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offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 15:33 [#01892772]
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Please don't clause this topic because this is serious !

I've had headaches recently so I went to the doctor's. She
gave me some pills I should take everyday as a treatment
which is supposed to be long. I read the little shit of
paper coming with the pills and it was written that people
could encounter some troubles, eg. : this pills can make you
sleep, etc... and also EJACULATION TROUBLES ! When I first
read that I was just LOL HAHA.

So I began taking the pills.

A few days later, I wanted to wank so I picked a
handkerchief and browsed some websites. Then it was time to
come. I had pleasure BUT I only ejaculated a little sperm
!!! That was the first time it happended to me since the
time I wanked but was too young to have sperm. D= Now that's
fucking annoying !

And now I feel very bad. I'd like to wank again but my
pleasure is spoilt by the fact that I can't ejaculate really
and this is scary. The manual of the pills says that these
kinds of troubles are normal and should dicrease
progressively during the 3 first months of treatment !!!

3 MONTHS !!! WTF ! Ok now I can use one handkerchief for
several wankings ! But WFT will happen if I fiannly could
get laid and can't ejaculate ??? OH MY DOG now this is
scary.

Any testimonials ?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2006-05-04 15:35 [#01892775]
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i use thehun.com


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-04 15:35 [#01892776]
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no, but just take parracetamol like everry fuckerr else.
plus i think you'rre just trrying to be funny and failing,
again.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 15:36 [#01892779]
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oh yeah you think this is funny ?? well it's not


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-04 15:37 [#01892781]
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if it's rreal i think it's funny, if it's a stupid made up
storry i don't think it's funny.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-04 15:38 [#01892784]
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and it is funny, lets be serrious, it's not an effect that's
going to last forr anything morre than 3 months and even if
it was... chill out, just stop taking the pills.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 15:38 [#01892785]
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well i guess it's funny because it's true =$


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-04 15:38 [#01892786]
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You're never going to get laid anyway.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-05-04 15:40 [#01892788]
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the pills told you it would happen and then it happened.
also i don't think girls actually put that much weight on
the volume of semen you put in them


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-05-04 15:40 [#01892789]
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this is pathetic beyond belief


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 15:40 [#01892790]
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You don't get it... it's a treatment I'll have to take for
at least 3 months man. =()


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-04 15:41 [#01892795]
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A serious problem


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-04 15:47 [#01892804]
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This isn't a serious problem. The real problem is that
you're still allowed to post on the internet.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-04 15:48 [#01892805]
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A serious problem


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 15:48 [#01892806]
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By "serious" i didn't mean "important" but something real,
not a joke. Understand ?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-04 16:05 [#01892810]
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You're worried you can't shoot high quantities of cum and
you expect that to be a serious problem?
You're living in a fantasty world you stupid cunt. Get your
fucking prioritoes right. I get a fuck load of headaches and
pills just don't work. If I had to shoot a lower load to get
rid of the headaches I'd go for it without a second
thought.

Get your fucking priorities straight you daft twat.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 16:08 [#01892813]
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Hey don't call me daft !


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-05-04 16:09 [#01892815]
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OK. Cretin.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:18 [#01892817]
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were you planning to lose your virginity in the next 3
months?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-05-04 16:19 [#01892818]
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he prrobably was


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 16:30 [#01892825]
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well it's not that hard, I guess I could if I would and I'm
feeling this will be very soon... girls become hot these
days u know


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:31 [#01892827]
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yeah, but I mean, more than the 3 months before. or
the 3 months before those 3 months. etc.

anyway, I don't think any girl will be more impressed of
your supposed manliness if you bukkake her face to a slimy
pulp.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-05-04 16:31 [#01892828]
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This is just horrible.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:31 [#01892829]
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yeah, but do you?


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 16:33 [#01892831]
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yes, you must be right, maybe she'll have a female
ejaculation though and so she will think it's thanks to me
that her vagina is so wet


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-04 16:34 [#01892833]
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A serious problem


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:35 [#01892834]
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I could close this thread, just like I just did the puppy
crushing one, but I think nothing short of a nuclear strike
could wipe out this one.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:36 [#01892836]
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oh wait, I have a button for that too.

strange, never noticed that before..


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-05-04 16:37 [#01892837]
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Thanks for sharing


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-04 16:37 [#01892838]
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........let the good times roll........


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:38 [#01892841]
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I think you should tell the girl beforehand.

"you might be interested to know I shoot a puff of dust
instead of male ejaculate. hope that won't spoil the mood,
instead of the usual fat splodges of ropey semen."


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 16:39 [#01892844]
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please don't clause it yet !! =(

i'm waiting for at least one or two testimonials of people
who have/had the same problem


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-04 16:40 [#01892850]
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close it. close it. closeit.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-05-04 16:41 [#01892851]
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let's sit back and wait for the loads of testimonies from
virgins who could not ejaculate because of their headache
perscription, thereby ruining their chances with fair
summery maidens. oh forget it, I'm going to bed.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-05-04 16:41 [#01892852]
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shit that was a typo


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-04 16:41 [#01892853]
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i hope you die of aids


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-04 16:42 [#01892854]
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and that isn't a typo


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-05-04 16:42 [#01892855]
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A serious problem


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-04 16:43 [#01892856]
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i changed my mind, i hope you get cancer


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-04 16:44 [#01892860]
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idea for next poll

is combo a fucking retard

1] - yes
2] - probably


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 16:46 [#01892863]
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why so much hate ? yesterday cx and now me ? what have we
done ??

at least people are more peaceful on Music Is Life Forum


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-04 16:51 [#01892866]
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you're right, i'm astonished. usually you are so sincere, i
can't think why the backlash.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-05-04 16:52 [#01892869]
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jesus fucking christ


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 16:54 [#01892871]
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hey fabien, i listened to your new tracks ! i like them very
much ; )


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2006-05-04 16:56 [#01892875]
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hi mr, would you like to talk? i am on slsk if you would.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-05-04 16:56 [#01892877]
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i see the quality increasing..jfc


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-05-04 17:05 [#01892884]
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Thank you you sexually repressed person.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-05-04 17:06 [#01892885]
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A serious problem


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-05-04 17:09 [#01892886]
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Ha!


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2006-05-04 17:13 [#01892888]
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i hope quantity increases as well


 


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