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I HEARD THAT THE SUSPRISE HOUSEMATE IS A PARAPLEGIC. MIGHT BE FUN DURING THE WEEKLY TASKS. I'M INTERESTED. |
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i heard the surprise housemate is osama |
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i didn't hear anything but i will check hello! and heat tomorrow |
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i can't wait for bb10 it's going to be really special |
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So, we have a Northwalian who talks and looks like all his inbred ilk do. A washed up lap dancer who is 45 if she's a day. A slag from Birmingham. A posh kid who talks like he's an 80 year old aristo. A bint who looks more 30 than 20 with a £350K flat in Notting Hill. Pff, so what? That's probably a grotty bedsit for that money in those neck of the woods. A Vernon Kay lookalike. A comical, yet unlikable misanthrope, who clearly put on an act to get in the house, as she was hugging everyone. Only one I like is the candy raver/cartoon character "rock star" with tourettes. A gold digging blonde bitch who looks about 14. A gay man who describes himself as a "sexual terrorist" (so that's presumably a rapist). So, generally speaking a detestable bunch, but that always makes for good TV. The house is a bit shit. I was hoping for something more along the lines of the bathroow from the film Saw or a sensory deprivation chamber. Oh well. |
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IT'S OK IF YOU ARE NOT CLEVER ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF BIG BROTHER. |
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good |
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WHAT ABOUT THE GAY MUSLIM! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. PAKI UP THE ASSEE! LOVE IT! |
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He's a disgrace |
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His own kind will probably kill him for shaming them when he comes out of the house. He's nothing to worry about. |
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DON'T RECOGNISE THE ACCENT THOUGH. THINK HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THAT THE PARTY YOU WANTED TO VOTE FOR HATE SO MUCH. |
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I thought you'd recognise his accent; he's from your city. In fact, come to think of it, he's probably one of your mates. What about that Chinese girl with the Leeds(?) accent. She's a riot. It's great when people from ethnic minorities have strong regional (anglicised) accents. It shows us everything that's great about our country and how well those who settle here tend to integrate. |
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you seem surprised and i have no idea why |
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I'm much more enjoying Bring Back... The A-Team. |
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isn't she from manchester? being a soft southern bastard, i'm sure it's difficult for you to tell the difference |
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I'm just playing with bill. Whenever he accuses me of racism I like to skate on thin ice, without actually giving him anything to sink his teeth into. He always bites mind. :D |
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I'm sure the tourettes chap is just Lee Evans on a cocktail of drugs |
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justin lee collins is an insufferable cunt. almost on par with moyles, perhaps they can celebrate mediocrity together, fuckin hell. |
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yeah his accent is fake too |
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Ah didn't realise, she sounded like my friend who lives in Leeds mates. I shall be up in Manchester all next week, so I'll be able to pick up the lingo then. Any phrasebook style sayings I should know before I go? |
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We should have a XLT Big Brother I nominate : Monoid felch king For house mates |
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"gisya phonor yaded" - please can i have your mobile phone so i can sell it on tomorrows market stall to get money for my drug habit even though by that time it won't work anymore, unless you would like to go to sleep early this evening, and for a very long time. |
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He is but it was A-Team! |
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all you need to know is"nice one mate".should cover everything. |
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Does "fookin top" work there too, like it does in Leeds? |
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i just watched it,it was brill. |
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thats more salford,were you would get shot after saying it. stick with "nice" and "sweet". |
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my favourites is the pocket sized chinese girl and thats it i think do U reckon big brother has done a double bluff by letting the two welsh speakers in cos theyll think that they can have secret conversations maybe but of course bb will have a translator at hand theres something backward about the lifegaurd,he has a poo after every meal "im not a freak,im just abnormal" |
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that kids entertainer bloke with a mad gurn has tourettes????! |
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Luckily I'm not taking any personal possessions, car, laptop, phone, all work's. If I hand them over without any resistance and don't look at their faces, do you think I've got a chance of getting out alive? Hanal: Ta for the tip. Sweet. |
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Fucking yes! I will meet Mr T before he dies. |
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Yeah :) |
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I don't think they'll be able to communicate very well; the girl is too attractive to be a truly fluent Welsh speaker and the annorexic boy, who looks like he has been given a 'Chelsea smile', is from North Wales where their dialect is quite different. |
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yeah, in north wales they can speak welsh, in south wales theyre all fucking english. |
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too attractive to be fluent, hows that? earthleakage: why is it then when i speak to english ppl they can never fckin understand what im saying? oh wait i do that on purpose |
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sorry, that was just a noise |
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:) it took 2hrs 10mins for someone to get their kit off i think they might have fucked it up this year, too many borderline psychos |
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im still waiting to see any of it, it was on in the pub but i had more pressing things to attend to, like drinking and having a conversation i live in the middle of nowhere, the tv reception is shit, i can just about get ch4 but digital is out of the question |
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the only thing worse than the vacuous and inane wankers who are unfortunate to get picked for 3 months of ogling and voyeurism are the misguided self defined superior middle class twats who think theyre too good for it |
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I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT MYSELF A KIT KAT CRUNCHY AND I GOT ONE OF THOSE GOLDEN TICKETS INSIDE. NO SHITTING! I WAS FAIR EXCITED UNTIL I READ THAT THERE'S 100 OF THEM DOING THE ROUNDS AND YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH AN INTERVIEW PROCESS FIRST. FUCK THAT. THINK I WILL SELL IT ON E-BAY. |
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interesting selection of characters. is it me or are they all gay? |
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YOU WERE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. IT IS YOU THAT IS GAY. |
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hahahahahahhaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahaha |
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i swtiched to big brother last night, pissed, and still didn't want to shag anyone in therre. |
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jesus it's more uncomfortable to watch than the office |
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admit it, you can't tear yourself away from it :) |
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that boxer guy looks and acts like gary crowley, quite quite bizarre |
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im right! |
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NSFW Whatever you do, do NOT look at this |
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