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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-29 17:26 [#01961883]
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Because girls need obvious signifiers like "sensitive" or
"rocker" or "cheeky". They won'rt get to know the real me
'cause theres no easy way in.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-08-29 17:28 [#01961886]
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autoafirmation by swears,the one and only


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 17:32 [#01961890]
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take an acting class


 

offline staz on 2006-08-29 17:32 [#01961892]
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chew on it


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-29 17:37 [#01961897]
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thanks for finally letting us know, this one has had me
stumped for weeks on end.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-29 17:39 [#01961898]
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Become an overblown characture of yourself.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-08-29 17:39 [#01961899]
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i dunno what to say


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 17:40 [#01961901]
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what like "really boring"?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-29 17:40 [#01961902]
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we already have a monoid.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 17:40 [#01961903]
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j/k

i <3 swears


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2006-08-29 17:56 [#01961916]
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Are you going to do something about it?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 01:42 [#01962125]
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I am gonna grow my hair long, and have "interesting" facial
hair.


 

offline big from lsg on 2006-08-30 01:54 [#01962129]
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what's the other option, people being able to look directly
in your soul? (or just hot chicks)


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-30 02:00 [#01962131]
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alright.

now, look at redrum's avatar ! he's in love !


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-08-30 03:11 [#01962149]
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I'm also single, yo


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-30 03:40 [#01962157]
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I'm not single because I'm damn sexy, really rich and have a
cock that is 6" in girth and 12" in length.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-08-30 06:47 [#01962213]
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single and the other what is?
when you got a gilr friend...married?

..and if is not married¿...what is the word?

..and what is the word for who has no girlfreind but fucks
the girlfriend of the others?
thanks


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-08-30 06:56 [#01962216]
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1.double
2.fucker



 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-30 06:58 [#01962218]
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dude, you seriously need some classes in english


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-08-30 07:07 [#01962226]
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yeah..im learning.."seriously" is serious but telling a
scene in what "serious" is necesary=) ..little by little
merci per your patience
..double and fucker..i like it

but i think what is necesary for got a girl
and not be a single is to want "it"..only..better to be in
love
^nice fulloftracksandlove avatr


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-08-30 10:06 [#01962291]
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I think you're single cos you're a cunt


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-30 10:09 [#01962292]
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omg <3


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-30 10:09 [#01962293]
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:O


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 10:10 [#01962294]
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..and what is the word for who has no girlfreind but fucks
the girlfriend of the others?

Three words:

ecnadniarb aged 21.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-08-30 10:11 [#01962295]
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OMG I SEE THE LETTERS S AND P IN YOUR HEART! im ignoring the
fact that it could stand for smashing pumpkins and deciding
that it stands for SoPhie. Am i right? good.

Sorry Marco, I'm a lady really


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 10:12 [#01962296]
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That wasn't nice. He tries so hard to fit in and is never
made to feel welcome.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2006-08-30 10:19 [#01962300]
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swears is the new Monoid.

seriously, if you didn't spend so much time posting on
Internet messageboards you'd probably be fine.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 10:20 [#01962301]
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Leave him alone.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-08-30 10:22 [#01962302]
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Lee, if you're not joking, I'll rub that shaved head of
yours so fast it starts a fire


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 10:24 [#01962303]
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I don't see the harm in swears. Then again maybe I'm not
here enough to get annoyed by him being here so much. swears
seems a nice enough person.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-08-30 10:27 [#01962305]
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Nice? Are you mad; actually clinically insane? I'm not
bothered at all by the frequency of his visits. It's just
his maliciousness that annoys me.


 

offline mimi on 2006-08-30 10:29 [#01962306]
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swears, i thought part of your charm was supposed to be that
you didn't give a fuck, and here you go making a thread
about it...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 10:31 [#01962307]
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I don't know...there is something about him I like. He
reminds me of me when I was an immature twat. Obviously he
isn't as bad as I used to be but there are some
similarities.


 

offline mcbpete from Devon (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-30 10:52 [#01962310]
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I sounds more like you're single because you sound like a
presumptuous twat who assumes [wrongly] what attributes
women are looking for.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 10:57 [#01962311]
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Just because you have nothing to worry about with your
sensitive cheeky rocker ways. Leave swears alone.


 

offline mcbpete from Devon (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-30 11:10 [#01962313]
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Lolf Harris :)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-30 11:23 [#01962316]
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I am single becås I am not long enough to be a full album
ha ha


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 11:47 [#01962333]
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harsh


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-08-30 11:51 [#01962338]
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but deserved?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 11:59 [#01962349]
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?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-30 12:01 [#01962351]
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!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-30 12:01 [#01962353]
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Don't rise to it lad. You are indeed misunderstood.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-30 12:01 [#01962354]
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i think everyone thinks at some point that they are the only
person who cant be stereotyped effectively


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-30 12:07 [#01962359]
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here's someone.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-30 12:07 [#01962360]
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he's emo


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-30 12:17 [#01962370]
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Haha, y'know that one of her mates has put that up as a
joke, nice one.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-30 12:18 [#01962372]
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You could still give her a go though, on the off chance...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-08-30 12:20 [#01962373]
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swears is ok when he's not assuming what people think of
him.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-30 12:24 [#01962374]
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Some people are very funny and diverting yet hardly post.
Some people are deadly unfunny and boring and post a lot.
Some people are fairly funny, fairly interesting and post a
fair bit.
This is how nature adapts to the Internet.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-08-30 12:27 [#01962375]
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the interrnet, one huge comedy contest.


 


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