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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The biggest bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing consta |
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constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home -- and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War Two?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all |
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that really killed the conversation |
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now that all seems quiet on the front, ill have some biscuits. |
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BISCUIT BOMBS cube501 will pay for this |
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BISCUIY BOMBS!!! THE FUCKER!! Installing Amusing CouchCat.. ...3% of installation completed.. |
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FUCKN HE DETSROYED MY SPELLIGN CENTRE!!! |
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TAKE THIS YOU CUBIST SWINE!!!!!! |
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Cube501 is losing. it is PAINFULLY clear: |
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and the women back home are proud! |
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what the HELL does this have to do with the WAR ON Cube501!?!?!? or are YOU A FUCKING CUBY!!??? |
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THERE ARE NO RULES TO WAR! |
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proven: |
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THIS IS ALL A BIG JOKE TO YOU, ISN'T IT!? THIS IS A FUCKING WAR!!! PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE OF Cube501'S HEINOUS TERRORIST ATTACKS!! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? POSTING FUCKIN NONSENSE!! SERVE YOUR COUNTRY GODDAMMIT!! |
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I am. Messageboard index Messageboard index Messageboard index Messageboard index Messageboard index Messageboard index Messageboard index |
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YOU DISGUST ME. DIRTY CUBY!!! |
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you almost ruined my diversion-move. in spite of you, my ninjas managed to sneak into his back yard. |
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come now men. we musn't bicker amongst ourselves. this is no time for a loss of focus. so, as a team building exercise we are going to get naked and hike to the top of kimimanjaro for a brisk afternoon of skinnyskiing. MOVE OUT!!! |
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of course i meant kilimanjaro |
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but, kimimanjaro is cool too... as long as we're nekkid!! |
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Horsefactory (left) and Qrter (right) are shown with the Japanese defense minister. The meeting took place on monday afternoon. At this meeting they discussed various things. Such as the willingness of the japanese to let us use their land in the hunt for CUBE501. They contributed $10,000,000 to our campaign but disallowed the use of japanese forces. |
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An asian chick, some old asian guy and four white dudes met in 1999 to form "team canada". This group was dedicated to the research, study, and eradication of cube501. In early 1999 they decided that CUBE was a general threat to humanity. The US dismissed this information. |
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SHOCKING TERRORIST ATTACK!!! The Evil Bastard known to be Cube501 has taken a girl and dressed her up in the most horrendous manner. The following image might be shocking to you. |
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The Ministry of Cybernetic Moviestars has released the new Cyber-Sandra-Bullock. The sexual preference of the national nemesis Cube501 is not known however, so the MoCM is also busy developing a Cyber-Brad-Pitt, just in case. |
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HE IS TRAINING CHILDREN TO WORSHIP HIM!!!!!!!! |
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CYBER-SANDRA-BULLOCK WILL SURELY PUT A STOP TO HIM!!! |
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Your practices are dangerous to our WAR ON CUBE501. You will be eliminated from the thread |
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Today CUBE501's father (cube500) was arrested for giving birth to such a horrible monster. |
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HAHAHA YIKES |
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what was cube's original avatar? You people are crazy. |
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i dont get this thread one bit, ummm who is this cube501 they have zero posts |
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OUT OF THE WAY SPROUT!! IT'S WAR!! |
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good question |
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i need to be #34 explain this need for war please, im lost |
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it was a thing of purest beauty. we do not have direct records of it, but here's an artist's representation: |
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SPROUT, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW YOUR PLACE AND STEP OUT OF THE WAY! |
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I break threads to intimidate! |
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there is no time for understanding. THIS IS WAR PEOPLE!!! |
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Threat of Cube501's Actions have been recalculated: |
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100! |
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I sent troops to go over and fuck up his car to get him all riled up! |
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WAR AGAINST CUBE501: NOW WITH EVEN MORE DANGER!!! |
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i'm even dumber than usual today. no matter... |
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A Crying Child. Nice Going, Cube501. |
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now he's taking hostages. this is out of hand. |
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DANGEROUS |
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cube501 has gone TOO far. Look what I arrived home to today: |
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NoooOOOOOOooOOOoooooOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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