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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-10 08:48 [#01745778]
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do you mean the people who don't understand that it is
always a subjective thing?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-10-10 09:23 [#01745789]
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Fuck that consensual bullshit, some people are just unfunny
idiots.


 

offline uzim on 2005-10-10 09:28 [#01745792]
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i have to agree here, i even have difficulty getting what is
supposed to be "funny" in some of the stuff posted here
lately...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-10 09:30 [#01745793]
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correction: most people.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-10-10 09:34 [#01745797]
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despite brians original words of wisdom:

"Take a screen capture and post them here out of context.
They will increase in funnyness by 33%"

i think everyone should bear in mind that you can't polish a
turd. if its not funny to begin with it won't become funny
when you post it here.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-10-10 10:04 [#01745845]
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that's comedy fucking gold right thar.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-10 10:07 [#01745849]
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That is easily one of the most funny things posted in herre.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-10-10 10:36 [#01745879]
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Yeah maybe... Anyway I think redrum is a bit obsessed with
me, Jason.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-10-10 12:25 [#01745997]
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alright then. apologies. bye now.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-10 18:14 [#01746320]
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yes! Thank you!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-10 23:35 [#01746468]
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I love VP dearly, and I can't help laughing along with this.



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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-10 23:37 [#01746469]
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It's a subtle one too.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-15 04:39 [#01750363]
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how about this :


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offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-15 04:47 [#01750369]
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and this. With all respect to regulars and mods, Mastah said
here what i exactly wanted to say many times in this
thread:

If regulars decided what is or isn't funny and cool - this
board would become a boring bag of sad wankers.


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-15 05:12 [#01750383]
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this board would become a boring bag of sad wankers.


too late :)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-15 05:26 [#01750395]
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That's not funny, that's just something you agree with.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-15 05:29 [#01750397]
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:p


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-15 06:24 [#01750450]
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yes, you're right.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-10-15 12:23 [#01750738]
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Classic dog_belch post.


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offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-10-15 12:27 [#01750740]
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is that funny? isn't it just a wonderfully cynical response
which actually makes a helluva lot of sense in that
context?

(>_< )


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-10-15 12:30 [#01750742]
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yeah, not really frunny this one. makes me want to ban this
dog belch bastard.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-10-15 12:33 [#01750749]
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ah, but wait! this part of the thread can be salvaged
through Combo's response:

"Internet... oh it looks awesome ! link ?"

haha.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-15 15:19 [#01750845]
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IF only I'd banned your arse when I had the ability, GOD
FUCK ME!!!!!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-15 15:22 [#01750847]
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And to be fair, someone else actually made that comment
originally, well the first half. I added the "Welcome to the
future" as a cheeky flourish.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-10-15 16:33 [#01750886]
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oh cool i didn't know there was a google spell check. this
thread is funny and informative.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-10-16 00:55 [#01751143]
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jesus christ, I only said "that isn't very funny". no need
to get all dramatic about it, fucking hell.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-16 02:16 [#01751150]
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:) ok.

first of all : i usually come smiling to this thread. and in
every 5-6 post i see "that's not funny". if this thread is
for Some People only - maybe i shouldn't enter it ? i wasn't
dramatic, i just got pissed with those "not-funny"
judgements. [i'm not talking about tridenti's post here.]
now, let's all shake hands, and launch our screenshot
machines :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-16 03:51 [#01751161]
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I know, what the hell...

If regulars decided what is or isn't funny and cool -
this board would become a boring bag of sad wankers


...it has nothing to do with rregularrs 'deciding' what's
funny, it's just that what's been posted actually isn't
funny. To quote 'Fuck that consensual bullshit, some people
are just unfunny idiots.'


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-16 06:08 [#01751211]
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this thread didn't turn to shit until qrter deleted the
"unfunny" posts.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-10-16 06:52 [#01751242]
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This is a lie


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-10-16 07:08 [#01751248]
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pic-quote me please ! pic-quote me in this thread !!

oh you don't have the privileges neither...


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-10-16 07:22 [#01751255]
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nay! :(


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-10-18 14:36 [#01753844]
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Anus, please.......something can be funny for some people
and unfunny for others.

SENSE OF HUMOUR IS SOMETHING SUBJECTIVE

Humour (Commonwealth English) or humor (American English)
is the ability or quality of people, objects or situations
to evoke feelings of amusement in other people.


- but not ALL other people, right ?

A sense of humour is the ability to experience humour, a
quality which all people share, although the extent
to which an individual will personally find something
humourous depends on a host of absolute and relative
variables, including but not limited to sex, age,
geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education
and context. For example, young children (of any background)
particularly favour slapstick, while satire tends to appeal
to more mature audiences.


If e.g. i can't help laughing when i see a dying cat you'll
say that isn't funny and say i'm mad because e.g you have a
cat and/or love cats. harsh example, i know.

Whether it's regulars or not - this thread should be titled
"posts which some people find funny and others not"

or "classic posts from xlt which remind some regulars of
some happy moments in their lives"


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-18 14:58 [#01753856]
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i guess there should be humour here that caters to the
uneducated, immature, pre-teen... but isn't that what the
rest of the Internet's for? Why does
everywhere have to be shit? It's like people leaving
litter up Kilimjaro. No place will be spared some arsehole
exercising his rights to leave their fucking shitty mark on
it.



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-18 15:01 [#01753860]
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OH YES!


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-18 15:20 [#01753877]
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I'd say most of everything should be for everyone.

in other words: let people do as people do and if there's
something in this thread you don't find funny, ignore it.
that qrter deleted something was a real misuse of his
"powers" and definately uncalled for; he deleted it, not
because it wasn't the funniest posts ever (he
couldn't possibly have, as he, himself has frequently gone
over the borders of that definition, as those posts would
have to be old posts that you still look back upon and laugh
at, and would have had to stand the test of time
before being posted in this thread; this thread has
from the start been "the funny post thread," not the
"funniest posts ever" thread (except for a few isolated
cases), and while "funniest posts ever" would be more of an
objective case, "funny posts" is completely objective, and
for one (or a group of) person(s) to raise himself
(themselves) above the others, saying they are the only
holders of truth, funniness and the universal judge, jury
and executioner.. well, you can easily see for yourself how
that is wrong).

so.. either everyone has misunderstood the true meaning of
the thread (including its creator, vp, whose original
"funniest post ever" was made only one day before he posted
his), of which it follows that if the "unfunny" posts could
be deleted, all posts that haven't stood the test of time,
and hadn't stood it at the time of their posting should also
be deleted, and the thread re-constructed, or, the second
possibility: leave people be and stop imposing yourself
(this is nothing personal, mind you, so I'm not only talking
to Dan) on them; ignore and persist.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-10-18 15:33 [#01753884]
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I think the thread lost its way when, instead of pasting old
threads or posts that were generally regarded as humorous,
it became a daily record of anything "funny" someone just
said.



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-10-18 15:37 [#01753886]
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quality is not subjective


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-10-18 15:39 [#01753889]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-18 15:47 [#01753895]
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it sure did, but the way was kind of lost from the start.
only a few of the posts (four or five of them) are truly
the funniest posts ever.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-10-18 15:51 [#01753899]
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arguing about what constitutes funny is not funny and should
be reserved for a different thread.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-18 16:00 [#01753912]
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I meant subjective after the "funny post is completely
[...]" part up there, not objective.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-18 16:05 [#01753918]
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Well that about wraps up the thread. It almost made it to
500 before dying. I think it had a good run!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-10-18 16:07 [#01753923]
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something funny could still happen. that's the beauty of
'the future' which i'm told is on the internet.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-18 16:09 [#01753926]
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Haha, verry wearry.


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-18 16:11 [#01753928]
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NONONO! The internet is constantly the past.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-18 16:13 [#01753931]
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guitars and fanfares


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-10-18 16:14 [#01753932]
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This post below must be funny to someone somewherre, so I'd
better post it herre in this thrread, {{Funniest Posts
ever}}


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offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-10-18 16:15 [#01753933]
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I will contribute something awesome to this thread.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-10-18 16:17 [#01753935]
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