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Once upon a time... |
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...in Sweden. |
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...lived Bertha, the Fat. |
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Who gorged daily on.. |
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...sausage |
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and two giant meatballs. |
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Then IDM came along... |
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..and she realised there was more to life than Braindance |
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She immediately called up her good friend Marion Raven... |
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...and then a bunch of fucking idiots logged on and ruined everything. The End. |
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but the ruin wasnt the end. Marion and Bertha made her bags, got some meat and decided to travel in a journey searching the *Perfect Beats*... |
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...which led them on a journey wherein they discovered a queer asteroid inhabited by little friendly aliens called Pinkies whose primary joy was making and consuming ice-cream cones and bubblegum! |
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reading these threads makes me a dull weasel |
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..said the man before he died of a coma. |
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few really mourned that guy, cause |
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alltho the anus is rich in nerves |
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can be split qiute easy |
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, it's also got a hole |
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hey great splelling there hanal |
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the anus shouted |
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god save the sperm whale |
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and swollowed it's tongue and so a slow death doth the whale endure. Hark ye whale... |
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but meanwhile |
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in tin town |
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the cats were up to no good |
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filming cat porn and drinking moonshine |
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with J, who, as all knew, was a |
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pottery salesman. |
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RAT |
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YEAH A RAT THAT SOLD POTTERY |
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in disguise |
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behind a pancake made of |
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solid gold. |
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This pancake was in fact was a shrine which symbolized the collective hopes and dreams of the entire XLTronic population. |
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and you could buy it at the low low oprice of only 199.98 and get a complimentary Tridenti T-Shirt with it! |
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until it was then eaten by... |
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Suddenly, Sclah invented the term "IDM"... |
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actually. |
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...Phobiazero, who mistook it for a juicy sirloin steak. (This is a post-modern uncronologically written story) |
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Tridenti |
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Me. |
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made a slipmat |
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Oh my fuckin' gosh! That rocks! |
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He exclaimed upon recieving his slipmat. |
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During a burst of inspiration, he rolled the slipmat until it resembled a pink plastic burrito... |
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which he then ate with a glass of tomato juice and |
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exploded into fine rose flavoured chicken wings with fries and a glass of toxic waste |
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then all the people of the village brought their shovels and their low-cut jeans and |
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..., while qrter was wanking,... |
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they had to use the shovels as plows to avoid getting semen on their jeans. At dawn, they finally reached the spa... |
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