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let's say you're an evil mad scientist...
 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 05:41 [#00572813]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



...and you want to invent and spread a new terrible
virus/contagious illness all over the world! how would it
be? :)

i would make an illness which would make people slowly lose
their senses and feelings, after some time they would almost
not see nor hear nor taste nor smell nor feel anything
anymore... it would come very progressively, and once they
have no senses anymore they would lose their brains and
finally die. this illness would be transmitted by the pollen
of tiny black flowers growing everywhere...


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 05:42 [#00572814]
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I would make a disease where everyone talks like me. So the
entire world will be Rhys Ifans incarnate.


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 05:46 [#00572821]
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Jarworski > Rhys Ifans??
how do you/Rhys Ifans talk? ' _ '


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-27 05:56 [#00572827]
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I would extend a virus in which all the beautifull women
would like to have sex with me


 

offline Kill Switch from Belgium on 2003-02-27 06:00 [#00572832]
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poor beautiful women. ;)


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 06:02 [#00572834]
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*stands behind Uzim just to make him feel slightly
uncomfortable* }:>


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2003-02-27 06:05 [#00572839]
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i was born (where was you born?)
under the swansea star.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-02-27 06:06 [#00572840]
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I would create humans--oh no, it's already been done--God
beat me to it that evil sonofabitch


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-02-27 06:11 [#00572845]
Points: 1385 Status: Lurker



i'd make a virus that eats away your tendons. it would make
ur skin very sensitive and it would fall of in chunx. so
when you try to open your car door er sumthin your arm just
falls off. id like to see something like that.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 06:12 [#00572847]
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I wouldn't do a virus BUT I would build a giant laser
and burn my name onto the moon.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-02-27 06:16 [#00572851]
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I would not invent such thing.
I would invent a virus that prevents greed & hate.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-02-27 06:27 [#00572860]
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its just a what if thing. c'mon, you know that decaying
skin and arms falling off turn you on. don't you like night
of the living dead movies???


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-02-27 06:27 [#00572861]
Points: 1331 Status: Lurker



i'd make a virus that make people fuck each others for 15
minutes, suddenly, wherever they are.

Imagine a cop suddenly jumpin on a dog, trying to fuck it.


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 06:32 [#00572867]
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lol kalaim... this would be a fucking mess ^^;


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-27 06:34 [#00572870]
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I would make a virus that would make people turn chibi


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-02-27 06:37 [#00572879]
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i would create a superlaxative and put it in all the worlds
food and water, soon all the major citys will be underr 30
feet of human effluance, only the strongest of bowel will
survive.....


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-02-27 08:35 [#00573053]
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I'd make a virus that made all women want to have sex with
me.

Yes, I'm not feeling creative today at all. There's probably
a lot of scientists worldwide investing millions for secret
development projects to do that already.


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2003-02-27 08:37 [#00573060]
Points: 2568 Status: Lurker



"I would make a virus that would make people turn chibi"

Haha, a great virus! ^_^
Or maybe a virus that makes everyone speak japanese and have
big eyes?


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-27 08:40 [#00573066]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



BETTER YET!! ONE THAT TURNS FEMALES INTO CATGIRLS!!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-02-27 08:41 [#00573068]
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i would make a virus that let the half of the world
population turn into a posionous taco, so the other half of
the population eats them (theyr hungry caus another virus
distroyed all the crops in the world) and everyone would
die

µuuwwhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah


 

offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 11:54 [#00573302]
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scots and welsh accents are ace- not enuf of em about - i
hear waay to much patois and "geezer" talk in my area


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-27 12:16 [#00573324]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



A virus that would make people say what they think... Like
in Jim Carrey's 'Liar Liar'.

Imagine me confessing to my cousin about what I think her
legs would suit for... ehhh...


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-27 12:27 [#00573340]
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A VIRUS THAT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE NAKED+BISEXUAL+HORNY
AHHAHAHAHAHA


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 12:28 [#00573343]
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i would create a superlaxative and put it in all the
worlds food and water, soon all the major citys will be
underr 30 feet of human effluance, only the strongest of
bowel will survive.....


> urrrk!!!!! that's the nastier so far imo!!!! +_+

BETTER YET!! ONE THAT TURNS FEMALES INTO CATGIRLS!!!

> why only females? ' _ -


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-27 12:28 [#00573344]
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or something to make the world look like Greytown.


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 14:09 [#00573484]
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i've just had a grossartige gross idea!!!!

i will make a virus that will turn all of the human
population into females so we will all have menses, then the
virus will make us bleed more and more each period on a
logarithmic scale, until the earth is left to be a giant
ocean of blood!! then we will evolve into marine creatures,
half-human, half-mermaid, half-piraña, and i don't care if
that make three halfs! and then god will send the cousteau
commandant and frank zappa back on earth, and waterproof
peanut and sushi and cracker trees shall raise from the
ground! only the peaks of the highest moutains will stay
emerged, and only one old monk in a monastery on the highest
mountain shall remain human! he would relate all of this
then jump into the blood ocean and sing a magical song so
the sky will turn into night with stars forever but the
blood ocean will be lit from the light of our souls
forever!!!!!!


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-02-27 14:15 [#00573493]
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night of the living dead? hahaha!
crap is what it is haha!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-02-27 14:16 [#00573495]
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I was going to add something, but having read that I could
never follow it up.


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 14:30 [#00573504]
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i could add, maybe, we will be friends with lampfishes!!
err, lophiuses!


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-27 14:49 [#00573526]
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I would create a virus that prevents messageboard users from
creating crappy threads about viruses and evil geniuses


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-27 14:59 [#00573534]
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=P


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-27 21:48 [#00573939]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



how about a virus that turns everyone into the designers
repunlic own angry man, imagine na army of the things
running after you...


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-28 05:18 [#00574158]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



IWMAVT turns everyone to similar looking cartoon characters.


 


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