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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 18:58 [#01081138]
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Yeah!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 18:59 [#01081141]
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The hole in the elephants bottom

I wanted to be on the stage,
And now my ambitions I've gottem!
In my grey pantaloons I'm the rage
I'm the hole in the elephant's bottom!

My friends all think I'm a wit,
In their seats in the stalls I can spot 'em!
And I wink at the girls in the pit
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!

(Sad verse - if you have tears, prepare to shed them now)

Last night I had some ba d luck,
The manager said I was rotten!
Cos I happened to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!

My part it is not very large,
But nor is it easy forgotten.
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom!



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-19 19:07 [#01081165]
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I found it, it's "tey":

http://www.mellowfellow.com/tey.asp


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-20 04:16 [#01081528]
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It's not an attempt to oppress women- it has been convention
for centuries- long before (what we would consider) even
basic psychology was formed, let alone ideas of the
subconcious and suggestion.

It's exactly the same as "man" being used as an abbreviation
of mankind (or "humans"). When Neil Armstrong said "...for
man" it meant for mankind, not just males :)

I agree that in business, "Dear Sir" (which used to be the
convention before "Dear Sir or Madam") may of been slightly
offensive when comparatively few women were in business.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-20 04:21 [#01081530]
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All political correctness is bullshit, normally started by
middle class women who seem to forget that the only reason
they are here in the first place was because God
stole one of Adams ribs to make them. And women have
been on the take over since.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-20 04:31 [#01081538]
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I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure "woman" comes
from the Hebrew for "of Man" (for the reason you mentioned).
Hence "Man" refers to both male and female in certain
contexts.

With regard to WMW, I agree that there are times when for
clarities sake there is a need to specify that by "man" or
"he" you are refering to people, particularly in instances
where most people would assume you meant a male. For
example, in literature about the armed forces, saying "he"
may mislead people to think that no women perform that role
(this distinction needs to be made as in some cases women
are not permitted to perform certain duties or join certain
units). In cases such as this, putting something like,
"(although, the soldier may be female)" after the first
occurence of "he" will suffice to clear it up. Putting it
after every single instance of "he" insults your readers
intelligence and makes it look like you think they have the
attention span of goldfish. ;)



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-20 04:40 [#01081548]
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Yes that is right...the Hebrews knew that they are all
theiving sluts and deserve to be treated like shit. They
belong to us and yet they seem to think their opinion
matters.

cooking, cleaning and fucking...all a woman needs to know,
and they can't even seem to get that into there heads.

WOMEN NEED TO BE SHOWN THEIR PLACE

I think I have caught Monoid.


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-20 05:49 [#01081631]
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I know Brits who say I could care less, and Americans who
say I couldn't care less. I also know people who will try
and suggest that I could care less is the correct phrase,
even though it's obviously a bastardised version of the real
one.

Aluminium/aluminum is the most retarded argument, because we
spell it differently.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-20 06:19 [#01081646]
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I gave up reading this thread but what I did read was pretty
funny. Faggotry is indeed rife.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-20 08:08 [#01081753]
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it's a retarded argument because there is only one way to
spell it and pronounce it... on the periodic table of
elements it is aluminUM. there is no extra I, nor should one
be pronounced in there.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-20 08:16 [#01081762]
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Can the French throw some light on this? That international
"SI Units" place is in France and I imagine their spelling
is the "correct" one.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-20 08:21 [#01081770]
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It's "aluminium", then. Well, at least, it's the common
spelling.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-20 08:23 [#01081773]
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I'm not sure what the SI units place has to do with it
(unless they are in charge of the table of elements too,
which I did not previously know if that is indeed the case),
but this situation really isn't worthy of an argument so
I'll just be content my way and let the French have their
fun. :)


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-20 08:27 [#01081779]
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It's "aluminium" on my periodic table of elements.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-20 08:30 [#01081786]
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It's relevant because I imagine the SI people probably
produce the "official" periodic table :)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-20 08:32 [#01081790]
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Bollocks to everyone.

You're all fucking wrong and most of you are right but
you're all wrong.

It's all fucked up and it's all fucking a waste of fucking
time and space.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-20 09:40 [#01081910]
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really? It must only be spelled like that on periodic tables
in europe, because I've never seen it spelled like that on
one in the states. :D


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-20 09:56 [#01081937]
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That's because you spell it differently in the States. :P


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-20 09:56 [#01081938]
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uh huh :D


 


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