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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-23 07:09 [#01157378]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-23 07:10 [#01157382]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #01157378 | Show recordbag



i wuw yu!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-23 07:10 [#01157385]
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[Cut to Dave and Kevin being kicked off the bus.]

Dave: We told them we were gonna eat worms...

Kevin: They seemed to like the idea?



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-23 07:14 [#01157394]
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nonsense = good shit

BURN MY PANTS!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-23 07:16 [#01157396]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



ill give you a sympathy vote, and say i like you


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-23 07:18 [#01157399]
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I like bill_hicks pretty good. I just miss the 'young bill
hicks looking out the window' avatar.. I just could never
really get into the whole 'guy hearing something disgusting
on the phone' avatar..


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-23 07:20 [#01157404]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Walk into the sea bill. Do it!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-23 07:23 [#01157410]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



i miss the ultra sarcy bill_hicks after he got moaned at for
being mr. cynical......

actually i don't: i like all sides of this complex guy!!


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-23 07:30 [#01157417]
Points: 793 Status: Regular | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01157410



I love his satire of American foreign policy bit. America as
John Wayne throwing guns at bewildered peasants and
imploring them to pick 'em up... then shooting the shit out
of them when they do.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-23 07:32 [#01157421]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to VLetr: #01157417



it was jack palance in shane but never mind. keep trying.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-23 07:33 [#01157422]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01157410



mum, i love you too. now bugger off and stop embarassing me.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-23 07:44 [#01157454]
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27855.17 0.00 10623.64 0.00 0.00 605.18 1858.22 2877.68 16
73.83 0.00 83565.52 6409.73 -4213.91



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-23 08:04 [#01157521]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



giginger... are you wearing your mindprobe t-shirt again?

getoutofit


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-23 08:05 [#01157524]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01157454



i'm scared


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2004-04-23 08:23 [#01157562]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



ive always hated you bill, but i've also thought of you as
essential and look forward to your posts, even if they
irratate me....


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-04-23 08:26 [#01157568]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



ya poor sap


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-23 08:28 [#01157571]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01157562



bob, i love you unconditionally. We will always have the
memories from that special day that we spent together.
no-one can take that away from us.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-04-23 08:31 [#01157574]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I like you bill. You're just ............... complicated


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2004-04-23 08:33 [#01157575]
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we went to paris, ate in a nice restaurant and took a
moonlit walk....then you turned into a werewolf and started
howling and humping my leg.

Then you walked me to my hotel room and gave my a kiss
goodnight. What a gentleman!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-23 08:34 [#01157578]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



man love ?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-23 08:36 [#01157580]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01157575



you forgot to tell them WHERE i kissed you. mmmmmmmmm.
salty.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2004-04-23 08:39 [#01157583]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



he kissed my salt spot


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-12 05:06 [#01595794]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



you said you'd call me.

ive been sitting by the phone for over a year!


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-05-12 05:12 [#01595795]
Points: 3718 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #01157378



Fuck off you stupid cunt.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-05-12 05:17 [#01595796]
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That rhyme was actually the first thign that sprang to mind
when I saw the thread title.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-05-12 08:08 [#01595990]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to pomme de terre: #01157385



haha! great sketch!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-12 10:12 [#01596206]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



*I* love you the most.

*sits in bill hick's lap and looks lovingly into his eyes *

I baked a special cake for you.

*farts in his lap*

chocolate cake, mm huh huh

huh huh...

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA&


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-12 10:13 [#01596213]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker



O.o romance.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-12 10:15 [#01596216]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I like you bill!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-12 10:17 [#01596225]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



premier league


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-12 10:18 [#01596226]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker



I league


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-12 11:15 [#01596344]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



you league


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-05-12 11:19 [#01596349]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



we all league


 

offline nacmat on 2005-05-12 11:21 [#01596352]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



º


 

offline Archrival on 2005-05-12 11:31 [#01596364]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
so I got to pack my gun.
We carry big ones, small ones, sneak 'em into clubs dun if
you ever catch me run

Nobody likes me everybody hates me so I got to pack my gun
We carry big ones small ones sneak 'em into clubs dun if you
ever catch
me run



 


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