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WAR ON cube501
 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 14:50 [#01181053]
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UN special envoy to xltronic (richie simmons) pleads for
more negotiations



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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 14:51 [#01181058]
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KICK 'IM!!

KICK THE FUKKAH IN THE SHORTS!S!S!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 14:51 [#01181060]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



I just figured out that CUBE501 is actually a special
account created by phobiazero.

Phobia is seen here (on left) after reading this thread. He
later called for backup.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-05-10 14:53 [#01181064]
Points: 7099 Status: Regular



HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE TO MUCH!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 14:53 [#01181065]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



I just figured out that CUBE501 is actually a special
account created by phobiazero.

Phobia is seen here (on left) after reading this thread. He

later called for backup.



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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 14:55 [#01181069]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I just figured out that CUBE501 is actually a special
account created by phobiazero.

Phobia is seen here (on left) after reading this thread. He


later called for backup.



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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 14:56 [#01181075]
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NEWS FROM THE FRONT:

WAR ON Cube501 GOING WELL.


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 14:57 [#01181077]
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cube501 enemy confusion dance


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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 14:58 [#01181078]
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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:00 [#01181086]
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GOAL = Cube501.

GOAL HAS BEEN HIT.

STATISTICS PROVE THIS.



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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 15:00 [#01181089]
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cube501 is this way! Shoot your guns this way, guys.


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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 15:02 [#01181094]
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eye eye!


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 15:04 [#01181099]
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cube501 is clearly buckling under our immense force. Don't
believe me? Here is the proof:


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:11 [#01181110]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



I have the ability to send shuttles into space and track
CUBE501's every movement!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:13 [#01181112]
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The budget has been tampered with. I have reason to believe
cube501 and jenny chris are in on it!!!


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 15:15 [#01181115]
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The slider changes how many bombs it drops on CUBE501! I'd
say that was about 3,000,000,000 bombs you have selected
there. Put it to the max!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:18 [#01181119]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



'WAR on cube501' has been published annually by the WAR on
cube501 Union since 1876. The Archive has a complete set and
receives new issues as they appear. They give information
from the balance sheets of individual co-operative societies
and regional, national or sector summaries.

The WAR on cube501 Statistics can be used to trace the
development of individual societies or co-operation in an
area. They provide a fascinating insight into the
co-operative movement. The content has been varied over the
125 years to take account of changing circumstances. As an
example of content, in 1945 the Statistics covered 1,214
societies - information included:

-membership
-assets
-liabilities (cube501)
-number of employees
-salaries and wages
-socks
-surplus
-cheeseburgers
-dividend in the £

The WAR on cube501 Statistics are published annually in late
summer - further information can be obtained from the WAR on
cube501 Union.



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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 15:18 [#01181120]
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listen here lads, i believe that cube501 is using evasive
tactics.

we're going to need to regroup and then hit him where it
hurts!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:18 [#01181121]
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Yes! DAS MAXIMUM GEBEN!!

NÃœR!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:20 [#01181123]
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idea?

and more importantly, volunteers?

..monoid?


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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 15:22 [#01181126]
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teabag! YES!!!

genius, simply genius!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:24 [#01181127]
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especially if we do it when Cube501 sleeps and take some
pictures and then PUT THOSE ON THE INTERNET!!

YOU'RE GOING DOWN Cube501!!!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 15:27 [#01181130]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



uh oh... we may be dealing with no mere mortal here, but a
MIDGET COMPUTER!!!

www2.ko-soku.co.jp/sales/image/cube501.jpg


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:27 [#01181131]
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i am on two phones at the same time!


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:28 [#01181134]
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some kind of proto-Borg..!?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:29 [#01181135]
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2 PHONES!?

THE SHEER INSANITY OF WAR!!!!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 15:30 [#01181138]
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this recent development is very disturbing indeed.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:32 [#01181141]
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on the other end i was contacting Ian Noll. I was asking for
help and he claimed he was doing shots and eating cake. But
i could hear him quite well as he was on two phones also!


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:34 [#01181142]
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OH MY GOD!!!

Recent intelligence suggests that Cube501 has mobilised..

The Leonard Nimoy.


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:35 [#01181144]
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OH MY GOD!!

WHEN WILL THIS INSANITY STOP!??


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 15:36 [#01181147]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i can't handle this. i'm hitting the foxhole.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:37 [#01181151]
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EXTRA STRENGTH WILLIAM SHATNER ACTIVATED.

STAND WELL BACK.


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-05-10 15:38 [#01181152]
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NO! IT'S TOO LATE!!

WE NEED YOU NOW!!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:43 [#01181159]
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Do you accept bribes? Or just visa and mastercard?


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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-10 15:46 [#01181162]
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I am ful wel amused


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 15:47 [#01181163]
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Here is a live feed of our men in the field


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:50 [#01181167]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



CHOOSE TO DONATE FOR THE WAR ON TERRORISM (AKA CUBE501)

For a $10 donation you will recieve a firm and life changing
handshake from Horsefactory

For a $20 donation you will recieve a firm and life changing
handshake from epohs

For a $30 donation you will recieve a signed photo of
CUBE501 when he was four years old.

For a $50 donation you will recieve a phone call from opecks
telling you that you are appreciated.

For a $100 donation you will recieve a letter in the mail
from Qrter. For three weeks tome he will be your pen pal.

For a $550 donation you will recieve purple pants as once
worn by legend Ceri JC.


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 15:51 [#01181168]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Two of our best spies have infiltrated cube501's base and
are studying his plans as we speak.


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:53 [#01181171]
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Live acoustic set by Pomme's dad!!!!


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 15:58 [#01181175]
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Here is a shot of the plans as i just recieved it!!


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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-05-10 15:59 [#01181176]
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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-05-10 16:19 [#01181183]
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to jail with you!!! :D
This isn't where,
This isn't where I found you



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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-05-10 17:44 [#01181268]
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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 17:56 [#01181275]
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oh the humanity!!!


 

online giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 18:13 [#01181282]
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Yo!


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online giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 18:14 [#01181284]
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oh dear, he's launched a new offensive.


 

online giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 18:14 [#01181285]
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and here it is


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online giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-10 18:17 [#01181286]
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General morale is down :(

Here is the proof:


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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-05-10 18:57 [#01181313]
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yes, but 2322 soldiers believe they are well fed.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-10 19:33 [#01181347]
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oooooh cube501... you're a trixie one indeed.

*shakes fist*

 

 

your silence can mean only one thing... complaciency. well,
keep it up. many of us may fall on this bloody battlefield,
but worry not commrades, victory will be ours!! the enemy
is bound to lower his guard sooner or later, and you can
rest assured that when he does we will be there to strike
the fatal blow.

if not one of these fine gents you see standing bloodied and
enraged in front of you then one of the young generations of
fighters who are training sleeplessly in the slums of our
villages back in the homeland will see this through to it's
solemn end.

*sheds single solitary tear*

 

this battle is far from over. NO !

IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!!!!elevety


 


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