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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 06:06 [#01667860]
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to come to your place to fuck? Corrupted_Girl ? Tragedy ?
Anyone know?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-19 06:08 [#01667863]
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use a phone

badoum-tsh


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-19 06:08 [#01667864]
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learning how to use a phone might be a start


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-19 06:09 [#01667866]
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HA-HA IN YA FACE!

toodles!


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-19 06:10 [#01667869]
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LAZY_TITLE

have fun!


 

offline uzim on 2005-07-19 06:13 [#01667873]
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buy a gun, then go around naked running in town while
shooting in the air and screaming "I WANT SEX!!!".

can also give results with a flame thrower.
or a super soaker gun.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-19 06:15 [#01667877]
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yea you pwned me there for sure

i'm posting faarrr too much.. i'm meant to be giving this
shit up. but there's just nothing to do in work :/


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 06:16 [#01667878]
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Hey guys check this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

That is sooo me


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-19 06:16 [#01667879]
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hahaha!

there's a reason your status is "Addict" man!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-07-19 06:20 [#01667883]
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why do you assume corrupted girl or tragedy would know how
to call hookers?


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-19 06:22 [#01667886]
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hahah (on a side note)
that face in your avatar, that woman from star trek, I was
lol'ing my sides out when it had an episode talking about
the settlement she grew up in, running away from rape gangs
at the age of 14.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-19 06:24 [#01667888]
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do you feel overwhelmed by the japanese society?


 

offline uzim on 2005-07-19 06:24 [#01667889]
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who cares, he's just acting like a bastard and being
randomly misogynic. ' _ -


a moving animation about love.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-07-19 06:24 [#01667890]
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omg i did not know! .. and only to be shot dead by some blob
on a far away planet :'(


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-07-19 06:24 [#01667891]
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its the haircut, it made her irresistable.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-19 06:26 [#01667893]
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lol I just started playing lunar yesterday!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 06:29 [#01667897]
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Im not misogynic. I love women, i want them to come to
(with) me


 

offline uzim on 2005-07-19 06:29 [#01667900]
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i don't know lunar, it's just an animation someone posted...


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-19 06:30 [#01667902]
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oh, well thats a song from the rpg. The original sounds much
better as it hasn't been 'catified' :)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-19 06:37 [#01667918]
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First you need to know how to use your dick.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-19 06:41 [#01667923]
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see avatar for instruction


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 06:45 [#01667932]
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Hey guys, check this video.

http://216.127.83.150/retard.zerowillkill.com/Psycho_Girl...


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-07-19 07:22 [#01667968]
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matt is a very lucky man


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 07:32 [#01667974]
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meeting people is easy


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 07:32 [#01667975]
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Nah, he is an idiot


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-07-19 07:34 [#01667977]
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WAFFLES!

Thats the kind of girl you can love with your fists and
she'll never leave you.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 07:36 [#01667979]
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That would be awesome!!! Psycho Girl I love you!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-07-19 08:45 [#01668062]
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that video... me likes a lot that video...

you have suddenly gone up massivley in my books


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-07-19 08:47 [#01668067]
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however i am quite disturbed as I'm watching on


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-07-19 09:58 [#01668151]
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OK I started watching that at work!!

I had to wait until she got her tats out before I turned it
off though......


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-19 09:59 [#01668156]
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i watched it at work too. more please.

:P


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 10:25 [#01668177]
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I love the sound her pussy makes...ohh


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 10:28 [#01668183]
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*bursts out laughing as people in the library turn and
stare*

that was grreat! lol


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 10:40 [#01668205]
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apart from pornographic do you not find it a bit sad that
she will do that in front of a camera just to try and intice
him into asking her out because she 'loves' him? She must
only be 16ish and she's willing to touch herself and strip
for this guy because she 'can't forget about him'....that
seems really slutty and fair play to Matt, I probably
wouldn't want that in a girlfriend because Sex isn't the
fundamental part of any proper relationship IMHO.

for a quick bang in the cupboard however...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 10:45 [#01668213]
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Not at all. At least she is not some uptight whore. Maybe
she lacks a bit self esteem, but thats what MATT could help
her with.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 10:53 [#01668220]
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I guess so...but she didnt have to go all the way to wanking
herself off to prove to him that she liked him. If I was him
I'd be shocked, there are much more romantic ways of letting
someone know you're attracted to them.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-19 10:56 [#01668222]
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monoids real name is matt

FACT


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-07-19 10:56 [#01668223]
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I'm sure that they wont appreciate being labeled hookers.

Get a newspaper and look under the "massage" section...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 10:59 [#01668226]
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Yeah, but who cares, im not a romantic person, cuz its
fabricated bullshit by the movie/entertainment industry. I
like that girl, she would be the perfect girlfriend for me.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 11:00 [#01668228]
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how cynical...you probably are the illustrious MATT
himself! Thanks for sharing the video ;)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-07-19 11:04 [#01668231]
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ok this is how it appears to me

she probably went out with this guy before and when he asked
for sex she said "no, I'm not ready"
after this he said "you're fucking dumped you frigid bitch"
in turn she suddenly thought, "oh, no! I love him, he can't
be gone!"
she became so desperate that she decided to do away with all
her values and dignity and so decided to make this video to
win back her "lover"
listen to the nervous desperation on her pathetic little
voice

bet she had to get drunk too


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 11:09 [#01668236]
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Her values and her dignity? Lol, i guess that was MATTS
fault when he posted that stuff on the net. YOU can not
blame her. She is cute, and she has nothing to be a ashamed
of with such a cute face and such a great body


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 11:11 [#01668239]
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Great interpretation Raz0r, sounds very plausible. She
probably was drunk and yes, her voice is indeed nervous in
places after the first 2 mins and its almost as if she
doesnt really want to be doing it for him but feels she has
to as its the only way - this ruins the whole horny
atmosphere for me and is very annoying.

erection says no.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 11:13 [#01668241]
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No it is not. Thats it, what makes it so great.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-07-19 11:13 [#01668242]
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"erection says no"

me too!

monoid: hmm, this matt guy probably fucked her then put the
video on the net for laughs. only absolute cunts can make
women do this kind of thing for them.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 11:14 [#01668244]
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snap!

MATT clearly is a cunt. End of story.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 11:27 [#01668277]
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Absolute cunts? Huh? Do you have a problem with sexuality?
Women are not unique special butterflys


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 11:48 [#01668354]
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HOWEVER women's attempts to control their husbands are an
instinctively motivated test of his strength and character


 

offline uzim on 2005-07-19 11:56 [#01668388]
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i've only watched the beginning of it, but whoever posted
that video on the net is an asshole.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-07-19 11:58 [#01668395]
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BooHoo....


 


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