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life would be so much sweeter. don't you think? ;) |
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after almost 2 months of blissful silence, this is what you come up with. |
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nah i was a little busy doing some paper work for school. i thought of that today while i was doing a little poopin. |
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FUCK! I FUCKING JINXED IT! |
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man but think of it? solid eggs SO SMOOTH SO NICE! NO MORE OF THIS SHIT...CRAP |
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I think that if women laid eggs rather than babys. There would be no abortion issues, if you don't want a baby have an omelette. |
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a smart man once said if god exist why did he give me an asshole. i told him after thousands of years we will evolve to poop eggs one day. then the crime rate will go down by .03 % possibly |
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i'm cool with shitting shit. ! |
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You've ruined Christmas you little fuck. |
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i wish i shat out shit that looked like chocolate bars for christmas |
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i used to pee all kinds of weird colours "back then". I ate some pill i shouldn't have :D |
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troll |
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wil people then become a-sexual? |
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i don't understand why this place permanently bans people for having an extra account but leaves ChildrenTalking alone. |
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Come on now. He's not all that bad. It's not like he flames bothers people outside of this messageboard. |
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Fact: When cute girls take a shit little pink pakages with red ribbons comes out and it smells like rasberry. |
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ChildrenTalking is fun. now girls laying eggs on little hay stacks is hot. |
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and when they fart it shoots to the ceiling then floats down like pink sugar |
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ahh this is more like it. this is just like being with my friends, as i always talk about shitting and pissing with them. we have hours of fun. |
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Yes, and ther buttholes are as clean and pink as the day they came out of their mom's vag. |
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weird I don't know why that was a reply to optimus.. |
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I do. |
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I'll back this proposition |
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dong? |
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Fame! |
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now i don't know why i've kept this thread in my favs for so long, maybe it''ll help you, or keep you away from suicidal thoughts, or make you laugh, whatever |
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I just shit in my frying pan....I'm going for it! c'mon who's with me |
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i don't know. wouldn't that make us find eggs disgusting? |
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yes, because, as einstein tought us, if human poops turn to eggs then chickens will begin to lay turds. that's just the way it works folks. protect yo neck. |
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yes thanks, my omelet tasted much better just now |
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you're welcome |
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I don't get it. |
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1.think 2.preview 3.post |
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where the fuck is hobbes? |
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hopefully not somewhere with Elvis |
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I poop poop |
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that's nasty. |
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i eat eggs |
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I've got a pocket full of horses. I fuck the shit out of bears. |
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Zephyr Twin, Zephyr Twin... |
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6 foot 90" got balls on his chin... |
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*shows recordbag* |
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*undresses epohs' recordbag con los ojos* |
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I once pooped out a second generation iPhone, but it was followed by an apple NDA so I cant tell youguys about it. |
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Well, you didn't sign the NDA did you? I mean, I wouldn't sign any legal documents that came out of my ass... |
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THEY WOULD BE SOME PRETTY STINKY EGGS THO INNIT |
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DOWNRIGHT MALODOROUS, I SHOULD THINK! |
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hahah fav+ again ! |
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this thread was prophetic. I can't find the "Cinco Eggs" commercial anywhere online though. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? |
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