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... an hour ago, at little afternoon party I had to live soon for some reason. But I've got no mobile phone and i'm gonna move soon, so I asked me my e-mail. She is really beautiful and very nice. Haha. Sexy Combo is in the area. |
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''Sexy Combo is in the area'' |
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Maybe she felt sorry for you. |
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This just in.... Elmo fan picks up chicks!!! Details at 11 |
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little afternoon party |
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the sound she made was rrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkrtttttttttweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Make sure you tell her that you posted this fact on a disinterested global messageboard within in an hour of it happening. |
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Dunno if she will try to contact me again. She is very smart and i'd like to see her again for sure, but I guess I shouldn't think about that too much, nothing is probably going to happen. This gave me a bit of confidence though. Good night, forum. |
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good for you elmo! |
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good for you! i like it when chicks take the initiative |
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So do I but this is Combo we're talking about. |
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I don't think combo took the initiative..? |
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nail her hard |
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I read that as "nail her hand" first. which seemed like pretty sound advice. |
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ah yes, so that she could not move... that's something for combo to consider. |
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haha |
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exactly. |
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a serious problem. |
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man i forgot that xlt was combo's livejournal :tries to post comment: |
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lol |
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this happend to me a week ago, and I'm going out with her tomorrow, so I wish you the best of luck! |
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she's gonna do a google search for your mail and find lots of nasty shit |
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shit, what are the chances! poor combo, pf has absconded with your e-mail bird. |
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".. I looked you up through Le Google.. so... do you still basically ejaculate puffs of white powder..?" |
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oh you can talk, prick. |
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where you dissapointed when she didnt instantly want to grab the boner in your jogging bottoms? |
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hey i learned my lesson years ago |
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Its best just to have your testicles removed early in life. |
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go go combo! get in that area! |
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Play it cool. Just talk about music and stuff. You can be sexy in your own way. |
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Combo, I hope this is not a hoax as usual. What I can say, be yourself and try to fascinate her. Good luck. |
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I'm gonna make you star, baby. |
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Are you actually talking with my avatar? |
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No, you tridenti babe. |
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Okay dude swears. |
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okaaaayyyeeee dewd! |
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hahaha |
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OMG I just came back from Paris this evening and found an e-mail on my mozilla thunderbird. An e-mail sent by this girl, who wants to see me again. OMGGGGGGGG WHAT SHOULD I DO??? = | |
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well go and see her again! bring beer and condoms! |
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Remember, girls like an assertive man. So give a slap now and again. |
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have a wank and forget about her |
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i wonder why she wait so long to contact you... go and enjoy! ...and tell us how it was |
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Also they love anal. |
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change your avatar. you look like shit! |
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You behave like a girl |
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this is nothing compared to the slsk online blog |
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dude swears, sir, lol, you da man |
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Rape her hard, then she will be forever yours. |
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When she comes she's a red hot set of lips And when she comes and you just don't know She won't try and stop you But she'd go and kick you when you're down on the ground She just disapoints you Even though you give it everything you can (all that you can) You've got to make her understand That you are a man (You dont stop!) She gets what she wants (You dont stop!) She gets what she needs (You dont stop!) I get what I need (You dont stop!) I need your love You don't stop when they're taking your love (girls own love) You don't stop when they're making your love (girls own love) You don't stop when girls own love (girls own love) You don't stop when girls own love People started killing wherever she goes She gets off without you And when you get it up She's a puttin' you down She won't try and stop you But she'd go and kick you when you're down on the ground She just disappoints you Even though you give it everything you can (all that you can) You've got to make her understand That you are a man (You dot stop!) She gets what she wants (You dont stop!) She gets what she needs (You dont stop!) I get what I need (You dont stop!) I need your love You don't stop when they're taking your love (girls own love) You don't stop when they're making your love (girls own love) You don't stop when girls own love (girls own love) You don't stop when girls own love NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! You don't stop when they're taking your love (girls own love) You don't stop when they're making your love (girls own love) You don't stop when girls own love (girls own love) You don't stop when girls own love (girls own love) |
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combo, you'rre an idiot. |
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