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offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2006-01-17 09:31 [#01820663]
Points: 1708 Status: Regular



Just finished reading this thread, it made me laugh and
scared me in equal measure...


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-17 09:54 [#01820690]
Points: 12920 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01820625



your burberry avatar is cool


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-17 16:57 [#01820978]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01820625



exactly, but please change topic, your avatar make me
n
ervous here, ok? go to play with your LEGO and
don't disturb. thanks again.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-17 17:07 [#01820987]
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' _ ' no impossible! are you crazy?

400 points in 5 days?!

anyway i didn't know nothing of english, i didn't know
nothing about xlt and especially how use it.

i'm proud of myself now, i'm really improved!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-01-17 17:30 [#01821013]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to WooferAttack: #01820690



thanks. i believe it's been done before.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-23 14:00 [#01825432]
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It's such a simple phrase...


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offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-23 14:03 [#01825437]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01825432



Hahah, I knew.

It was so obvious when I saw "Last post by giginger".


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-01-23 14:20 [#01825471]
Points: 2953 Status: Regular



ironically this is one of the least funny threads..


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-01-23 14:22 [#01825473]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to DeleriousWeasel: #01825471



and ironically, you're one of the least funny posters
casting judgement on the hilarity of a thread.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-01-23 14:27 [#01825485]
Points: 2953 Status: Regular | Followup to redrum: #01825473



hahaha, you just saved the thread redrum


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-24 14:17 [#01826256]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



.


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offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2006-01-24 14:21 [#01826263]
Points: 922 Status: Regular | Followup to virginpusher: #01431790



Who's tits are those??


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-01-24 15:55 [#01826349]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



I missed what was there before....


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offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2006-01-24 16:06 [#01826356]
Points: 2164 Status: Regular | Followup to Labium Sweat: #01826263



I believe those are Heidi Klum's tits.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-01-24 16:09 [#01826360]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to 010101: #01826349



it was bill hicks asking about people's shitting stories,
and also he posted a pic of a dark black shit.

i'm paraphrasing and para-shitting of course.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-25 09:16 [#01826835]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



This thread made me LOL hard! It had like 11 posts, look
what a panda has done!


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offline epohs from )C: on 2006-01-25 09:18 [#01826841]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to tridenti: #01826835



That is some top notch moderation right thar.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-25 09:21 [#01826846]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01826841



Yep, that's what I thought too, virginpusher is the best.
Try to think like a qrter would have closed it for example,
maybe saying "oh" or something.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-25 09:48 [#01826867]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



tridenti.. after having read the whole thread i cant believe
that you are real. its the most genious prank anyone ever
has done here on xlt. 9677 posts of crap and nobody banned
you yet. its truly an accomplishment. congratulations on
destroying a thread that could've been the finest in the xlt
history.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-01-25 09:50 [#01826868]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to tridenti: #01826846



yeah i like to try to get inside the mind of a moderator for
a day!! it's like a fucking enigma man. they're like the
Uebermensch. they think on totally different levels to us
man!! amazing.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-01-25 09:51 [#01826869]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #01826867



actually, i think jedi chris banned him once


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-25 09:55 [#01826877]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01826869



Yes but I was banned without a proper reason. I think that
you, big, qrter, ecnadniarb, Matvey etc were banned for the
same reason that day as well.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-01-25 09:59 [#01826880]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to tridenti: #01826877



yep.

that sure was strange time for the empire.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-25 09:59 [#01826881]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker | Followup to tridenti: #01826877



why dont you try and respond to the fact that youre
destroying the fun for everyone except yourself?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-25 10:02 [#01826883]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #01826881



Because only people like you and redrum can think in that
way. That's about it.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2006-01-25 10:05 [#01826886]
Points: 12394 Status: Regular | Followup to tridenti: #01826883



Nope.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-25 10:05 [#01826887]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker | Followup to tridenti: #01826883



why dont you try and read the posts then? i bet ya half of
this thread is about you and how far from the whole thing
you are. 50pct of the posted funny quotes is about you and
your stupidity. why dont you get yourself together?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-25 12:22 [#01826989]
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I'm a tank engine steam train


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2006-01-25 12:23 [#01826990]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



I want a moustache dammit!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-25 12:47 [#01827000]
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Quit now mate. You'll never fucking succeed. We've tried;
Lord we've fucking tried.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-25 18:00 [#01827344]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker | Followup to cuntychuck: #01826887



what gigingY said


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-01-25 18:04 [#01827347]
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That's 100% less funny being out of context, but, yeah, good
effort.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-25 18:07 [#01827348]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker | Followup to tridenti: #01826883



"Because only people like you and redrum can think in that
way. That's about it."

and still , even though you have crossed that 18 years of
age of yours, you DON'T fucking get it. just because you
call........oh wait......no....no, nevermind. no, it's
worthless.

it's not about that 18 thing it's about.....reason ?

"Because only people like you and redrum can think in that
way. That's about it."

this one fucking sentence just nailed me. how can one be so
dumb. how can YOU be so dumb ????

overandout.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-01-25 18:14 [#01827350]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



hahahhahh
hhahrhrhharharhahrdyhar


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-01-25 19:26 [#01827381]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to obara: #01827348



just to clarify, marco, when obi says "reason" he means
logic. he doesn't mean the reason why.

i hope these last few posts have gotten you down from off
your high-horse and made you realise the resentment on this
board towards you.


 

offline glasseater from Switzerland on 2006-01-26 08:56 [#01827704]
Points: 531 Status: Regular



funniest ban posts ever ?? my god its funny !!!!!!!!!! or
not.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-01-26 09:33 [#01827716]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to redrum: #01827381



zing


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-01-26 09:39 [#01827720]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01826990



do a handle bar one.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-26 11:32 [#01827815]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



Obara is incredible. You all should see how he talk to me on
MSN or others programs, it's impossible, he seems to have
two personalities. When I talk to him in private, he's so
nice and kind, when instead he talks with me in common
places he just acts like a prick. For common places I mean
the Soulseek chat and Xlt. I think he believes to be a great
man by insulting and giving shit to the poor tridenti in
every thread. He also likes to repost what people already
said about how I should behave myself on the board just to
lick asses. BECAUSE HE'S INSULTING TRIDENTI!!! OMG!! NOW
HE'S THA MAN!!

The people who are obsessed with me here are just few, and I
know their names, unfortunately obara is on the way too.
Another thing, tell me how the hell can you find a person
"nice" who enters into a cool topic where everyone enjoyed
it and posts something like this: -(This is only a little
example because actually there are many others!)-

Obara, I'm sorry to tell you this but I couldn't resist. I
used to think you might be a friend but I don't think that
anymore. Try to see how I speak to the people who like me
and don't insult me, maybe one day I'll consider you a
friend, again.


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-26 13:12 [#01827899]
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STILL YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO
PUT ACROSS TO YOU!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED READ WHAT PEOPLE
HAVE FUCKING WRITTEN.

Obara is NOT being nasty. He's making a valid fucking point,
he's doing it because he likes you. NOT because he dislikes
you. The fact you can't fucking understand this proves what
people are fucking saying. I've had enough of your fucking
posting here with your attitude of "I can do no wrong, I
hate muslims!"

For once in your shitty trainer ridden life LISTEN/READ WHAT
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SAYING TO YOU.

Fucks sake. Shouldn't have to fucking "shout" this shit.
I've seen butterflies catch on to things quicker.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-01-26 13:36 [#01827926]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to tridenti: #01827815



Another thing, tell me how the hell can you find a
person
"nice" who enters into a cool topic where everyone enjoyed
it and posts something like this: -(This is only a little
example because actually there are many others!)-


And yes, this IS certainly just a little example, since
there are MANY other examples of you having taken a shit on
this thread.

oh yeah, and what giginger said.


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-27 01:29 [#01828225]
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I think we're being ignored now.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-27 01:37 [#01828230]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



Ah, fuck me, Obi, you're not a friend ANYMORE!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-27 03:25 [#01828282]
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I think you only truly meant the first part of that
sentence.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-27 03:31 [#01828291]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01828282



The "ah"?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-01-27 03:49 [#01828299]
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yes-


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-27 03:49 [#01828300]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker



hahah....just look what QRDL found :

[ "the party at obi's" ]


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-27 03:51 [#01828301]
Points: 19368 Status: Lurker | Followup to obara: #01828300



try again


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offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-01-27 03:53 [#01828303]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



.


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offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-01-27 04:00 [#01828304]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker | Followup to obara: #01828301



I wonder what's iside that bucket?


 


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