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Do you find that, if you only read the onion as far as news headlines goes, when you read normal newspaper headlines, they appear much funnier? I spotted a paper in the bathroom a few minutes ago, and the headline was “Grandparents Struggling to Give Orphans a Brighter Future” and I laughed out loud. And I really have no idea why… other than the onion has trained me to laugh at really cruel mean shit. |
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onion ? linky ? i only know of vegitable onions, dont much like them at all |
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I don't personally. But I think the onion is fucking hilarious. I had an onion desk calendar with the days you tear off. Each day has a really hilarious headline. |
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Hahaha. I love the top story. |
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my favorite was "Area man goes and gets himself hit by a god damned bus" woot chicago |
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i wanna try the new nestle outhouse cookies |
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i've been following the onion religiously for about four years. it's still recovering from a horrendous decline in funniness earlier this year. but still one of the best sites on the net. |
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Cant go wrong with the onion. "baby put on phone told her parents hate her" |
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Do you guys have to pay for it? I always see ads that say a subscription is $50...but if I am correct, I think the reason I can pick it up for free is because the Onion originated in Madison, my home town. It's funny, but I wouldn't pay money for a copy. |
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they're free in nyc |
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homeless people here try to sell them for a dollar the subscription is so that it comes to your house, for people who are lazy i suppose |
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where do you pick them up at? |
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i get them free everywhere |
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UK sucks. |
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great one today! |
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i like the reagan stuff: "Reagans body dies!" "Nancy available at age 82" funny shit! |
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The is always a highlight. Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) The stars foretell your life continuing in much the way it always has for the next few months. |
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yeah! one of my horoscopes was something along the lines of: "You will be forced to dye your hair brown and gain 300 pounds in order for John goodman to play you in your biographical movie." hhaha |
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racoons are awesome |
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rules, muthafuckas! |
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oops, i mean . sheeeee-it |
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My favorite was "Witness protection parade cancelled" |
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