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Monumrnt
from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 07:43 [#00581422]
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So you want to be a Ninja? -she whispered with a raspy voice filled with decay.
A brave namcat simply smiled, looked in the sky and said -WAIT! there are still clouds in the sky.
an evil whitch dissapeared and the sky became crystal clear. Namcat looket at the ground and said:
"Now, I can see a shadow." said namcat released from the evil curse.
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Monumrnt
from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 07:52 [#00581432]
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...and instead of devil he praised Allah.
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uzim
on 2003-03-05 09:06 [#00581535]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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so the devil was madly jealous, and he killed allah and then he killed the evil witch and then he killed the aliens who came to destroy the world and then he committed seppuku because ninja-nacmat dodged his attacks, but missed his dumb self!! so general Elenor arrived and said "guards!! this soldier is injured, he tried to commit seppuku!! take him to the hospital and spank him, because he had been a bad boy!!", and then the guards arrived and took the devil away to the hospital. then Allah ressurected but he had a hang-over so he used his power wrongly, which turned nazi general Elenor into a hippy girl! so Allah said "oops, sorry!". and then catgirl Sabrina and hippy girl Elenor fell in love because then Elenor was nice and not nazi anymore, and they took off their clothes, smoked a lot, made love together, and then lots of other hippies arrived and everyone got naked and smoked a lot and made love together, and then the devil got back from hospital and became a hippy too, as well as ninja-nacmat and the witch even though she was dead, and the destroyer aliens too, and everyone started dancing around, and happy happy joy joy, and mary poppins arrived and spread flowers colors magic and love all over the world with her magical umbrella!
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-05 10:04 [#00581687]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular
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boasting a large leather cap and boots, infamous kool keith shows up and hits everyone down with a snake
he says: "UPRIGHT DIRECTION, I BATTLE ANY YEAST INFECTION"
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Monumrnt
from To (Canada) on 2003-03-06 04:27 [#00582802]
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"If you really want me to murder a dead person, maybe I should let you speak with it first."
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