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Remembering old Seinfeld episodes is great, and always cheers me up! You got any favourite episode? |
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I think surrounded's avatar might have something to do with me creating this topic... |
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I Love the episode when george makes his own answering machine song. |
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yeah that one is great! The 2nd episode (I can remember) watching is the one where they go the mall and can't remember where they parked their car. Then George and Jerry got caught urinating in the parkinglot... very funny episode. |
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hahah love that one too. fucking great. |
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...or when george does anything to get fired. |
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yeah that one is great! Also from the last season, when Kramer gets an intern... |
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the one where kramer hits a golfball into a whale and george becomes a marine biologist or the one where george suffers from 'shrinkage' :) |
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look! look people look! Now this is what i call a QUALITY TOPIC! We need this kind of posts more often to save xltronic ;-) No seriously, this made me smile... and indeed talking about seinfeld always cheers me up too! But a favourite episode? That's asking alot... you can't possibly make me choose :-p But how about the strongbox? I like that one alot... it's where Kramer tries to hide the key to his strongbox somewhere i jerry's appartment. (Jerry, getting a spoon out of his silverware drawer, accidentally stumbles on the key) Kramer: "You peeked!" Jerry: "This is your hiding place?!" Kramer: "It was under a spoon!" later... (Jerry is pulling apart his broken buzzer to finding what's wrong with it) Jerry: "Hey..." Kramer: "What are you doing?" Jerry: "You jammed your key in here? You shorted out my intercom!" Kramer: "You just had to go lookin' for it, didn't you? See, you hate it that I have a little secret. Anything I do -- oooh, oooh! -- you gotta know everything about it. You're so obsessed with me." later... Kramer: "All right, Jerry. Let's see if you can get it in your head that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement." George (from the street below Jerry's window): "Jerry!" Jerry: "George, the buzzer's broken! I'll come down!" (Jerry puts on his coat to go downstairs, when he finds the key in hiscoat pocket) Jerry: "I believe this belongs to you." Kramer: "Heyyyy!" man... i love that episode :-p |
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yeah. that episode is great. Also from the last season when Kramer gets that screendoor from George's parents house and creates his own "anytown USA"... ah... I've had some great laughs to that one. |
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Or ofcourse the one where Jerry goes to buy a new car (from david putty)... but especially george who tries to buy a twix-candybar from the vending machine... haha... that episode really shows george's frustration and rage over the smallest things! George: "It's a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you've robbed it! You've all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!" Mechanic: "They're all gone." George (yelling out, frustrated, the camera spins from a top angle): " Ttttttwwwwiiiiiixxxxx!" |
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yeah that episode is gooood! Isn't that the episode where Kramer takes the carsalesman for a ride so they can see how long they'll get (on an according to the meter empty tank)? |
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"Believe it or not - George isnt at home -leave a message at the beeeeep. If I were home-Id pick up the phone- Where cooooould I beeeee? Believe it or not - im not hooooome." |
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Bizarro world is a favorite. |
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i have all the episodes on my puter if anyone wants em |
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I'll upload somerthing to your ftp if you upload those episodes |
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all of that is legit, so I can rip that at any format you want |
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"A George, divided against itself, CANNOT STAND!" :) |
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WHO IS THIS????????????? |
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THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY, MY FRIENDS. |
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LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO TAKE BACK SOUP |
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i like the one where jerry buys a tennis racket and then finds out the guy at the pro shop can't play worth shit. "you play like baby". |
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'Some of those heckles were really uncalled for: "Avast ye matey" - what the hell does that mean?! "20 degrees off the starboard side - the Spanish Galleon!" - there's no comeback for that!' |
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the soup nazi episode.....no soup for you |
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Elaine: "A bird ran into my giant freak-head." Jerry: "What giant freak-head?" Elaine: "The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking candy apple!" George: "Um, excuse me, I think you forgot my bread." Soup Nazi: "Bread, two dollars extra." George: "Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread." Soup Nazi: "You want bread?" George: "Yes, please." Soup Nazi: "Three dollars!" George: "What?" Soup Nazi: "No soup for you!" Kramer: "I used to have fleas." Jerry: "What did you do about them?" Kramer: "What do you mean?" Frank Costanza: "You want me to wear a bra?" Kramer: "No, no, a bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro!" Kramer: "C'mon George, relax. Just because they look alike that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry." George: "Food and sex. Those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them." Jerry: "Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman. Not a man and a sandwich." George: "I've been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." Kramer: "You went to the coffee shop without me? I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower." Jerry: "That was an hour ago! What were you doing in there?" Kramer: "Showering. How long's it take you?" Jerry: "Ten minutes." Kramer: "Ten minutes? That's kooky talk." Apologising guy: "Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater." Elaine: "This is all in her mind, okay? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah... She' |
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... Yeah... She's a whacko!" |
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Yesterday it was the episode when Jerry wants to switch his girlfriend to his girlfriend's roommate and George and Jerry figure out a way how to do so... really funny. Right now this episode is shown in Sweden: When Newman & Kramer plays Risk (and neither of them trust the other so Jerry has to keep the game in his appartment), and Jerry gave away the Superbowl tickets (to Tim Watley) and got a labelmaker in return (which is the same labelmaker Elaine gave to Tim Watley for xmas). George is dating a girl who's got a male roommate... It's also funny, but not as funny as the one yesterday. |
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hey that one was on dutch tv the other day here! i love seinfeld, greatest comedy ever, i've got all 180 episodes on my harddisk, it's over 7Gb :D i wanted to type some quotes here but there are too many too mention, it drives me nuts :S |
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"Right now this episode is shown in Sweden:" right now? And you're sitting behind your computer? You mad man :-p You should be watching it! George: Hey, do you know, Bonnie, I just had a pretty wild idea. Bonnie: What is it? George: Well I, uh, I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it's Ménage à Trois? Bonnie: What? (Scott enters) Scott: Hi. Bonnie: Scott! Remember what we talked about the other day? George is into it. Scott: Oh really? It's a good episode... the storyline about Kramer and Newman is a strong one too. "Oh, it's Risk, it's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives." |
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"hey that one was on dutch tv the other day here!" it was? dammit... 20:00 hours is a really lame time to be broadcasting seinfeld (in other words: i keep forgetting it). I used to love watching it around midnight on Net5... such a great way to end your day :-p |
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no it hasn't been on yet, i watched it on my computer i remember now it'll be on soon though, i think it's 'the label maker' it a good one :) |
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"greatest comedy ever" this is probably the only thing in the world morton and i agree on ;-) |
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it'll be on 12 episodes from now :D |
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oh okay... good news :-D Maybe it's time to blow the dust from my VCR and program it to record every day from 20:00 to 20:30 ;-) I really want to see the label-maker again. Btw... are those titles they give the show "official"? Or just made up by all the fansites? It's not like they show these titles on the screen during the beginning of each episode or something. |
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haha i think there are more like Rare-Records being a great shop and IDM being great :) (for instance radioactive man, we both LOVE it! can't get enough of it really) :) |
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I'm watching it... I was typing that during the commercial break =) |
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dunno 'bout these titles, at least they're better than those 'friends' titles, they're all like: 'the one where..." |
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i always loved the "man hands" episode |
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"like Rare-Records being a great shop and IDM being great :)" yeah okay... you're right :-p There are more. "(for instance radioactive man, we both LOVE it! can't get enough of it really)" muahaha! You wish :-p I still haven't heard that album. I'm much too busy listening to my excellent n.e.r.d.-cd ;-) |
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the 'n(.)e(.)r(.)d(.)-cd' don't get me started on that one :P btw radioactive man isn't that special, it's just quite 'standard' electro, good but not special still i like to moan about it since you haven't heard it yet :D *looks at the clock* damn, i have to get up before 7:00 again... i'm off, au revoir mes amis :) |
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"don't get me started on that one" How can you not like it? :-p I just can't get over it... hehe. The song Stay Together is rappidly becoming one of my favourite tracks ever... i absolutely love it! And i know, you said before radioactive man wasn't that special ;-) Buying that album is not particularly high on my priorities-list at the moment :-p "i have to get up before 7:00 again... " hehehe... i'm having a vacation this week >;) I'm not even going to set my alarmclock for tomorrow... oh yes, this is the good life! |
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well take a moment to read. I love this: GEORGE QUOTES "It`s not a lie, if you beleive its true." "But i`m disturbed! I`m depressed, I`m inadequite. I got it all." "Yeah, I`m a great quitter. It`s one of the things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up!" "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socialy acceptable." "I don`t want hope, hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When your hopless, you don`t care, that indifference makes you attractive." "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank god you have access to my dementure." "I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me they`re thinking, that`s why i`m not hetrosexual." "So I started to walk in the water. I won`t lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as i made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don`t know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a Marine Biologist." "Her back went out. She`s gonna be in hospital for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was "Why George why?" I said, Because it`s there!" "Please, a little respect as i am Costanza, Lord of the idiots" "Is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?" "Oh my god. An affair. It's so adult. It's like with stockings and martinis and William Holden. On the other hand, it probably wouldn't cost me any money." "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!" "It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!" George - "She's got a big crush on David Letterman, I mean a big crush. She talks about him all the time. Suppose I go up to David Letterman. He works at NBC, I work at NBC. I explain my situation. He agrees to meet her. They go out. They fall mad |
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Damn! they cut me off again!! ---------------------------------- George - "She's got a big crush on David Letterman, I mean a big crush. She talks about him all the time. Suppose I go up to David Letterman. He works at NBC, I work at NBC. I explain my situation. He agrees to meet her. They go out. They fall madly in love. And she dumps me for David Letterman!" Jerry - "This is your plan?" George - "No, no, I'm just thinking." Jerry - "I don't think you are." "Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship." "I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning." "I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'" "I feel like my old self again... Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic... It's a pleasure." |
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KRAMER QUOTES "I'm out!!!!!!!" "Jerry, it's LA. Nobody leaves. She's a seductress. She's a siren. She's a virgin. She's a whooooore" "Darren if you'd told me 10 years ago I'd be solving the worlds oil problems I would have said you're crazy now lets throw this giant ball of oil out the window" "You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one'" "No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody" "Listen, man. You gotta shoot this movie for me. Brody, he's a reasonable man, but he's insane" "Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done. (after he uses butter on his skin and falls asleep on the roof)" "You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia." (on the subject of hit-and-run drivers) "Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone." (after reading stones in the pet cemetery) "Oh, those are nice. Ya know, I never noticed this before. They're smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine." (admiring George's hands) "I never realized what an attractive man he is. Oh, he's a real looker, that one." (talking about George, who is now wearing a toupee) "Now see the two of you need to work on trust - and then, and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts - the cornerstones of any healthy relationship... and now if you would (taps the door twice with his new walking stick) excuse us. We need to get to bed." oh oh oh memories..... |
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what do you mean?? like Seinfled titles are clever chosen or?? they're just about the main subject. disagree. surrounded, they do sometimes show the title, like with "the boyfriend" if i recall correctly. |
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I fucking dig Seinfeld. I want a mammoth 9 disc DVD box set with shitloads of extras. |
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i'm not saying that seinfeld titles are more 'bout the main subject or more cleverly chosen, it's just that those short titles (like: 'the boyfriend', 'the opposite' etc.) look/sound better to me as a title than a whole sentence (like: 'the one where ross squeezes his pubes and falls in love with phoebe' (i don't know an existing title since i don't watch friends, so this one's made up :D )) it's all about opinions |
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True. Though the way you express yourself implies 'the way it is' instead of your opinion. I don't always intercept i guess |
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i'll add 'IMO' to every sentence in the future ;) no offense ey IMO at least we both agree that seinfeld is great IMO |
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it's not so bad i always thought about My-Own- Repulsive-Teasing-Opinion Nagger as MORTON Shall I put a smiley after this one to prevent any offense? At least i know you so we can beat each other up in school yard haha :) maybe i have to work, yeah i do. |
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