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joking. while he was sleeping a pretty girl came into his room |
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but, suddenly, he was gay |
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and pulled out the strap-on |
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...and died |
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this is the sort of shit i try to avoid by staying away from watmm for fuck's sake. |
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then he died |
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Now! I give you 3 minutes to become funny!! |
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then he became funny |
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preposterous |
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and finally woke up to discover that everything around him had |
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turned into IDM |
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yellow sprinkles on them. he came closer to see what they were and became surprised because |
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all women with large nipples can moonwalk even on none slippy surfaces like the ground at salt lake city. |
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then, as everyday a nice gull became near him, |
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He felt a throbbing sensation as ominous pan flutes started playing... |
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in a IDM type fashion |
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in a fucking hardcore venetian snares style, which caused him to suffer a brain haemorrhage. he died. |
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But all this shit was only a dream ! Then Combo really woke up and... |
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died. |
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His mask was torn off, and it was revealed he actually was Alf, the lovable 80s sitcom alien. |
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after playing with his weewee |
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the weewee died. |
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and it was also Alf |
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who wrote the words of a thousand tears on his eyelids before professing his undying love for |
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elephants |
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and newborn seahorses (dispite their deep hatred for him) |
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Meanwhile in London, Ed DMX's hair catches fire while he's freebasing cocaine |
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and died ? |
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but death never is the end! at that same time, in another region in the planet, just under a cintilant star, was borning... |
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Hark! and Lo, for he sucked hard |
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on the crack pipe |
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and he wanted to |
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smell ladys knickers whilst dressed head to foot in orange rubber. |
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he also wanted to do 69 with a midget, but that's a whole different story (copyright warp records, 1998). |
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Which was published by qrterhans publishing in 2034 and made him a |
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sandwich |
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with cheese. TEH END. |
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