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WILFORD MOTHERFUCKING BRIMLEY
 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:12 [#01493773]
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This thread is dedicated to the awesomeness that is wilford
brimley. Post pics and even create tribute tracks!!

Fav+

:D!!!!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:14 [#01493774]
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Welcome to the Wilford Brimley Experience boys!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:15 [#01493775]
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hahahaah!!! that is fucking classic!!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:15 [#01493776]
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CRANKIESST LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH....

he rules!!!!

and be sure to eat your oatmeal!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:19 [#01493777]
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haha!


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offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:27 [#01493780]
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cheer up!

You rule!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:28 [#01493782]
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he looks tanked right there!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:31 [#01493783]
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here he is creepy!!!

LOL


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:35 [#01493784]
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Looks like "walter brimley attack mode" to me.

:D


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:39 [#01493786]
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satisfaction guarantee....from the man himself?

damn I wissh I could call him...:)


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:41 [#01493788]
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if it wasnt for that pesky edit!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:43 [#01493790]
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XLT Vibes #15 -- Walter Brimley Edit mix!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:44 [#01493791]
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that may be the best track ever....

just by the name alone.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:45 [#01493792]
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SafeSearch is ON | Advanced Search | Preferences
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Brimley. Search took 0.07 seconds.

I wonder what happens when i turn SafeSearch off?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:47 [#01493793]
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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:47 [#01493794]
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Our House was the name of the show!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:48 [#01493795]
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ahahahah! The options are endless!

SOMEONE PIN THIS THREAD!!!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:51 [#01493798]
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yeah i've never seen that show before, if i have, i dont
remember


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:51 [#01493799]
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SHOCKING NEWS

Brimley Supports Cockfighting

PHOENIX (AP)-Wilford Brimley thinks banning cockfighting
isn't the right thing to do.

The grandfatherly actor and oatmeal pithchman attended a
weekend rally in Phoenix to voice opposition to Proposition
201, an Arizona cockfighting ban expected to pass Tuesday.

Passage could lead to more laws restricting use of animals,
like prohibiting the use of dogs for hunting, Brimley said.


"My saddle horses are my friends," said Brimley, 64. "My
dogs are my friends. Once an idea like this gets started, I
don't know where it's going to end."

Brimley's concern was unfounded, said Kim Hicks of the
Arizona Humane Society.

"This isn't about anything except cockfighting," Mrs. Hicks
said. "We have no intention of telling Mr. Brimley what he
can or can't do with his dog."

Cockfighting is legal in Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma,
Missouri, and Louisiana. Missouri voters will also consider
a ban Tuesday. Brimley, who lives in Utah, says he visits
Arizona to attend cockfights.



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:52 [#01493800]
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Haha, yeah people have been trying to ban cockfighting here
in new mexico. Its a hoot.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:53 [#01493801]
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coolest shirt ever!!!


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:53 [#01493802]
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shouldn't it say "oppose" cockfighting?


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:54 [#01493803]
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coolest shirt ever!!!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:55 [#01493804]
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No because he attends cock fights


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 22:58 [#01493805]
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hahah!! This guy would hate us.

And i quote:

If you're visiting Wilford Brimley World looking for a
laugh...forget it. This isn't the place to poke fun at Mr.
Brimley's acting career, his personal hygiene, or his weight
problem. I have dedicated my life to watching every single
one of his films, television appearances, and commercials
and I do not find it funny that Mr. Brimley has a "fat ass".
An affliction that 6 out of 10 Americans suffer from,
obesity is no laughing matter. Statistic courtesy of Ringo
Starr.

If Wilford Brimley World just doesn't turn you on, or only
one Wilford Brimley webpage just isn't enough for you, then
check out these candidates for "The Intenet's Best Wilford
Brimley-Related Webpage". (How many other webpages can boast
that they have "Wilford Brimley" appearing 3 times in one
sentence?)



 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-02-09 22:59 [#01493806]
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If Wilford Brimley World just doesn't turn you on, or only
one Wilford Brimley webpage just isn't enough for you, then

check out these candidates for "The Intenet's Best Wilford
Brimley-Related Webpage". (How many other webpages can boast

that they have "Wilford Brimley" appearing 3 times in one
sentence?)

classic!!!!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 23:01 [#01493807]
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The Quoteable Wilford Brimley
"I don't care if you get drunk, climb the clock tower, and
take out the town..."
Wilford as Kevin Kline's father in "In & Out"

"Hey little girl...want some candy?"
Wilford asking his wife a question in "Cocoon"

"Here's a little something I learned in the CIA!"
Wilford the interrogator in "My Fellow Americans"

"...I'm gay!"
Wilford once again in "In & Out"

"Before I leave here I'm gonna have somebody's ass in my
briefcase."
Wilford the investigator in "Absence of Malice".

""What do I look like, the fuckin' night watchman?"
Wilford in "The Firm," courtesy of William K. Scurry,
Jr.




 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-09 23:05 [#01493810]
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"We have no intention of telling Mr. Brimley what he
can or can't do with his dog."

best. sentence. EVAR


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 23:09 [#01493812]
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gahahahah. class!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 23:10 [#01493813]
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Ah i misread, i thought he was talking about how if they
dont stop Cockfighting, pretty soon Dogfighting will take
its place

but i suck


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 23:11 [#01493815]
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and then perhaps wilford brimley sponsored horse fighting!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 23:15 [#01493816]
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Fun Fact: Walter Brimley is known for taking pungent
"deuces" and not flushing.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 23:23 [#01493817]
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Yo, I heard Brims has a phat album comming out with Madlib,
its gonna be poppin fresh!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 23:24 [#01493818]
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hahaahhah!!! FUCK! :D

This thread makes my face hurt with laughter!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-02-09 23:38 [#01493822]
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haha I remember watching him as a little kid, in that George
Lucas movie "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor"........he was
called Noa. Anyone else remember? look


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-10 00:31 [#01493836]
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I remember that movie.. I loved it when I was a kid because
it was like "new star wars" after a million viewings of
episodes 4-6. :D


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-02-10 04:00 [#01493901]
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yeah same. what about that other Ewok movie with that giant
monster thing called Gorax. fuck that terrified me shitless.
picture

oh yeah and that kid gets trapped in the lake underwater,
and the ewoks get him out with a magic stick.


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2005-02-10 07:08 [#01494002]
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FUCK HIM!! FUCK HIM IN HIS STUPID ASSHOLE!

Wilford Brimley lived in my town for a few months when he
was up this way to shoot some scenes in a movie. Which
movie? i can't tell you. here's why...

he freqented a bagel shop (the only one in town) and for the
first couple of weeks i thought he might just be a new
person in town and left him alone. Long story short i found
out it was him and he fucking bitched my ass out. All i said
was hey Mr. Brimley how are you today.

the fucker dropped his paper and looked really pissed off
and pretty much said i should go fuck off more or less.
Pretty nice since all i did was just greet him in a friendly
fashion...and at the time i think i was like 12-13 so fuck
you wilford brimley, fuck you in your stupid fat fuck
asshole. Go sell medical insurance to a bunch of old grumpy
fucks like yourself...dickweed.

amen.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-10 07:14 [#01494008]
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Well what do you expect from someone who is known for taking
pungent "deuces" and not flushing?



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-10 08:15 [#01494117]
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This thread is utterly dominant


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-10 08:20 [#01494126]
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“Retardation, A Celebration” narrated by Wilford
Brimley

"First of all, the retarded don’t rule the night. They
don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs.
While they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes
with them. It puts them on edge. It might put them on
bezerker mode. Come at you like a whirling dervish, all
fists and elbows. You might be screaming “No, no, no”
and all they hear is “Who wants cake.”



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-10 08:21 [#01494128]
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ANd let me tell you something.. they all want cake.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2005-02-10 08:22 [#01494130]
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Who doesn't?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-10 08:23 [#01494133]
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holy shit is that for real?

its hilarious regardless


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-10 08:25 [#01494135]
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Strangers With Candy: Episode 104


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-10 08:44 [#01494171]
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ahahahha! That is awesome!


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2005-02-10 08:44 [#01494172]
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"First off, I would like to dispel the myth that I skin
young boys and then fashion their skins into crude bodysuits
that I wear in the hope of gaining eternal youth. I don't
know how that rumor started. Secondly, cockfighting is a
gift to us from the gods. Poetry. Pure poetry in motion, it
is man's inalienable right to partake of such a visual
feast. Sometimes I get hard just thinking about the cocks
standing proud before they engage in their fowl play, then
usually Lynne shakes me out of my daydream and I ask her if
the clams are ready yet. She says no, and I smack my bitch
up. Like a pimp. My prefered method of wife-beating is the
time-honored 'belt-whip' technique, and to this end I can't
stress highly enough the importance of a good quality, tough
leather belt. Fitting round my waist in the first place is
sufficient test of their tensile strength. But I
digress."


—Wilford Brimley, 'My World, My Oyster, My Steamed
Clams'



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-10 08:54 [#01494183]
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In a cast iron skillet, fry the bacon. Remove bacon and
drain on paper towels. Reserve drippings. Add the oil to
the drippings. Flour rattlesnake and fry over medium heat
until golden brown. Remove each piece as it becomes done
and drain on paper towels.

Drain off the oil and drippings reserving 1 tbs. Add 1 tbs
of flour. Stir and scrape bottom of the skillet to remove
any browned stuck pieces. Add the ham, coffee and milk.
Stir until bubbly. If too thick add water, coffee or milk a
tablespoon at a time.

Serve the rattlesnake with biscuits or toast and the ham
gravy. Salt and pepper and/or season with tabasco sauce to
taste. Serves 2 -3.


-- Wilford Brimley, "A Brimley Breakfast" (aka
"Filled To The Brimley" - japanese title).


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-10 08:59 [#01494186]
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As you know...

I hear you say
diabetes.
I hear you say
Liberty Medical.

But I worry...

How often do you check your blood sugar?
How often do you check your blood sugar?



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-10 09:00 [#01494189]
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Hypoglycemia

He walks on the streets with birds in his head
they whisper bad words and put twigs in his hair
he sees the cement and thinks it's fossilized toys
he likes it; it smiles at him
but the lava threatens to bury the cars
and the post-tictal tidal wave fractures the sky
and the squirrels they all laugh and point
saying the paramedics are coming the paramedics are coming
the paramedics...



 


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