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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:00 [#01080240]
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Why do people say this in America to show that they don't
care about something? It doesn't make sense. In England
people say "I couldn't care less", meaning that the
level of care they have for something is at its lowest. It
couldn't be any lower.

But to say "I could care less" is stupid. It could mean that
you care about it a lot.

Can anyone shed any light on this controversial matter? It
is something that has troubled me for many years. Am I
missing the point? Guys?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-19 09:01 [#01080245]
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It means that while they don't care much they are polite
enough to care enough so it would be possible to care less.

The English not being so polite don't give this option.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:04 [#01080249]
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Yeah but it doesn't show how much they care. Let's say the
level of care is on a scale of 1-100. "I couldn't care less"
means 1. "I could care less" could be anything from 2 to
100.

What a stupid country.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-19 09:05 [#01080251]
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Most Americans have difficulty in quantative measurement,
which is why most of them are fat fuckers who can't stand up
without wheezing. So they have to speak in general terms.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:07 [#01080253]
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ha


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-02-19 09:08 [#01080255]
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I have been wondering the very same thing.

Damn illiterates, those americans......


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:09 [#01080257]
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you tell them


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-19 09:11 [#01080261]
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i couldn't care less sound good to me too.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:11 [#01080262]
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I just have to add that if anyone posts "i care because you
do" or something similar in this thread they will be deemed
biggest faggot in the history of the universe.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-19 09:12 [#01080264]
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or even worse, if they post "I could care less"..


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:12 [#01080265]
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I don't think it's because they're more polite, the British
are notorious for being less outspoken than their American
counterparts. I think it's basically because they're fucking
stupid.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-19 09:12 [#01080266]
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i couldn't care less so i care because you do


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:12 [#01080267]
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Maybe I'm fucking stupid, cause that makes no sense at all.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:13 [#01080269]
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I think they're just being realistic and leaving the
possibility of caring on a lower level available... seems
more convieniant.. you know?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-19 09:13 [#01080270]
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The British are less outspoken but also less tollerant than
the American infidels.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:14 [#01080271]
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cause.. I mean.. there's almost always the possibility of
feeling more intensly about how you're feeling in other
situations or with different circumstances... therefor you
shouldn't totally void out that possibility.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:14 [#01080272]
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Good point.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-19 09:15 [#01080275]
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it's just a figure of speech.

figures of speech mostly work in extremes so as to make a
point quickly, not to keep possibilities open.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:15 [#01080276]
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Using 'could care less' is almost a protective way of
expressing a lack of caring so you don't end up
contradicting yourself in the future.

You know.. i'm sure this has been thought through.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-19 09:16 [#01080278]
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i think it makes absolutely no sense kwatshowever


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:17 [#01080280]
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Yea well, this could be a more intellegent and protective
figure of speech. Maybe there are less extreme figures of
speech..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-19 09:18 [#01080283]
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I could care less about this thread!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:18 [#01080284]
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I actually have no idea what-so-ever... but i'm bored so
yeah. That justifies it. I could honestly give a fuck.
(haha)


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-19 09:18 [#01080285]
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fucjk these iliterate cunts


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:19 [#01080288]
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It's like saying
"I have a certain amount of care for this subject, but am
not going to specify whether that is a low or high amount.
Also, I put things inside my ass and walk around the street
shaking hands with people."



 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-19 09:32 [#01080306]
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for horsefactory only...



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-19 09:41 [#01080308]
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American (and Canadian to a slightly lesser extent) English
screws up sayings/terms like this a lot.

One of my pet hates is:
"...and such."
This is only correct in a very few cases, in most it should
be:
"and such like."
It's poor/outdated English anyway, but at least the latter
is more often correct.

Another one which is sadly cropping up in the UK more and
more is:
"same difference"
Aside from being used in literally scores of situations
where it is incorrect (both logically as well as
grammatically), the correct use is, "it is the same
difference".
As an example, a situation where it would be appropriate
would be where three entities are being compared and two are
different from the third in the same manner.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-19 09:43 [#01080310]
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That's just being pedantic and pernickety :D


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-19 09:47 [#01080317]
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"Using 'could care less' is almost a protective way of
expressing a lack of caring so you don't end up
contradicting yourself in the future."


Maybe you should just say what you mean in the first place
and leave it at that.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-19 09:51 [#01080324]
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i laughed so hard at that link, sorry


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-19 09:52 [#01080328]
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i mean

Some of the best things in life are free:

Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone
throwing a party when they get cancer.



 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-02-19 09:54 [#01080332]
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maddox'whole site is like that, also check his hate mail
section

he's frustrated as hell, but funny! :D


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 09:54 [#01080334]
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maybe, for some, it's funner that way.

jeez


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:55 [#01080335]
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Yeah, it's a funny site. His drawings are wicked.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 09:55 [#01080336]
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Funner!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-19 10:05 [#01080360]
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Easily the best internet humourist IMO. I can't understand
why he hasn't been offered a weekly column with a large,
independent newspaper yet.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-19 10:05 [#01080364]
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I'm a pedantic and pernickety kind of guy :)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-19 10:06 [#01080366]
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ive read a lot of shit on that site, im ready to slap myself
in the face for not knowing about it earlier.

i even send him a mail.


----- Original Message -----
From: Jeroen
To: maddox@xmission.com
Sent: Thursday, February 19, 2004 6:03 PM
Subject: SOME HATE MAIL YOU FAG

heh. fooled ya, sorry

i wish i had something to bitch about

but the sarcasm is great.. and all the slagging people off

and ... yeh.

what was i doing?

- Jeroen (from a small undereducated village full of idiots
called holland)



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-19 10:17 [#01080391]
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Poor grammar and spelling in formal writing (everyone is
slipshod when it comes to MBs) usually indicates a flawed,
derranged mind. Example:

"Q-You mean you want to have sex with robots? Why?
A-Well, many of us fantasize about such things, but as many
newsgroups will state, there's a difference between
imagining about something and actually doing it.
As for "why," to quote the breakfast cereal commercial, "we
just do." We find the look, the movement and the sound of
the mechanical body attractive. It's no different
than liking people that wear a certain type of
clothes, of hairstyle.""


No you deviant, it is different. It's different from
(unless you're from New Zealand or Australia, then
"different to" is normal, albeit still incorrect) :P


 

offline uzim on 2004-02-19 10:25 [#01080412]
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or maybe it's just because they're too lazy to pronounce the
"n't" at the end... ' _ -


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-02-19 10:27 [#01080415]
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Drives me nuts too. It tells me that these people don't care
enough about not caring.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-02-19 10:28 [#01080419]
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i say "couldn't care less" and i'm from america. will i be
shot?


 

offline uzim on 2004-02-19 10:53 [#01080469]
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no, scup_bucket! you're an example to follow!!

LISTEN TO SCUP_BUCKET, ALL YOU AMERICANS!!
SCUP_BUCKET IS YOUR SAVIOUR!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-19 11:01 [#01080481]
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Yes, we can tell :P


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-19 11:04 [#01080487]
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if you want to hear misuse of the English language, come to
Newfoundland... use Newfies butcher it to death! :)

it's all just different dialects and stuff...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-19 11:04 [#01080488]
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us Newfies I meant...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-19 11:05 [#01080491]
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I had noticed! :P


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-19 11:17 [#01080504]
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"I could care less" is definately stupid, I don't know how
it came into everyday speech for some people but it
shouldn't have.

However, statements like "Also, I put things inside my ass
and walk around the street shaking hands with people." Are
not funny at all. I'm not quite sure if you thought they
would be, but really it just makes you look like a
pretentious cumbag.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-19 11:19 [#01080505]
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sarcasmmmmmmmmm


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-19 11:20 [#01080506]
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i care the most about nothing except everything else.


 


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