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This one time me and qrter went over to nigels house because nigel was like "hey guys" and we were all like "hey" and then we were talking about how jenny chris is a girl and thad has boobs and then we decided to go over to wMw's (ian noll) house and egg it. This is where things got messy and gross. i thought that nigel farted hardcore because something smelt of grossness times five but it turned out that the eggs were rotten and green and smelly. So anyways qrter throws a live chicken at the window (ian's bedroom window) and it broke because the chicken was pecking in mid-air and it pecked right through the glass. We launched the rotten egg carton through the window and nigel got yelled at by ian's mom. Then nigel fucked her doggie style while me and qrter went out to eat. We later picked up nigel who picked up herpes from ians mom and we took him home. Luckily for nigel qrter had his 100% cure for std's kit on him and now nigel is clean. Remember that ladies and bitches..... nigel is clean!!! |
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i liked it better the first time, when you didnt have those accidental spaces, but other than that i remember that situation 100% |
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We launched the rotten egg carton through the window and nigel got yelled at by ian's mom. lol |
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ha ha |
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man that was cool I can't remember what we ate though. |
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was Ian dancing the Charleston in the background as Nigel was intercours-ing? |
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I think he was crying. |
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yes. his tears were pouring heavily onto his consistently criss-crossing arms. |
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while farting Crunch tunes. |
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..and eating Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries with his one free tentacle. |
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I vote to remove Virginpushers points alltogether. I swear, the constant spamming is only showing a higher post-count.. .......and a loss in brain cells. |
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oh please start smoking again. |
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since when are you a fucking cunt? I remember when you made worthless posts that were mildly amusing rather than fucking judging people like you are better than them. let people be as they are. thats what makes the world worth while.... indivduality. You worthless fuck |
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I like the chicken pecking in mid air bit |
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I REMEMBER ELUSIVE EXTENSIVE USE OF THE CAPS LOCK KEYAS WELL |
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thanks for taking this thread as it is! You got the point that i was trying to make life lighter. :) Keep the anime av's BTW! |
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I think VirginPusher's points should be stripped and given to Elusive for his diligence and good behaviour |
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shut it you!!! :P |
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I. HELLO! HOW ARE YOU! nice story, but where are the dolphins? |
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in secret service with fbi. |
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we're you using the chicken to measure it? |
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we're should read: were there. ha. |
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words cannot describe how funny the vision of a ever pecking chicken are going through a window, help me, it won't stop. |
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the chicken was meant to be purely sexual!!! :D!!@! |
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(accompanied by Cee-Lo - Superchicken?) |
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:D!!! Yeah when i wrote that i had to stop and think about it! Mid air!!! ahhahah! i love you guys ima panda |
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ima lion! |
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family always call me Bryan the Lion and my sis is Amanda panda |
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Ima deadperson. |
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using the chicken to measure it is regarded as highly sexual, dear virgin... pusher... |
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:D i used to call this Amanda i knew panda until i claimed that i am the only panda in the midwest! also i am brian! Goodjob! Though i prefer to be called kaleb |
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i prefer to be called Krelian |
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on that note, when i was born, my father wanted to call me panda. it's true! luckily my mother prevented that. |
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i dont know. girls die when i tell them that i am a panda. then i revive them and reintroduce myself as kaleb so i dont get arrested for murder!!!!21 |
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that most definately makes you my hero. could you cut of one of your toenails and send it to the white house, please? |
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but they told me that if i send "anymore of those letters" that i will be "held accountable" that makes me feel funny |
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damn! if only my father knew THAT, he would've persisted on calling me PANDA. |
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it is such a good and solid name :) |
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I told my girlfriend you were a Panda. She got a bit too excited for my liking. |
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your points are a lie |
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This story would have been cooler if I was in it. Love, Doctor Awesome ps-my new name is doctor awesome |
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This story would have been cooler if I was in it. Love, giginger ps-my name is giginger |
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I am so cool it hurts |
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You're cool? I'M ICE COLD! |
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mind that shrinkage mate ;) |
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Still won't be as small as Saul. |
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C*NT |
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haha yeah i wrote that story once and noone loved me uhhhi |
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:P You love it. It's the only thing I could make that rhymed to be honest :D |
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Small Saul snuggling up to Doctor Awesome.. oh yeaaaah... |
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