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[omg fuckoff] PARIS HILTON, AGAIN
 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-02-28 06:12 [#01515687]
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..is coming to speak at my college sometime soon.

Any questions you'd like me to ask her,
dennissomethingorother?

Nothing too difficult now, give the poor girl a chance.. :|


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-28 06:17 [#01515692]
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What did you think of the South Park episode you starred in?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-02-28 06:21 [#01515695]
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Ask her if she wants to be ripped apart by Kodak Bears or
shot in the face with an m85.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-02-28 06:23 [#01515696]
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Doesn't anybody else find this anger against attractive
female celebrities to be kinda tried?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-02-28 06:25 [#01515701]
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It's not against attractive female celebrities - it's
against self-consumed egocentric shallow people in the
limelight who have influence over the children.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 06:26 [#01515702]
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ask her if her sister is looking for a boyfriend? thanks.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-28 06:35 [#01515706]
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I think she looks atrocious.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-28 06:37 [#01515709]
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Is it just Canadians who fancy her?

Dennispearce.... Taxidermist.....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 06:41 [#01515711]
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they're just after the money.


 

offline berk on 2005-02-28 06:42 [#01515712]
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ask her what she thinks of analord.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-28 07:13 [#01515725]
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Marlowe pretty much summed it up.

Ask if shes naturally a skeleton or if she likes the taste
of vomit after every meal.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 07:37 [#01515755]
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i don't care one way or the other about people like this,
but i can't help but wonder wtf she could possibly say
that's worth paying her to say. what's it about?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 07:39 [#01515756]
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how to be a millionare at age of 18.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 07:39 [#01515758]
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inherit it.

can i have my check now?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 07:42 [#01515760]
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yes, but you see, there come certain responsibilities along
with that!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 07:44 [#01515763]
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responsibilities: smoke a lot of drugs, have a lot of sex,
spend a lot of cash, don't worry about the consequences.

this is an easy gig, tolstoyed. i should be a public
speaker!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 07:53 [#01515768]
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im sure even she has real life problems, like deciding what
to wear for a party etc.

maybe you could go to that college next week and dismantle
everything she says :)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 08:01 [#01515776]
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i still really want to know what her speech is about. i
highly doubt that she has actually *written* a speech. i
predict that if she actually says anything, it will be
reading (assuming she knows how to) from some text somebody
else wrote. i imagine she will be delivering a speech about
nuclear physics or computer science, probably.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-28 08:05 [#01515778]
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I hope she drowns from people spitting on her.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 08:08 [#01515783]
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haha, well, i don't know her, and i never saw her on tv or
read anything she wrote or any interview she had. the only
thing i saw was that porn video and that was like not enough
to get the idea how smart she is..but i suppose she had best
teachers, went to best schools - isn't that common with rich
kids? so perhaps she can't be that dumb + she's got her own
tv show or something? what i think is, she will speak of
reponsibilities that come along with being a young rich
person..perhaps pop life or something..remember, they have
classes about david beckham in uk so it can't really get any
more silly.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 08:33 [#01515802]
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ok, well said. the only thing is that "better" education
does not in any way determine intelligence. there are
undoubtedly some smarter kids in terrible schools than some
of the most priveliged kids in great schools. it seems that
one of the benefits of attending a prestigious school is the
fact that they want you to do well so that you won't mar
their school's reputation. therefore, they make more
allowances for certain students who are idiots or don't work
hard. even if you don't believe all that (i can't prove any
of it - just a personal observation), i still maintain that
the years one invests into a formal education does not in
any way legitimize them or prove their intelligence.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 08:33 [#01515803]
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and also, i don't know her either - she may be much more
intelligent than she appears. but i doubt it.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 08:49 [#01515819]
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sure, i completly agree on that, i don't know if she's
intelligent or not (don't care really), but i thought those
schools had best teachers or something - we only have public
schools here so i can't tell the difference.. but i thought
they'd be able to afford the best teachers although on the
2nd thought those best teachers probably wouldn't want to
teach on elitist schools like that..hmm..she's still
probably smarter than i am, but im not having a speech on
that college :)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 08:53 [#01515821]
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sure, probably the "best" schools have the "best" teachers.
i'm not sure what that means but it sounds logical to me. i
guess they can afford the "best" of everything.

i don't think paris hilton is smarter than you, tolstoyed.
i would be surprised if she's smarter than your dog. :)


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-28 09:04 [#01515827]
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What's your number Paris? No wait, I already have it :P


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-28 09:08 [#01515831]
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yes, it's not a question whether they can afford it or not,
but i think some of those best teachers still prefer to be
in touch with reality, real people, and not a bunch of
spoiled brats :) (j/k hehe)

as for her smartness..i can't judge, i don't know her, she
doesn't look too smart, and since that sex tape is the only
thing i saw her talk in it isn't very valid since we all
look silly when we have sex.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-02-28 09:53 [#01515853]
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Did anyone see the preview for that Wax Museum Horror
Flick(tm) she is in?

I hope she gets kidnapped/hit by a bus soon


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-02-28 10:09 [#01515864]
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question: why are people like you allowed to be rich?


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-02-28 10:10 [#01515865]
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Any questions you'd like me to ask her,

if she would marry me?

i once wrote a poem:

i met you when we were riding bikes
i really loved what you looked like
ive always liked your pretty hair
we went to a house there were robbers hiding there
i protected you or it was the other way around
i know that we were hiding, lying on the ground
i asked you if you really wanted me to stay
saying that i knew that you are famous and may want me to go
away
and you wanted me to stay with you
and i really thought that it was true
we stayed together a while and we spoke
and then it was morning and i awoke




 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-02-28 10:12 [#01515869]
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Her character is bankrupt.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-28 10:41 [#01515925]
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Ha if only you knew that there are women within miles of you
who are both naturally beautiful with so much more respect
than you seem to think Paris Shithole will. Get your head
out of the clouds you clown, it's never going to happen.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-02-28 10:46 [#01515930]
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Your location says it best.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-02-28 10:50 [#01515932]
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That it does.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-28 10:52 [#01515934]
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It's aboot more that money!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-28 11:08 [#01515953]
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this thread = Fav+


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-28 11:34 [#01515998]
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You should ask some serious questions about the economic
state of the hotel industry


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-02-28 12:28 [#01516067]
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:D:D

i like this one

it won't get the moderator pissed at me (i want to be able
to ask the guy who first synthesized MDMA a few questions
when he comes next week.. :D) and will also show her up for
the retard that she is


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-02-28 12:36 [#01516071]
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I don't get it, this girl has done nothing wrong. Why is
everyone so down on her.

If you get to ask her a question why not ask her why she
thinks she has become such a big media/hate target.



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 12:36 [#01516072]
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stay on your toes! be cautious! she's been known to strike
at random, giving strangers "makeovers". she has hidden
fangs that inject the makeover, an insidious fashion venom
that leaves your face coated in expensive makeup, your hair
frosted and your clothes hip. no-one has ever been known to
escape the hideous clutches of a severe makeover without
being ridiculed relentlessly by their friends and family,
but by then the damage is already done. an indelible scar
of that brief moment when you thought looking like that was
cool.

source: encyclopaedia britanica.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-28 12:37 [#01516073]
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personally, i don't waste the effort "hating" celebrities.
i'm just telling lazy_jokes.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-02-28 12:46 [#01516083]
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haha

FAV+, WHA?!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-28 13:19 [#01516099]
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My Canadian theory takes more ammunition!!!!


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-02-28 14:04 [#01516149]
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What's your Canadain Theory?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-28 14:30 [#01516179]
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Well the three people who've defended Paris Hilton here are
all Canadian.

Just one of those strange things.

My parents flew to Canada today as well.

I hope you make them feel welcome. They're the only parents
I have.


 

offline OK on 2005-02-28 21:14 [#01516532]
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tell her I think she's venus of this era.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-02-28 21:17 [#01516537]
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I've seen here fanny!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-28 21:47 [#01516550]
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hahahaha, the title of this thread is great.



 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-02-28 23:11 [#01516578]
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YES!!!

you (vancouver)
someother guy (vancouver)
me (victoria)

paris supporters unite


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-02-28 23:16 [#01516580]
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i want to print this out and stick it on my wall.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-28 23:49 [#01516593]
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do it.


 


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