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offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-12 12:59 [#00818737]
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this is how i get it done seeing as how i can't
be arsed to deal with anything more complicated.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-08-12 13:00 [#00818738]
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:D

i might even use some samples of that shit

 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-08-12 13:00 [#00818739]
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i make all my trks in that pgm.

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-12 13:17 [#00818770]
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A true retard will have a large hollow skull suitable for
use as a percussive instrument.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-12 13:20 [#00818776]
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but that actually requires some kind of effort. with this
you just hafta click a few times and then bounce on your
seat, clapping your hands.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-12 13:24 [#00818780]
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but that actually requires some kind of effort.

Not if you're truly autistic. HEAD GO BOOM HEAD GO BOOM

 

offline uzim on 2003-08-12 13:28 [#00818786]
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1. go to the amblephone:
http://ambleweb.digitalbrain.com/ambleweb/web/Games/ambleph
one.db_psc
and click on "start rhytm" (several times at random
intervals if you want even more chaos).

2. while the amblephone is still playing, open a new window
and go to the page ambsace just linked and turn all the horses on.

3. while the amblephone and the horses are still playing,
open a third window and go there and launch any of
the streams available (or put on the CD if you have it... or
any Merzbow will do).

4. while the amblephone, the horses and the merzbow are
still playing, open another window and go there.
and voilà!! ORAL CHAOS!!! =D


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-08-12 13:43 [#00818809]
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me myself is a true retard.
I make retard songs that mostly suck.
time time time a make a good one.
maybe that is just luck?

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-08-12 14:02 [#00818821]
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now this is comedy!

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-12 16:59 [#00818937]
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Well I made a track using this new revolutionary technique,
but deleted it because it was too embarrassing...


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-12 17:05 [#00818946]
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a broken link. yes...that's pretty funny.

*cough* =/

 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-08-12 17:15 [#00818955]
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I did all this. And I liked the result.

 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-08-12 17:18 [#00818960]
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Actually I'm listening to this mess for more than ten
minutes.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-12 17:19 [#00818962]
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you should record it and upload it for us all to hear.

 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-08-12 17:34 [#00818979]
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Your desires are orders.

 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-12 17:42 [#00818984]
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there isn't a font size big enough i can put the words
"that's fucking awesome" into.


 

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