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uzim
on 2003-02-27 05:41 [#00572813]
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...and you want to invent and spread a new terrible virus/contagious illness all over the world! how would it be? :)
i would make an illness which would make people slowly lose their senses and feelings, after some time they would almost not see nor hear nor taste nor smell nor feel anything anymore... it would come very progressively, and once they have no senses anymore they would lose their brains and finally die. this illness would be transmitted by the pollen of tiny black flowers growing everywhere...
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 05:42 [#00572814]
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I would make a disease where everyone talks like me. So the entire world will be Rhys Ifans incarnate.
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uzim
on 2003-02-27 05:46 [#00572821]
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Jarworski > Rhys Ifans?? how do you/Rhys Ifans talk? ' _ '
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nacmat
on 2003-02-27 05:56 [#00572827]
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I would extend a virus in which all the beautifull women would like to have sex with me
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Kill Switch
from Belgium on 2003-02-27 06:00 [#00572832]
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poor beautiful women. ;)
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 06:02 [#00572834]
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*stands behind Uzim just to make him feel slightly uncomfortable* }:>
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Binaural Tea
from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2003-02-27 06:05 [#00572839]
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i was born (where was you born?) under the swansea star.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-02-27 06:06 [#00572840]
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I would create humans--oh no, it's already been done--God beat me to it that evil sonofabitch
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NeoExmnist
from United States on 2003-02-27 06:11 [#00572845]
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i'd make a virus that eats away your tendons. it would make ur skin very sensitive and it would fall of in chunx. so when you try to open your car door er sumthin your arm just falls off. id like to see something like that.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 06:12 [#00572847]
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I wouldn't do a virus BUT I would build a giant laser and burn my name onto the moon.
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-02-27 06:16 [#00572851]
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I would not invent such thing. I would invent a virus that prevents greed & hate.
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NeoExmnist
from United States on 2003-02-27 06:27 [#00572860]
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its just a what if thing. c'mon, you know that decaying skin and arms falling off turn you on. don't you like night of the living dead movies???
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kalaim badkaama
from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-02-27 06:27 [#00572861]
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i'd make a virus that make people fuck each others for 15 minutes, suddenly, wherever they are.
Imagine a cop suddenly jumpin on a dog, trying to fuck it.
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uzim
on 2003-02-27 06:32 [#00572867]
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lol kalaim... this would be a fucking mess ^^;
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-27 06:34 [#00572870]
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I would make a virus that would make people turn chibi
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-02-27 06:37 [#00572879]
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i would create a superlaxative and put it in all the worlds food and water, soon all the major citys will be underr 30 feet of human effluance, only the strongest of bowel will survive.....
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-02-27 08:35 [#00573053]
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I'd make a virus that made all women want to have sex with me.
Yes, I'm not feeling creative today at all. There's probably a lot of scientists worldwide investing millions for secret development projects to do that already.
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AphexAcid
from Sweden on 2003-02-27 08:37 [#00573060]
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"I would make a virus that would make people turn chibi"
Haha, a great virus! ^_^ Or maybe a virus that makes everyone speak japanese and have big eyes?
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-27 08:40 [#00573066]
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BETTER YET!! ONE THAT TURNS FEMALES INTO CATGIRLS!!!
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-02-27 08:41 [#00573068]
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i would make a virus that let the half of the world population turn into a posionous taco, so the other half of the population eats them (theyr hungry caus another virus distroyed all the crops in the world) and everyone would die
µuuwwhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah
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tango
from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-27 11:54 [#00573302]
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scots and welsh accents are ace- not enuf of em about - i hear waay to much patois and "geezer" talk in my area
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skyfarmer
from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-27 12:16 [#00573324]
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A virus that would make people say what they think... Like in Jim Carrey's 'Liar Liar'.
Imagine me confessing to my cousin about what I think her legs would suit for... ehhh...
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skyfarmer
from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-27 12:27 [#00573340]
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A VIRUS THAT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE NAKED+BISEXUAL+HORNY AHHAHAHAHAHA
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uzim
on 2003-02-27 12:28 [#00573343]
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i would create a superlaxative and put it in all the worlds food and water, soon all the major citys will be underr 30 feet of human effluance, only the strongest of bowel will survive.....
> urrrk!!!!! that's the nastier so far imo!!!! +_+
BETTER YET!! ONE THAT TURNS FEMALES INTO CATGIRLS!!!
> why only females? ' _ -
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skyfarmer
from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-27 12:28 [#00573344]
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or something to make the world look like Greytown.
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uzim
on 2003-02-27 14:09 [#00573484]
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i've just had a grossartige gross idea!!!!
i will make a virus that will turn all of the human population into females so we will all have menses, then the virus will make us bleed more and more each period on a logarithmic scale, until the earth is left to be a giant ocean of blood!! then we will evolve into marine creatures, half-human, half-mermaid, half-piraña, and i don't care if that make three halfs! and then god will send the cousteau commandant and frank zappa back on earth, and waterproof peanut and sushi and cracker trees shall raise from the ground! only the peaks of the highest moutains will stay emerged, and only one old monk in a monastery on the highest mountain shall remain human! he would relate all of this then jump into the blood ocean and sing a magical song so the sky will turn into night with stars forever but the blood ocean will be lit from the light of our souls forever!!!!!!
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-02-27 14:15 [#00573493]
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night of the living dead? hahaha! crap is what it is haha!
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-02-27 14:16 [#00573495]
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I was going to add something, but having read that I could never follow it up.
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uzim
on 2003-02-27 14:30 [#00573504]
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i could add, maybe, we will be friends with lampfishes!! err, lophiuses!
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-27 14:49 [#00573526]
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I would create a virus that prevents messageboard users from creating crappy threads about viruses and evil geniuses
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uzim
on 2003-02-27 14:59 [#00573534]
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=P
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-27 21:48 [#00573939]
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how about a virus that turns everyone into the designers repunlic own angry man, imagine na army of the things running after you...
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skyfarmer
from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-28 05:18 [#00574158]
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IWMAVT turns everyone to similar looking cartoon characters.
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