrter for moderator!!!!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 21:00 [#01581695]
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The only thing worse than every comment every posted on
xltronic is every cacophony of falsely claimed 'music' by
falsely claimed 'artists' on xltronic.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-30 21:01 [#01581699]
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That's it, somebody point the direction to watmm. By the way
superman should fight skeletor.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-30 21:02 [#01581702]
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yo i can dig toby mag as spidaman yo i thought he be ill yo.
ungh!


 


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