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..well, anyway, I was walking down the mainroad, and I was kind of minding my own business, you know, thinking of cheese, trying not to look directly at the sun, it being all bad for you and stuff and I tripped! I tripped over this INCREDIBLY dreamy guy, with hair like he was a cone of icecream dipped in HAIR or something and he had this, like, completely tasteful pair of glasses, with a nice black rim. so we laughed and we helped each other up and I was about to ask him his name, when all out of the FUCKING blue this red car came and hit the guy. dead. the driver of that car was noone other than Pomme de Terre. ah, memories. |
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This might be the best thread ever. |
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it might just be. |
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Could it be? |
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SICK!!!! |
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one of my daily rituals is the first can of beer in the morning - just inbetween having a shit and brushing my teeth, or is it the other way round? ..anyway, I opened the beer and I inadvertently spilled some. and LO AND BEHOLD, the beerstain had the EXACT same form as Pomme's head!! with my eyes still wide open I grabbed the can and when this is when I heard the voice coming from the can.. eerily saying: "...Lyman.. Lyman.." |
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"when this is when" should ofcourse read "this is when".. |
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one time, i said i was a jedi, then used my powers. pomme then responded with "i'm a jedi too!" then punched me in the stomach. |
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classic! |
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another classic pomme de terre moment: (a conversation w/afxNUMB, whereas she had seen a picture of pomme) afxNUMB: You look highly fuckable. Pomme: That's because I used a few fuckable filters in Photoshop. In reality, I look very much like Zeus. |
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HA HA HA by Jon, I hope that's real. |
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*Makes a Reply* |
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it is indeed....wish i could remember the thread though... |
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no Lol's for YOU!! |
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the judge requested evidence of previously said comment. I present to you, |
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it might just be. |
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Remember the time the bee flew in? Everyone got scared and gathered to the side of the message board that the bee wasn't in. Everyone, except for pomme. Pomme hummed a little bee-song and it landed on his finger. Then he took it back to the window it flew in, and sent it on it's way. You know, Shakespeare once said something about Pomme. I believe it went, "This precious stone set in a silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands, This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Pomme de Terre" |
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HA HA HA that's just great.. especially the :( smiley.. :D |
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yeah, almost as good as that time you punched me in the stomach with jedi powers. |
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oh my god. I'd marry you on the spot, if you didn't look like a recordstore clerk that looks like Zeus. |
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pomme smells of $10 french cream cheese avacado dip and mystery. he also wears two left shoes, and a scarf. |
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I thought you were at the beach. |
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ah yes, i have returned. *stumbles upstairs* *eats earthfare sushi* *watches matrix revolutions* |
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..watching a Matrix film, eh..? then surely, you're vacation is over. |
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There was this one time at XLT camp and pomme stuck a mouse cable up his arse. It was so funny we like laughed for ages. Then this other time, at XLT camp, and pomme had a pillow fight with promo. It was so funny. Everyone went Lol. Then this OTHER time at XLT camp, pomme did an impression of K_maty and it was so funny that everyone had to log off. |
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Pomme de Terre is Man Styletm |
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pomme once nailed my sister. which is amusing because I don't have a sister. |
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pomme once nailed me. which is amusing because I havent even nailed me. |
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I heard a rumour that Pomme De Terre once stood on one leg! Is this true? |
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as long as it wasnt his third leg |
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he wouldn't have a leg to stand on |
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Shrinky Dink? |
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One fine day, in the playful June breeze [scene missing] ...and that's why they call him 'Honest Jason!' |
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oh my god. nice work |
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Man Style! |
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