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offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-05-17 10:57 [#01192136]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Do you find that, if you only read the onion as far as news
headlines goes, when you read normal newspaper headlines,
they appear much funnier?

I spotted a paper in the bathroom a few minutes ago, and the
headline was “Grandparents Struggling to Give Orphans a
Brighter Future” and I laughed out loud. And I really
have no idea why… other than the onion has trained me to
laugh at really cruel mean shit.



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-05-17 11:01 [#01192141]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular



onion ? linky ?

i only know of vegitable onions, dont much like them at all


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-17 11:01 [#01192142]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01192136



I don't personally. But I think the onion is fucking
hilarious.
I had an onion desk calendar with the days you tear off.
Each day has a really hilarious headline.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-17 11:02 [#01192143]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



theonion.com


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-05-17 11:03 [#01192145]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Hahaha. I love the top story.
34 Congressmen Arrested In D.C. Cockfighting Crackdown


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-17 11:09 [#01192147]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



my favorite was "Area man goes and gets himself hit by a god
damned bus"

woot chicago


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-17 11:10 [#01192148]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i wanna try the new nestle outhouse cookies


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-05-17 11:28 [#01192169]
Points: 2786 Status: Regular



i've been following the onion religiously for about four
years. it's still recovering from a horrendous decline in
funniness earlier this year. but still one of the best sites
on the net.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-17 12:31 [#01192288]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Cant go wrong with the onion.

"baby put on phone told her parents hate her"


 

offline mimi on 2004-05-17 23:17 [#01193190]
Points: 5721 Status: Regular



Do you guys have to pay for it? I always see ads that say a
subscription is $50...but if I am correct, I think the
reason I can pick it up for free is because the Onion
originated in Madison, my home town. It's funny, but I
wouldn't pay money for a copy.


 

offline vacant from NYC (United States) on 2004-05-17 23:24 [#01193194]
Points: 365 Status: Regular



they're free in nyc


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-05-17 23:27 [#01193196]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



homeless people here try to sell them for a dollar

the subscription is so that it comes to your house, for
people who are lazy i suppose


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-05-17 23:31 [#01193197]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker | Followup to vacant: #01193194



where do you pick them up at?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-18 00:05 [#01193218]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



i get them free everywhere


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-18 07:11 [#01193448]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



UK sucks.


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-10 04:39 [#01232555]
Points: 793 Status: Regular



great one today!

Mischievous Raccoon Wreaks Havoc On International Space S...
Suicide Letter Full Of Simpsons References


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-10 04:58 [#01232569]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



i like the reagan stuff:

"Reagans body dies!"

"Nancy available at age 82"

funny shit!


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-10 05:06 [#01232574]
Points: 793 Status: Regular | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01232569



The horoscope is always a highlight.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
The stars foretell your life continuing in much the way it
always has for the next few months.



 

offline napoleon from littleton on 2004-06-10 13:22 [#01233360]
Points: 75 Status: Regular



yeah! one of my horoscopes was something along the lines
of:

"You will be forced to dye your hair brown and gain 300
pounds in order for John goodman to play you in your
biographical movie."

hhaha


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-10 13:25 [#01233365]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



racoons are awesome


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-10 13:32 [#01233382]
Points: 468 Status: Regular



herbert kornfeld rules, muthafuckas!


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-10 13:33 [#01233384]
Points: 468 Status: Regular



oops, i mean herbert kornfeld.

sheeeee-it


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-06-10 13:56 [#01233423]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



My favorite was "Witness protection parade cancelled"


 


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