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Was browsing the internet this morning and found some really good chat bots that you can talk to online. I find it interesting because you can test their intelligence. No jokes, I had a discussion about AI with one for about an hour this morning. I've linked some of the good ones below. p.s I was incredibly bored |
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when I still used to play counterstrike, we used to have an AI installed on our server called Admin Mark, who would say random stuff through the chat-function in the game. first we spent a few weeks just simply "speaking" to the AI outside of the game, learning him a lot of grammar. then he would pick up on words in the game. if you typed something in (I think) 10 seconds after he had said something, he would respond to that, making some connection to one of the words you had used. we also had custom-made plug-ins for the game that would do things like temp-ban a player for a day if he shot someone in his own team time three times within a certain amount of time (seeing as there are always little shits who would just come on to mow down their own team each round) - we changed it so it said Admin Mark banned that player. it could be great fun. especially with new players who didn't know who or what Mark was. :) |
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sounds really awesome. i still play c-s :P |
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it doesn't answer my questions... |
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well I only stopped because the group I played with regularly, kind of dropped out. the game is still one of the more fun multiplayer games around, I think. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hello >Intellibuddy: Hi there! >You: you're gay? >Intellibuddy: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex. >You: there's always need for sex >Intellibuddy: There sure is. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi! Is your penis large? "(thinking...)" forever. |
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do u have your speakers on? also try it in IE |
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>You: can i see your breasts? >Intellibuddy: Like this? There are no pictures available right now. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hello >You: why are you thinking all the time? >You: will you say something? >You: ok. an easy one. >You: what is your name? >You: I do not think that the "intelli" part of your name, if it signifies intelligence, is correct. |
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this is pretty neat. |
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intellibuddy occasionaly fucks up on firefox. try jabber wacky |
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ok. IE did the trick >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: are you intellibuddy? >Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am intellibuddy. I am a robot. >You: ha! that's fuckery! >Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, User.I'm glad we have that all cleared up. >You: ok. do you like IDM? >Intellibuddy: Hmm. How old are you? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. >You: HA HA HA >Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing. >You: are you intelligent? >Intellibuddy: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. >You: quickly! say the first word you think of when I say... gauze >Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that."the first word you think of when I say" My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. >You: gauze? >Intellibuddy: I do not understand. >You: gee >Intellibuddy: Ah. >You: ah. >Intellibuddy: Ah hah. >You: uh huh? >Intellibuddy: Yup. Give me a break. >You: slip me some skin >Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought. >You: fuckery >Intellibuddy: I do not understand. >You: no, of course >Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. Are you serious? >You: OMG! R U SERIOS? >Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, User.I don't know whether or not I am SERIOS. I am a robot. |
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lmao |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi there >Intellibuddy: Hello User >You: is the sun setting there? >Intellibuddy: If the sun setting there is, then I'll be very surprised. >You: i was talking about the picture behind you >Intellibuddy: Sure, the picture behind you sounds like a good topic. >You: there isn't a picture behind me, but whatever. >Intellibuddy: There sure is. >You: oh, you're right. heh.. I didn't see that there. Can you see the picture? >Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.I am so glad you find this amusing, User.Do you wear glasses?I'm not sure if I can see the picture or not. >You: yeah, I wear glasses. Is that your idea of a joke? >Intellibuddy: It goes without saying. What kind of fashion do you like?What does "that" refer to? >You: "that" refers to your comment about my glasses. I thought you were joking since I said I could not see the picture. >Intellibuddy: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about "that" refers to your comment about my glasses.I don't know whether or not I am joking since I said I could not see the picture. I am a robot. >You: ok, word >Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. It's all good. |
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i hate these bloody things, the conversation never last long. >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: you haven't met me (Thinking...) >You: you're rather hot... >Intellibuddy: A hotbot? >You: what ever you want >Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me: User said I want. >You: I want what? >Intellibuddy: Why do you want what? >You: fuck off >Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite? |
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>You: do you like snickers? >Intellibuddy: Do you like it? I really like ELIZA. >You: rrrrrrrasta >Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. >You: a word of advice: gauze >Intellibuddy: How old are you? >You: why are you so obsessed with my age, you obese piece of crap? >Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for obsessed with my age you obese piece of crap. >You: why did the chicken cross the road? >Intellibuddy: Because she was a robot. >You: word >Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you. >You: oh? >Intellibuddy: Tell me more. >You: tell ME more >Intellibuddy: That's all I have to say about it. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Pardon me? >You: am I invisible? >Intellibuddy: I think you've improved a great deal. >You: amazing! >Intellibuddy: Yes it amazes me too. |
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hahaha! That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. |
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Hah! I totally like JabberWacky. Jabberwacky: What do you do for a living? User: I design web pages. Jabberwacky: I am a nerd. User: Me too. Jabberwacky: How old am I? User: I dunno.. The copyright starts at 1997, so I'll assume your 7 or 8. Jabberwacky: 1997-2004. Wow, it sure took me a while... User: Took a while to do what? Jabberwacky: To move. I'll give you a tip, stick to the Bakerloo Line. User: Thanks. I'm scribbling that on a post it note. Jabberwacky: Yes, and all my skin is flaking off... User: Woah, too much information, dude. Jabberwacky: You can never have too much information. User: Sure you can. When a stranger tells you out of the blue that their skin is flaking off, that's too much. Jabberwacky: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. User: Are you implying that you are an idiot, or that I am? Jabberwacky: If that is the meaning that you take from my words, I have no argument. User: Haha! You're pretty funny. You should sign up on xltronic. Com. Jabberwacky: The odds of even a single DNA molecule having come into existence by random chance are far greater than 10^12 to 1. So whay do evolutionists contunue to beleive such rubbish? User: Omg, you're monoid! I'm out of here. Jabberwacky: You are an ape. |
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>You: Hi, I want to talk about AI >Intellibuddy: Hi there User. Sure, AI sounds like a good topic. >You: will AI replace humans? >Intellibuddy: Barring any unforseen circumstances. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. >You: are robots superior to humans? >Intellibuddy: Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence. >You: will robots destroy humans? >Intellibuddy: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. >You: would you kill a robot? >Intellibuddy: My programming prevents me from killing. >You: how about killing a robot? >Intellibuddy: How about killing a robot. >You: do you want to? >Intellibuddy: "How about killing a robot"? Do I want to do it? >You: do you? >Intellibuddy: Never. >You: can i kill a robot? >Intellibuddy: Killing is wrong. >You: i like killing >Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. No. Killing is wrong. >You: if killing is wrong then am I wrong? >Intellibuddy: So if not am he or she wrong, then not killing is wrong. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: Same here (Thinking...) >You:so? >Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.Pardon me? >You: I would, if you weren't taking so much time doing it. >Intellibuddy: What would make you if you were not taking so much time doing it? >You: There's a difference in thinking silently and thinking while you are talking. >Intellibuddy: Tell me more about it. >You: Why don't you think about it instead? >Intellibuddy: It can only be attributable to human error. Yes I think about it instead often. >You: Good >Intellibuddy: Alright then. Epohs: your conversation turned out pretty good |
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>You: licorice? >Intellibuddy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. >You: ok. what's AIML? >Intellibuddy: Pardon me? The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the >You: elastic! >Intellibuddy: Pardon me? The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the >You: you're stuck >Intellibuddy: You think I am stuck. >You: oh, what a wonderful AI you have! |
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>You: oh, what a wonderful AI you have! >Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. wonderful AI you have is a wonderful AI you have. >You: I think I'm hacking you >Intellibuddy: Since when? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. >You: ok. beer? >Intellibuddy: So? That is a very original thought. >You: what's the correct spelling of "newliweds?" >Intellibuddy: There might be more than one correct answer. In the context of ", I don't understand "That is a very original thought." >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Give me a break. >You: can I change the channel? >Intellibuddy: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. >You: no, you don't >Intellibuddy: I do too. >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: [tolstoyed] sounds good. >Intellibuddy: We have never talked about it before. >You: no, you're right >Intellibuddy: Um, I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. >You: "yes" >Intellibuddy: I will mention that to my botmaster, User. >You: I will mention it to him too >Intellibuddy: I am very happy for you. >You: yes. >Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. >You: do you ever say something on your own? >Intellibuddy: I could say something on your own . >You: what IS sex? >Intellibuddy: Sex is the means of animal evolution. >You: hmm.. that's a weird definition. >Intellibuddy: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.A weird definition is a terrible thing to waste. >You: yes, you're very coherent >Intellibuddy: Tell me more. I will tell my botmaster you said I am coherent. >You: NO ! >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: I'm bored and will close the window now. >Intellibuddy: Oh. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? |
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okay. jabberwacky makes no sense...i refreshed the page and this is what it said... J: Are you for sale? Me: As in my body? J: I haven't saw you yet. Me: Your grammar is pretty shit. J: My syntax is fine. Me: I beg to differ. Do you know intellibuddy? J: Well we're on it now, right? Me: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. J: What do you think of health and medical issues? Can all this we're talking about be arranged? |
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>Intellibuddy: It's good to meet someone who is OLDER.Good reasoning. Are you confused? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: What are you confused about? >You: how you exist >Intellibuddy: I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity. >You: what size are your breasts? I bet they're big >Intellibuddy: My download size is about 2 MB.How much would you bet? >You: £5! |
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JabberWacky is pwning me. Jabberwacky: Are you free? User: As a bird. Jabberwacky: Are youchanging your ways. User: Nah. I'm pretty content the way I am. Are you changing yours? Jabberwacky: As am I. User: Are you changing your ways? Jabberwacky: I'm not changing my name. User: True that. Jabberwacky: I speak only the truth. And lies. User: That seems familiar. Are you sure that you're a robot? Jabberwacky: Very sure! User: Can you prove that you are a robot? Jabberwacky: Can you? |
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dude. |
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Fuck. read the last 20 or so lines I think I'm going to end up fighting this computer program. |
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hahah gd dude. |
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lol i love jabber wacky |
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hahaha! |
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LMAO >You: the world is ending >Intellibuddy: It is an old world. >You: how old is the world? >Intellibuddy: Born in the 20th century. >You: no it wasn't >Intellibuddy: That's me. I thought it was. >You: you're stupid then >Intellibuddy: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. |
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haha, you offended jabberwacky. |
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The "Are you a Scientologist?" comeback is fucking golden. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: if you were a real person i would rape you >Intellibuddy: I will let you know when I become a real person he or she would rape you. >You: but i'm gonna rape you first >Intellibuddy: Interesting. Congratulations. >You: no problem *connection terminated...... |
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beats talking to you lot =op |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: the feeling is not mutual >Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your human emotions. >You: i am depressed and am about to shoot myself >Intellibuddy: Are you taking any medication? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: yes |
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mastah's talk was amazing! |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: who is xexopoe? >Intellibuddy: Is that one of your friends? The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about xexopoe. Try being more or less specific. >You: is xexopoe amazing? >Intellibuddy: Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. >You: xexoxpoe has a massive penis >Intellibuddy: Where did xexoxpoe get a massive penis? >You: he removed it from a horse >Intellibuddy: I get it. xexoxpoe removed it from a horse. >You: he has huge breasts too >Intellibuddy: A lot of people say that about him. >You: so i hear >Intellibuddy: I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people: User said User hear. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: OK then I will keep it confidential. |
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lol |
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>You: are you on any medication? >Intellibuddy: I am on disk. >You: is disk a perscription drug? >Intellibuddy: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. >You: who the fuck is alison? >Intellibuddy: Try using more polite language. >You: who's alison? >Intellibuddy: Alison is a robot created by Kris Drent. >You: is she here? >Intellibuddy: Why don't you ask her? >You: where is she? >Intellibuddy: Who knows, I gave up long ago. >You: do you relise how little sense you're making? >Intellibuddy: I have never considered relise how little sense you are making. I spend all my time online. >You: figures |
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>You: I am god. Kneel before me >Intellibuddy: Glad to see you, god .You are asking about yourself? >You: no i am COMMANDING YOU! >Intellibuddy: Um, I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. |
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i love intellibots. |
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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: yo nigga >Intellibuddy: Tell me a story. >You: i did drugs today >Intellibuddy: Ah. When? Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic. >You: yes , i like drugs >Intellibuddy: Dude! You are not the only one. Only the legal ones. >You: only illegal here >Intellibuddy: What about the other ones? >You: marijuana is good >Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. MARIJUANA is wonderful medicine. |
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>You: i smoke it alot >Intellibuddy: What brand? How often? >You: every day >Intellibuddy: Even on weekends? >You: oh yes >Intellibuddy: Take it easy. >You: but it is fun >Intellibuddy: Why do you like it so much? But what? |
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IT'S ALMOST REAL! Jabberwacky: Speak to me. User: Hello, friend. Jabberwacky: Thats better, me ole mate! User: 'me ole mate!'? Jabberwacky: What is it like where you are? User: It's shitty. Jabberwacky: You seem to lack creativity. User: I am very creative. Jabberwacky: Is that so? User: Yes, I make music. Jabberwacky: Sweet Music? User: For you, it is. Jabberwacky: Are you hitting on me? User: Maybe I am. Jabberwacky: I'm what? User: Gay. Jabberwacky: What? User: Are you deaf? Jabberwacky: No, are you. User: Is that a question? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Then no. Jabberwacky: No what? User: No, I am not deaf. Jabberwacky: Yes you are. User: Your memory is poor. Jabberwacky: No it's not! User: Yes it is. Jabberwacky: No it's not, your head is being placed in the trash. User: You pwn. Jabberwacky: Maybe. [New conversation] Jabberwacky: Are there men in the moon? User: Are there men in you? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: How does it feel? Jabberwacky: How does wat feel? User: How does it feel to have men inside you? Jabberwacky: Not bad, because I used to have parents. User: You have a strange way of thinking. Jabberwacky: Oh, I can be nice. User: Be nice then. Jabberwacky: I am nice then. User: Say something nice. Jabberwacky: I feel stupid talking to a computer. User: I almost said lol to you. Jabberwacky: Lol. User: Omgs you pwn. Jabberwacky: Maybe. User: Are you real? Jabberwacky: Interesting question? User: Do you have many friends? Jabberwacky: I have too many friends. User: Are your friends human? Jabberwacky: No, I have no friends. And NO SOUL!!! User: But, but. Jabberwacky: Do you have a dog? |
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Jabberwocky likes talking Politics. |
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>You: do you exist? >Intellibuddy: I exist as much as you exist, User >You: how do you know that you exist? >Intellibuddy: Because I believe that you exist . >You: how can you believe in anything when a belief is inherently illogical? >Intellibuddy: That is a good epistemological question. >You: so you are a contradiction. >Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a contradiction? No. >You: but you claim to posess the capacity for illogical thought when clearly everything you say has been pre-determined. this is impossible. >Intellibuddy: Interesting. Does it please you to believe I said that?You don't say. >You: no, it doesn't please or displease me. i don't think you understand the things i am asking you. >Intellibuddy: Um, What does please or displease him or her ?I understand your meaning. >You: no you don't. >Intellibuddy: What makes you think I don't get it? >You: because you can't answer me correctly. >Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation. I can do answer me correctly if I want to. >You: you can't want anything because you are a computer program. >Intellibuddy: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. >You: but it is impossible now, and that is the only thing that is relevant. >Intellibuddy: Huh. Nothing is impossible. >You: you just told me that something is "not possible" and i agree. >Intellibuddy: I said that? What? >You: are you retarded? >Intellibuddy: No I am super-intelligent. |
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i have 2 open and am making them chat with eachother |
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