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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-15 16:26 [#01426877]
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Awhile ago I layed a solid black color turd. It was a
marvel so I went to get my tv remote control in order to
take a picture to show all of my freinds at xltronic. When I
returned with the remote though, I noticed it was shaking
every once in awhile. That's when I realized.. it was

...hatching...

I pushed the power button a few times at it, as well as some
of the others hoping at least one picture would result in
good contrast. I'll take more pictues when it hatches and
upload them later when I figure out how.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-15 16:35 [#01426892]
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I had a large collection of dogs eggs but they dissapointed
me.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-15 16:36 [#01426894]
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wMw: the next generation


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-15 16:41 [#01426905]
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You think you’ll come over
I’ll give you my number
You lover supporter
Then give me your mother
You come take me home and
Take me to your doctor
You think you’ll come over?
I think I’m a mother

Roll over, roll over
And roll me a man-a
You lover, my lover
You just roll me over
You give me your mother
A man if I love her
I love her, I’ll keep her
I better just keep her
’ come on and support her ’
I said to the mother
She said you come over
She said she’d support her
I love her, I kept her
And then she just left and
Alone, I emplore ya

I think I’m a mother
Need your mother, more than ever
Need your mother



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-15 16:42 [#01426908]
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Pepto Bismol can cause your tongue and your shit to turn
dark black! true story!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-15 16:48 [#01426916]
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what else could it be?

How bout a hilarious set up for a bunch of rude jokes by IDM
fans?


Attached picture

 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-15 16:49 [#01426918]
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Push the panic button!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-15 17:31 [#01426962]
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happy feces!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-15 17:33 [#01426965]
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quit making funny feces.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-15 17:37 [#01426974]
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recent research shows that Blackpool and Liverpool were both
wrongly named, as the original intent of the names were
jokes written on a piece of paper that was torn just where
the crescent part of the "p" starts.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-15 17:40 [#01426978]
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That's what I was gonna do!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-15 17:42 [#01426981]
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Ian: If you are pooping solid black then there is a good
chance you may have some type of internal bleeding. perhaps
it's an ulcer. What was the "turds" consictency?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-15 17:51 [#01427002]
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I would say the turd was moist and tender, yet firm enough
to hold it together in a nice solid facsimile of the lower
intestines and nutty with a slight tangy hint of lemon. The
only thing I ate the day before was an entire bag of oreos,
but that's probably just a cooincidence.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-15 17:57 [#01427008]
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booooooooo


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-15 17:59 [#01427014]
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you need to set up a lifejournal.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-15 18:03 [#01427023]
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Xltronic is my journal. I wish everyone else would
stop snooping around in my privacy.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-15 18:05 [#01427026]
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when your turdbaby hatches, what are you going to name it?


 


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