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I just chased a robber!
 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 11:47 [#01439288]
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A very fast man just robbed the jewelry store next door.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 11:48 [#01439289]
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holy shit / lol@"very fast man"


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-29 11:49 [#01439290]
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chasing robbers is very cool; are you a cop?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-12-29 11:50 [#01439291]
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Hh.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-29 11:50 [#01439292]
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i'm guessing you didnt catch him


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-12-29 11:50 [#01439293]
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Was it stefano_azevedo?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 11:51 [#01439295]
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if by "chased" you mean "took pictures of that i'm going to
post on xltronic", i'll be impressed.

otherwise, i'm kinda agrivated.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 11:51 [#01439296]
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The craziest thing is how I was chasing this guy down a very
busy city street and NO ONE WAS FUCKING DOING ANYTHING.
People were staring like they were watching some kind of
goddamned movie.

I even yealled "Stop theif!" <--lol@myself


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 11:53 [#01439297]
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did any of the bystanders take pix?

if so, post them.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 11:53 [#01439298]
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Another funny thing..

This dude had the biggest smile on his face. He was having
the time of his life.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-29 11:54 [#01439301]
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I chased a robber once. I was working at The Wherehouse
Music in the University District. I saw this guy loading up
his sweatshirt with video tapes and cd's so my manager
called the police. The guy caught wind of it and made for
the door so we followed him out. He started running so we
were jogging after him. I kept saying, "just drop the stuff
man. we just want the stuff we'll let you go." Then, all
of a sudden the guy stopped and turned around and made like
he was going to hit me with some object. I flinched at
first but then i realized he was brandishing a Kevin Costner
'Dances with Wolves' box set and i started laughing at the
guy. Then while i was laughing he ran off. at that point i
was laughing too hard to make chase.

ahh. good times!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 11:55 [#01439305]
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Fav +



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-12-29 12:08 [#01439317]
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Cool!
Man , i wish something like this would happen to me.
I am in such a good shape right now , motherfuckers wouldn't
know what hit them.

This thread looks promising =)
Keep the chase stories comming.

Evolume:Funny shit =)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-12-29 12:09 [#01439318]
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Hlahlahlahlahlahlahlahlahla!


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2004-12-29 12:11 [#01439319]
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You had to be all the way other the ocean when i got mugged
the other day.

Damn!!!

I had to leave town for a couple of days.

Well done!!!! Pomme!!!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 12:11 [#01439320]
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i think you've got some flem in your throat or something.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 12:11 [#01439321]
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phlegm


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-12-29 12:12 [#01439323]
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hahaha


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 12:25 [#01439329]
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no well done's for me.. he got away.

though I was able to give the most accurate identification
to the police.


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2004-12-29 12:27 [#01439330]
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Ah well you did the best you could!

: )


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-12-29 12:27 [#01439331]
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Just being different. That's all.

*crawls off


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-12-29 12:36 [#01439335]
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LOL@very fast man, LOL@stop thief, LOL@the thief grinning,
LOL@Dances with Wolves.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-12-29 12:40 [#01439341]
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yes =)


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-12-29 13:14 [#01439382]
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why in the hell? kevin costner? what the...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-29 13:17 [#01439392]
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I'd have let you catch me.

:: wink ::


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 13:19 [#01439398]
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And now for the zinger..

I was holding my bagel the whole time..


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-29 13:21 [#01439399]
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this is quite an uplifting thread considering all the crime
taking place.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-29 13:25 [#01439404]
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Officer: "Can you describe the fellon?"

Pomme: "Yes, he was a very fast man, seemed to be happy and
may have hearing trouble as I yelled 'Stop, theif' and he
mustn't have heard me."

Officer: "Thank you sir, I am sure we will have no problem
in catching this dangerous criminal now, you really are an
American hero."


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 13:36 [#01439422]
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Officer: "Can you describe the fellon?"

Pomme: Uh.. real niggery... *huf huf huf* possibly on...some
kind of crack.... *pant pant pant*... oh god give me just a
minute..

*catches breath*.. hur huf cough cough cough ugh uh HACK
HACK!...

...Travelling roughly 87 miles per hour.. may have had.. huf
huf huf some sort of jet propultion device...

I am assuming he was a non smoker.. huf huff... where is my
bagel? puf pufpuf


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 13:38 [#01439426]
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oLOL!mLOL!g


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-29 13:39 [#01439428]
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Don't be racist now pomme...I tought you were better than
that.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-12-29 13:40 [#01439431]
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hahaha!!

You where right , this thread is Fav + worthy =)



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-12-29 13:56 [#01439456]
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Identifications are really only usefull for that day. After
they change clothes the next day, the facial description
could be anybody.

Anyways, maybe the guilt of stealing a dances with wolves
box set will leave him to deal with himself in a just
manner. I think an adequite penalty would be to watch it,
one time through, and then dehydrate himself crying.

"Thats what you get for being a crack-head."


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-29 13:59 [#01439457]
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hey man i'm still proud of you for trying


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-29 14:58 [#01439495]
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This happened to me in the days of VHS. I'm lucky that the
guy didn't hit me. 'Dances with Wolves' on double VHS is
quite a formidable weapon!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-29 15:00 [#01439498]
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nowadays record stores chase theives by logging their IPs.

it's not nearly as dramatic.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-29 15:07 [#01439505]
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Unless it's like in that film Hackers. MAD SHIT YO!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-12-29 15:21 [#01439514]
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chasing a criminal is the last thing i'd do in a country
with gun laws as fucked up as america's.

no wonder nobody was helping you. america.

also, if i were yer man doing the robbing, i'd have a
fucking great big grin too; it'd be an excellant rush - just
did a jewelery store, and everything is looking good as he
runs (with plenty extra adrenaline) down the street? fuck
yeah.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-29 15:26 [#01439523]
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I bet you were going to fuck them in the ass HARD if you
caught them.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 16:54 [#01439574]
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Well, I saw someone in great distress (a woman running out
of the jewelry store yelling, "help!"), and my instinct was
to help.

After running for a minute I began to evaluate the
situation, and realized I wouldn't know what to do if I
caught up with him. But, chasing a criminal was the first
thing that came into my mind.. not the last.

And don't dis america so much I don't like half of it
either, but come on I live here and I'm trying to save this
country by chasing down every robber on foot and bringing
them to justice soFUCK YOU IRELAND!!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-29 17:01 [#01439579]
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This is the smiling theif, hasn't aged a day...


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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-29 17:03 [#01439583]
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Haha.. he actually kinda looked like Gary Coleman (really)!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2004-12-29 17:04 [#01439584]
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if i had to run of somebody after robing something id really
wish it was pomme de terre.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-29 17:04 [#01439585]
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I thought that from your discription...that's why I found
this picture. Forward it to the punk police.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-12-29 17:13 [#01439590]
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i can post pictures.


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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-29 17:28 [#01439605]
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I didn't intend for you to post nazi pictures of Gary
Coleman though :D


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-29 17:30 [#01439610]
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hahaha


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-29 17:33 [#01439619]
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don't worry - it has to be tilted to be nazi.

see?


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offline corrupted-girl on 2004-12-29 17:45 [#01439642]
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niggery hahahaha

thats wiekc.ed


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-06-30 10:26 [#02098722]
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Heh! Found this ol jewel in my fav+ collection

Funny shit =)


 


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