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Remember him? He'd come in claiming to be God's gift to fat beatz then ask what compression was and misunderstand the answer. Anyway where is he? Is he famous? |
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hes probably lurking waiting for a post like this to lambaste. he'll log in in a minute |
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Did anyone ever hear his fat beatz? Was he someone's dupe troll acount? If so it was a cracking troll. |
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Aha, so it was you all along! |
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pretty sure he imploded, my friend. it was the only thing left for him. |
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40 guests? Jesus Christ that's a lot of rubberneckers. Was there a car accident? |
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That's funny. There have been and still are xilty posters laboring under a far greater burden of self delusion and cognitive dissonance. Anyone who can only be as fucked as theo without imploding is a Big Pussy. |
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if i live to see the end of the world it would be nice to get all my odd socks back and also find out who all the dupes and hidden accounts on xlt are |
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pretty much anyone who makes 'tracks' and then spams them here. my stories are pretty crappy, too. basically xltronic is the most condensed spot in the intrawebs for the delusional and consequently bitter. i'm shocked at the low level of reported suicides. |
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he's up there with the big boys, leaking promos now. |
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so fuck off already. take the hint. your writing is shit. people have tried being nice, tried being constructively critical, down right rude. what does it take?? |
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no, i'm afraid i have to stay since i bother you that much. <3 |
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HANG THE INTERNECK |
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I liked his ambition, not only was he going to release the greatest album of beatz ever, but it was going to be a double album, as well. |
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I bet he died having a ! |
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oh, right, I remember did he try to spam his music while refusing to link it? |
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His best was asking me to hassle a mate at a big record label (he was quite snotty, until he heard which one) into getting his stuff heard, when he hadn't actually made any available to hear. When I pointed this out, he told me to email him and he just maybe might be able to send some to me. Yes, of course. I'll jump through hoops to do an uncooperative stranger, whose music I've never heard, a big favour. |
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what label? |
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My music is awesome, though. Some official should pronounce me the xltronic spam-standard. |
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Sony. He wasn't interested in Warp, etc. he was going to be BIG. The next Neptunes. |
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Man, don't call his writing shit just like that. It's better that somebody writes or makes music or sculpts a wanky shapeless mess than not do those things. It's only a problem if they become an arrogant prick about what they do (which I think is a bit illogical anyway, because one person's cake is another's vow vomit, and all that...) |
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*cow |
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Oh, shut up. |
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While the way I made my point was fairly gormless, I still think doing something creative, whether it is shit or not, is healthy and shouldn't ever be discouraged. |
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I strongly suspect he hadn't made any fat beatz to show anyone, though he'd be willing to make some if Sony was listening. First, though, another joint to loosen up and get creative. |
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I want to disagree but I can't summon up an argument to back up that stance. I don't agree that doing something "even if it's rubbish" is worthwhile. I think, like presidents, we should elect every 3 years representatives of each area of the Arts, be it music, painting, literature etc, and only those ELECTED people can practice those arts. Everyone else will be outlawed from doing so, a criminal act. This is my vision. |
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election hasn't worked good for getting good presidents, why should it work for music? |
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Anarchy hasn't worked for music. |
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It makes me weep to see unlicensed artists polluting the network with their petit bourgeoise mediocrity. |
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i think the real question is what didn't happen to theo himself |
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Oh god I don't have all day for that. |
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<3 |
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in the end we didn't even kiss. what a shit night. |
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Didn't he create a thread a couple of days ago? |
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id be prepared to gamble that the night didnt end there for him, even if it did for you |
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Apparently Guinness isn't good for your eyes, 'cause I read that as "didn't he create a land a couple of days ago?" |
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Oh yeah, eh? OH YEAH, EH? Well alright then. :-) |
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I don't care if people make crap music, as long as it isn't hyped up and shoved down your throat to an absurd degree. The worse instance I can remember was Moby licensing all of his shitty, bland, elevator music version of trip-hop to a million different adverts (I think around 99/00?) and everybody having to hear this goddawful new-age muzak sludge every time they turned on a TV or a radio. |
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Amen |
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I say, good for moby, and turn off the fucking television if you don't like it. He could buy six of you, grind one of them into hamburger and feed them to the other five, and still have money left over to tile his bathroom with rolexes. |
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You say that as if becoming very wealthy on the back of bland musical releases and hypocrisy is a good thing. |
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If you like Moby, then what's the point in even talking to you? |
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what's the hypocritical part of it? |
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Well sort of |
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If you rearrange the letters in theo himself, you get "I'm hot-e flesh" |
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the hyphen is silent |
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He likes to image himself as some kind of modern 'hippy', while whoring his music to faceless corporations and their cynical attempts to coerce a wider range of the general public to part with their money and transfer it to the bank accounts of rich businessmen (while they pay the majority of their workforce pitiful wages). |
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In trying to wind up swears I have apparently forgotten the Pavlovian response of most ziltypeople to Moby - the Frothing, the Rolling Back of the Eyes, the Involuntary Stabbing Motions. I dunno, the guy's just not on my radar. And I don't see what's wrong with someone getting rich off even the worst music imaginable, even if they think they're buddhist vegetarian hippies. Kevin Federline got offered 15 million dollars as a divorce settlement. How did he come to be in such a position? He cheated on Britney Spears by fucking a porn starlet. And even then I can't manage to work up much of a lather. Meh. It's like, everyone is so focused on the celebrity puppet show they forget that it's all put there as a distraction. If you want to get mad at someone, find out who the largest shareholders and boards of directors are for the worst corporations, and get mad at them. |
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Sorry, that was 25 million. |
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A trifle larger. I'd fuck Britney for 5 million. Clearly she fucked up and should've had me. |
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