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offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 07:43 [#00581422]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



So you want to be a Ninja?
-she whispered with a raspy voice filled with decay.

A brave namcat simply smiled, looked in the sky and said
-WAIT! there are still clouds in the sky.

an evil whitch dissapeared and the sky became crystal clear.
Namcat looket at the ground and said:
"Now, I can see a shadow."
said namcat released from the evil curse.


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-05 07:52 [#00581432]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



...and instead of devil he praised Allah.


 

offline uzim on 2003-03-05 09:06 [#00581535]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



so the devil was madly jealous, and he killed allah and then
he killed the evil witch and then he killed the aliens who
came to destroy the world and then he committed seppuku
because ninja-nacmat dodged his attacks, but missed his dumb
self!! so general Elenor arrived and said "guards!! this
soldier is injured, he tried to commit seppuku!! take him to
the hospital and spank him, because he had been a bad
boy!!", and then the guards arrived and took the devil away
to the hospital. then Allah ressurected but he had a
hang-over so he used his power wrongly, which turned nazi
general Elenor into a hippy girl! so Allah said "oops,
sorry!". and then catgirl Sabrina and hippy girl Elenor fell
in love because then Elenor was nice and not nazi anymore,
and they took off their clothes, smoked a lot, made love
together, and then lots of other hippies arrived and
everyone got naked and smoked a lot and made love together,
and then the devil got back from hospital and became a hippy
too, as well as ninja-nacmat and the witch even though she
was dead, and the destroyer aliens too, and everyone started
dancing around, and happy happy joy joy, and mary poppins
arrived and spread flowers colors magic and love all over
the world with her magical umbrella!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2003-03-05 10:04 [#00581687]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



boasting a large leather cap and boots, infamous kool keith
shows up and hits everyone down with a snake

he says:
"UPRIGHT DIRECTION, I BATTLE ANY YEAST INFECTION"


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-06 04:27 [#00582802]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



"If you really want me to murder a dead person, maybe I
should let you speak with it first."


 


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