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where they applied the sun lotion |
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in their sweedish faces |
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and joined hands and began to summon the Lord Phobiazero |
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pointed their rings and said: - fire! - land! - wind! - water! - heart! a blue skin green hair phobiazero appeared |
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and combed their hair |
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... but a weird man came and tell them that... |
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then the ports of WATMM opened |
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... the man was an old drunk master that used to work in a horse factory... |
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who pulled out his ***** and tried to convince everyone around that |
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however, people were only amazed at his ***** because it was so perfect and large. |
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... and while he was justthinking that Untilted was garbage but Garbage wasn't untilted... |
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....Batman returned and said |
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then all the townspeople laughed until they died twice |
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and then i posted in the thread, and things would never be the same. |
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but then Jesus himself donated 10 bucks for the Mighty Swedish One, and all of them were resurrected in a performance of cranky beats, and melodies so lush, that... |
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so Jesus got a premium account |
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but then he got drunk and died |
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Phobiazero, always in need of disk space, was about to press Delete to remove Jesus' account and all his post, WHEN SUDDENLY... |
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he got drunk and dled |
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watmm - volume 1 |
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and died |
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after spontaneously combusting. qrter suspected it was because of the tacos he ate, however. and with that, |
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he jerked off and... |
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of self-inflicted aids |
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which made him ejaculate until death.. consuming all of his organs, and emptying his insides in the most horendous pains. |
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He was revived miraculously. He continurd jerking off. Then........ |
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he died |
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10,000 years later, he was dug up and his brain was inserted into a robotic body. He started jerking off again. |
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after a while... |
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4 great poets got together and rewrote the bible |
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...until they suddenly died. |
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because they saw |
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qrter's thing |
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... and, whereas geraldine was ugly, ... |
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Meanwhile, in a hangglider flying over the Swiss alps... |
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... (hum i don't remember the end of the story, i'm sorry)... |
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stink |
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THE END. |
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Prologue: A midget, Richard D. James and a rabbi walks into a bar... |
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(Prologue = Epilogue) |
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... where there's a lightbulb... |
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... which needed to be changed... |
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and a voice is heard |
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... and then Combo went to bed. While he was sleeping... |
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wnowaoghwaoh[awgh[gawh[awh[gw[hw[whahwgh[h thanks for reading previous posts Comboy |
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