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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 16:05 [#01617987]
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Such as:

No, I don't like rap. I just like popular music, like
what's on MTV: The Strokes, Britney Spears, Nelly... you
know what I'm saying.



 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 16:07 [#01617988]
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"your music is crap because the computer makes it, it's just
pressing buttons"

No, seriously.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-31 16:12 [#01617990]
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'all dutch people speak english really well because they
learn it at school'


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 16:12 [#01617994]
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this website is simply a database of stupidity.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-31 16:13 [#01617995]
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LAZY_NY

One of my favorite sites...


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-31 16:13 [#01617996]
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"aPEX twin is just bleepy bleepy noises, not real music"



 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-31 16:14 [#01617998]
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things like " i'm not really responsible, i didn't do it ,
it's not my fault....but i'm gonna show them who's right "


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-05-31 16:18 [#01618000]
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hahaha - some of those are really good!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 16:21 [#01618005]
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Wicked :D


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 16:25 [#01618009]
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000136.html


 

offline nacmat on 2005-05-31 16:25 [#01618010]
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" electronic music has no soul"


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-31 16:25 [#01618012]
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it's updated daily there is also "Overheard in the office"
the link is on the site.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-05-31 16:26 [#01618013]
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A great site worth exploring, but of relevance to this
thread Overheard on the tube


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-31 16:27 [#01618014]
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cool site ^^

like bash.org, but in real life...


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-31 16:27 [#01618015]
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another good one


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-31 16:28 [#01618017]
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TV is good


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-31 16:29 [#01618018]
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i love overheard in new york, its so bizarre that i want to
move there


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 16:30 [#01618022]
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I'm glad I did this thread.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-31 16:31 [#01618023]
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I'm glad you did too, well done old boy.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 16:39 [#01618037]
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Them: Hahah, you've got ginger hair

Me: Really? OH SHIT!

Them: Are you stupid?

Me: Ermmm...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-31 16:45 [#01618049]
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Who needs a man when you have a dildo

Who needs a woman when you have your hand


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-31 16:51 [#01618068]
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"you make noise, man!"


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-05-31 16:55 [#01618079]
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"please change that song, i don't like rap music, rap music
is so bad ; play some disco instead"


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 17:00 [#01618089]
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hahah here's something from new york subway, true, I thought
it was funny.

so I'm walking out of it with a friend and his girlfriend.
she accidentally steps on some creep's foot:

chick: ooh I'm sorry!
creep: oh, believe, me it's MY PLEASURE. *leers*
me: that's the fucking creepiest thing I've ever heard.
I move closer, my mouth is two inches from his skull
me: no seriously, that was seriously weird.
..
me: what the fuck is your problem?

ok that was boring. it was funny when it happened, I was
just humorously trolling like I do here.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-31 17:04 [#01618097]
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seriously though..


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 17:09 [#01618108]
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shit one of my "seriously"s was actually a "fucking".

I shouldn't have told that story, I have much better
harassment stories.. BAH CUNNTNNTTNSTNSTMNSTMSNTS


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-05-31 18:03 [#01618197]
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my 'music, politics and protest' teacher this morning:

ok, theres a difference in the parts of this song. i dont
really understand it, but you should know it because im
gonna test you on it.


gah! jackass!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-31 18:05 [#01618200]
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the actual track itself is wicked as a wicked stick, stuck
in tub full of cool


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-31 18:07 [#01618211]
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i've seen deer, horses and cows live, but not the
majestic
caribou.


Yeah but not for very long unfortunately, the cheetas
and
lions usually get them.




 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 18:12 [#01618219]
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silly, I'm a vegan


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-31 18:14 [#01618223]
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i love sylvia.. she makes my tummy feel warm and fuzzy.
why doesn't she call me back?can anyone help me?? please??
..anyone??


- sneakattack


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 18:18 [#01618226]
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I'm just being a bitch to balance how ridiculously nice
everyone is to you just because you are an attractive women
(also good at repartee).

I am the the univerce's force of justice, you see.


 

offline furrybum from Derby (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 18:19 [#01618228]
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my girlfriend asked if there were gay people in the 80s


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-31 18:22 [#01618232]
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nice??? you call this nice??
omg.

you are jealous of me? it's okay.. i'll give you a make-over
and everyone will love you too ;)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-31 18:26 [#01618235]
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"Xltronic Chicken Advertisement"


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-05-31 18:29 [#01618240]
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lol


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 18:33 [#01618244]
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I jerked off to that ant porn-story you once posted.


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-05-31 18:34 [#01618247]
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'Do you think it's a good thing that we can't see the wind'


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-31 18:43 [#01618259]
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hahahahaha omg i remember that! yea.. i've jerked to that
too.. a few times. what was it.. gamma something.. i forget.
something mama..


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-05-31 18:46 [#01618263]
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'do kippers really exist?'


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 18:52 [#01618265]
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have to time carefully though since, iirc, the last page has
the girl dying, little ants popping up everywhere, and other
stuff only erotic if you're slightly deranged.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-31 19:01 [#01618271]
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ohhhhh shit!


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-31 19:29 [#01618295]
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haha thanks. my libido is now even more recharged than if I
had seen those infamous pictures of you
(whatwhatwhatwhatwhat)?!?!?!?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-05-31 19:31 [#01618297]
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i'm glad you love me soo much now.

now, we can finally be friends!



 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-05-31 20:15 [#01618323]
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you're from canada


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-05-31 20:40 [#01618341]
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"What are bread crumbs?"



 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2005-05-31 21:53 [#01618371]
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"what band was kurt cobain in? nirvanicca?"
anonymous.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-06-01 02:18 [#01618468]
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"Warp Records? you mean that punk label?"


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-01 02:23 [#01618472]
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"no im not balding! i shave my head because it looks great"


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-06-01 02:24 [#01618473]
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"why do you like techno?"


 


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