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after purchasing the hardware from the CO-station i hopped into my sidewinder and flew off back home. upon arriving back to the station i saw fires everywhere and bodies littered the floor. somehow i sensed it in the back of my head, and instinctively flip-dodged three bullets towards the shooter whom i grabbed by the neck and demanded, "WHO ARE YOU?" |
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"Nobody.", I yawned, then passed out from tiredness. |
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ok then well that finishes that |
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id like to thank everyone for participating |
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instinctively he took a swipe at my arm. that was enough to move his bodyline across mine. i caught him with force such that he landed on the floor. my peripherals caught a in split second who i figured was with him |
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No- the next person was meant to think up what happened as the main character woke up! |
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Okay so who do I follow on from, Ceri or rockenjohnny? |
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the last continuation |
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So the aliens arrived and destroyed the world. |
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what? |
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a small band of survivors escaped on a rogue spacecraft and landed on the moon |
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After having landed, they discover the moon is inhabited with creatures who call themselves Aerisj, Vlabkats, Blakwatz or Flevbwok, and they are in war with eachother because they cant decide what to call themselves |
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So the aliens arrived and destroyed the Moon. |
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then bush pressed the wrong button and everyone died |
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so they destroyed their home planet and had nowhere to live, so the aliens decided to rebuild the earth with the remaining crap that was flying aroun in space with help from the survivors and they lived happily ever after |
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you guys are doing great |
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So the aliens arrived and had a cup of tea. |
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so this girl walks up to me, and she's all like "hey arent you the guy that, you know, the one that... yeah from the ehh you know, where they uuhm yeah ..." and im like, yeah whatever... so im thinking what to say to her a) hi nice yet slightly stupid girl, im Richard James who was resurrected by frankenstein b) hi nice yet slightly stupid girl, want a drink? c) hi nice yet slightly stupid girl, want to fuck? |
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"id like to thank everyone for participating" fucking classic |
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But never on Sundays. |
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and little Timmy said "God bless us, every one". (end scene: camera zooms out of village showing whole town with plesant snowfall) |
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Camera then pans to the left as the avalanche fills the screen and buries the town, as the huddled masses flee in terror. |
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Little Timmy then climbs out of the rubble that used to be his town, cursing what he used to call his god. A new feeling rushes over him, Vengence. All his life praying to this so claled god, only to have his town destroyed by an avalanche on Christmas day. A new Timmy looks up and screams "God, DAMN YOU" |
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*Sigh* -Sighted Timmy. "It is 2003rd again." |
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then god laughs at him and says ITS APRILS FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER |
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But there was a Ninja who |
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was a vegetarian and became an outcast from his fellow ninjas because of his strict diet and became unloved... |
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so he went out and meet the godess of mana <-- (like in my avatar) |
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but mana was out of od and prana, so he sighted with Timmy while everyone else was thinking that they were doing some odd pranayama. |
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The End. |
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alright then, i guess thats it with that. good. i thank everybody for sharing, and rest assured i will never try anything like this again forever |
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Chapter Two A New Beginning Fred's feet hurt. Maybe it was the lobsters in his sandals, maybe it was the stingy doses of methadone the Barbara Bush fembot gave him twice a day. Anally. With a great big spoon. I dunno, what do you think, Fred asked a mexican. |
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for some odd, strange reason, his phone rang when people called it, and one time when he picked it up, and long stretchy tentacles came out of the tiny holes in his phone and tried to rip his fucking head off |
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the mexican died in front of his eyes for no reason, so he asked a french man the frenchman died, then he asked a brit, the britian died then he asked himself, "why does everone keep dying then he died |
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and then Refund died... |
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...and everyone lived happily ever after. The End. |
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It was all a dream... ...or was it? |
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It wasn't. And so began XLTronic: The Second Nightmare. Starring Keanu Reeves, Jet Li, Drew Barrymore and Da Weeze as Captain Big "El Grande" McLargehuge. Directed by Jerry Bruckheimer...In theaters July 4. |
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then Refund came back to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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... and the masses rejoiced ... |
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pffft |
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Big "El Grande" McLargehuge hahahaha that would be an awesome porn name! |
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"BUT, HOWEVER!" -said Monumrnt. |
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that night something strange happened... |
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looking at namcat's avatar, he realised that Ninja turtles are out of fashion. |
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and they try really hard to get things m |
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Elenor played with the buttons on her large overcoat. She wore the uniform of the General Ulysses S. Grant, as before he was an American President and before he was dead. Adolf kept it in his personal collection; a vast compilation of various wardrobe containing innumerable items of historical significance. Elenor was awestruck when she first found the collection, and she had felt the different fabrics and admired them individually. She had found Grant's slightly dusty uniform folded and set neatly down at the floor, underneath a set of beige dresses worn by important figures in motion pictures. She grabbed it and left the room, keeping the top of the bundle tucked beneath her chin so that she didn't accidentally drop it. In an unused and empty bed chamber Elenor set the uniform on top of an oaken dresser; it doubled by it's reflection in a gold-rimmed mirror. She pulled her yellow dress up over her head and let it fall to the floor, and after a few failed attempts she was successfully wearing the uniform. Then the door opened and a short man walked in, not much taller than Elenor, and he stopped when he saw her. He stared at her uncertainly. "What purpose do you serve?" the man asked her. "For Hitler," the girl said. The man laughed at that. "A puzzled pathos, as of a man with a problem before him of which he does not understand the terms," he said. "Why would you dress as a boy?" "I'm not dressed as a boy. I'm dressed as a general." The man looked her over sternly. "The General Elenor." "You know my name?" "I followed you on the train." The girl backed away. "No," he said. "Not like that. It was a request from your father." The girl looked down at her feet. "You do realise who your father is?" Elenor looked to her side and watched as the folded curtains laid gently atop the maroon bedspread fell apart into the basic fragmentary molecules that composed it as a tangible substance. "Yes," she said darkly. |
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JAroen, (apart from the story) Perhaps less folk music from Japan? |
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...then a catgirl, apparently drunk, burst in the room like it was hers and loudly jumped on the bed (almost making it crack). - *yawn* meeeeooww... *pulls blanket to her, and wallows in bed, ready to sleep* - what...?! intruder? said Elenor, much to her surprise - ....eeeeh??? - who are you? what are you doing here? *she looked like she was about to kill the intruder catgirl* - mew... *ponders* oh!! i went in the wrong room!! sorry!! - LIAR!! you are an intruder. - no! i am called Sabrina, nice to meet you! - whatever! GUARDS!! arrest her!! - meow, there are no guards here. what is my room number already? - oh, shut up. - heh, i don't remember the number of my room!! - shut up. - ...why are you funnily dressed like this? - i... I AM NOT FUNNILY DRESSED LIKE YOU SAY!!! I AM GENERAL ELENOR!! - general elenor....? huh? - yes, i am. - *ponders* .........oh, no!!! you are in a nazi outfit!!! - so what? - this is horrible!! are you neo-nazi or unconscious?! you don't realize what you're doing!! *at this moment, the guy who was sitting next to Elenor disappeared discreetly* - NEO-....? what the hell? - well nazis are dead since the middle of the XXth century now!! we're in 2548, dear!! - say again?! we're in... - well nazis are dead since the middle of the XXth century now!! we're in 2548, dear!! - that can't be possible!! - well, you know, the weird guy who was sitting next to you? - yes? - he's a sorcerer! he timewarped you! - n... no... *Elenor looked through the window and saw she actually was in 2548* NO!!! THAT CAN'T BE!!! *she broke down and started to cry on the catgirl's shoulders* - oh... come on... i know, that must be hard for you, but you're a nazi after all, and all you get is punishm... - *cries* - ...., but do you realize all the horrors nazi have done? what you're experiencing right now is nothing at all and you should j... - *cries* - ....stop crying now!!! - *she tries to stop crying* - naughty nazi girl. *slaps Elenor in the head* - *she starts |
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crying over again* - *sigh*... what am i gonna do with her... - w... what were you t... talking about... h... horrors?? what happened?... *cries* - first, take that horrible nazi costume off!! and disintegrate him, or we will both have problems! then i'll tell you (if the aliens doesn't arrive and destroy the world, that is). |
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