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My dearest alex, I am sorry. I have been drinking things because it is my sisters birthday. I am also going out later but the point is that above all these rules is grant wilson-claridge. grant wilson-claridge makes or breaks everyone. He runs the entire music scene as we know it |
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this, ofcourse, is not true. |
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IDM Core Rule #0.02 Get the idea in your head that emotion perceived in music is inherent to the music. Make a division in your mind between Music That Is Brimming With Emotion and Music That Is Cold And Emotionless. Then go a step further and the make the following equations: Music Has Melody = Music That Is Brimming With Emotion Music Without Melody = Music That Is Cold And Emotionless Now try to prove your point by giving examples of both and try to make it come off as if it's not subjective at all, but plain hard fact. |
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IDM precept: Esoteric behavior denotes skill. |
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thats my favorite rule. |
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IDM Core Rule 666 Always claim that Aphex Twin is shit, even though you used to love him. 666 a. In order for you to seem smarter than everyone else and actually verify your logic that Aphex = shit, make sure you claim that Autechre is the best group ever no matter how much you dont understand their music. |
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IDM Core Rule F: Smell your fingers, Subsection F33. Do your fingers smell like: A) Success B) Success C) Dirty Fannies If any of the above, you comply with Wank3000. Well done. |
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No funny detected. |
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Shit. Either i'm drinking again or i'm drinking again. Either way, my legs hurt pretty bad. |
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IDM Core Rule 10023v You are impressed with anything over 200bpm that contains more sounds rushing past your ears than your brain can process while a weak/repetitive melody is being played* in the background. * melody is most likely sampled from elsewhere |
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IDM Core Rule 3039 When posting on IDM related forums, make sure everyone knows that your opinion is valued more than others. |
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qrter is most awesome. |
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this is more a general forum rule, though. I'm sorry, your rule has been.. SCRAPPED!!! TO THE SCRAPHEAP WITH YOUR RULE!! |
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NO, 'Tis IDM RELATED |
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ON THE HEAP OF SCRAPPINESS IT NOW RESIDES!! HA HA!! |
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OH NOES! I cant fine my "Revive" spell in this of crap. |
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IDM Core Rule 976-4q The following terms must be used at least six (6) times in any discussion regarding Intelligent Dance Music: -melody -beautiful -pretentious -the 'tronica' suffix (see: folktronica, rocktronica, treetronica, crabtronica) -underrated -underrated melody -beautiful underrated melody IDM Core Rule 480.a beta 6 (The Anti-IDM Rule) The listener is prohibited at all times from disliking any music that is not regarded as Intelligent Dance Music, or that is presented as being "fun", "silly", or any similar term. Failing to adhere to this rule will result in a vulnerability to the remark outlined in the text IDM Discussion: References and Quotes (Belch & Pusher, 1996), pp1085. excerpt "You don't like it? Oh, I guess it's not intelligent enough for a pretentious IDM nerd like you, is it?" |
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IDM Core Rule 97-4a During any discussion about said music, the term 'electronica' must be used at least once, wherein the use of that word and the person using it will get abruptly disreaguarded by all others in said discussion. |
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i've never seen these rules wonderful! haha they are the truth lol |
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didn't you know that richard d james made most1 of spice girls music when they where still alive? what about them apples. Ahahah. Good. |
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i like my bum |
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IDM Core Rule 830 (Revision 2) When asking a producer of IDM who their musical influences are, said producer must a) state that they do not listen to music b) ignore the question c) claim a random pre-83 acoustic musician as their main influence |
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IDM Core Rule #1.6.8-III through VII The early stuff that you heard ten years ago, is the best stuff they have ever done. Notwithstanding, if hereafter, said artist re-releases original material, you reserve the right to claim a "sell out" and to revert to rubbishing early work that you claimed before was superiour. |
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IDM Core Rule: MSTR-P:09 You may only enjoy hip hop music if the emcee is caucasian. The section for official use only. |
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Really? |
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IDM Core Rule #1; The brokephones Insight If you are Telefon Tel Aviv, all music made by you must suck. |
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IDM Core Rule: #2b White men only please. Caveat 1: Exceptions for women are made only when they are bound by law to a successfull I.D.M. producer |
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IDM Core Rule 7Fa Any female that enjoys IDM is actually just a male pretending to be a female, because as we all know, women dont like anything but pop music. IDM Core Rule 7Fb Any woman that makes IDM music has only done so on accident. |
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Caveat 1: Exceptions for women are made only when they are bound by law to a successfull I.D.M. producer Ahahah. |
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-- |IDM Core Rule $A000h| -- After spending five years or more listening to IDM create a sarcastic rulebook making sure no one knows where anyone is coming from. Attach random images that make you feel better. Call the audiophyle fashion police and pray you never back down from your convictions. Tell everyone you know that pop culture makes you depressed and you would rather spend time using fancy, mystery words like 'esoteric' to create a cultural segregation. |
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-- |IDM Core Rule $A000h| -- After spending five years or more listening to IDM create a sarcastic rulebook making sure no one knows where anyone is coming from. Attach random images that make you feel better. Call the audiophyle fashion police and pray you never back down from your convictions. Tell everyone you know that pop culture makes you depressed and you would rather spend time using fancy, mystery words like 'esoteric' to create a cultural segregation. |
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"spend time using fancy, mystery words like 'esoteric' " you could have replaced the words "fancy, mystery" with the word "esoteric". Fancy that. But then you'd have had to have put another word in place of "esoteric", possibly "absterge" |
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IDM Core Rule: MSTR-P:09 You may only enjoy hip hop music if the emcee is caucasian. I think you forgot the core rule:mstr-p:09 subsection a clause that states that the prestated rule does not count if the emcee is MF Doom |
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IDM Core Rule: [autopilot] poopgroove One must first forget what the IDM acronym stands for and shun any who argues any artists' tracks "not danceable" or "lacking any signs of intelligent musical design" i.e. having a beat at all or utilizing ones understand of the cross-calibration of melody, harmony and rhythm. True patriots know indiginous people suck. |
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IDM Rore Cule: #02.30 Any long-awaited release by over-hyped 'artists' must have at least 3 leaks and/or hoaxes of the said long-awaited release in order to qualify for universal acclaim. |
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IDM Rore Cule: #02.30.10 New releases should be titled (or tilted) to accommodate dyslexic fans, or fnas. |
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[B]IDM Core Rule #stardate 49650.4[/B] be sure to use a software dedicated to the generation of random track titles, otherwise use your fucked mind when you are drunk. |
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what do you think this is? phpboard |
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Wow giginger exclamation mark How did you do that question mark rule # 43: qrter is a fag and is never to be associated with idm or be an authority for its rules. If anyone sees a qrter, immediately dig a large hole and push it in, being careful to hold your nose and then bury him with grandmas and dirt. |
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teach me if you want ;) |
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