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and guess who had to clean it up! yeah, me! and on the fucking carpet too! that = yuck!!! |
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lol... i love how the magnification is like 1.3x |
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Sheba catfood looks the same |
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lol |
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fuck! |
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eugh! Bad luck man. |
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yowza!! |
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Yummy...can I have some for dinner mommy? |
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Ew. Lucky I finished eating. |
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sure, devour that fat gooey pile of shit :) |
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I would feel like a King if I had stuff like that to eat :( *goes back to eating todays newspaper* |
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ewww! I've said it before, and I don't mind saying it again: you're fucking icky, dude |
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..and after you eat it and poop, you can then eat your own poop, and so on. just think of the endless posibilities. |
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You are the ones who are the ball lickers? |
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don't you think I have tried that? after the third pass there is no nutrients left and you have to eat something else. |
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I'm sorry, I only speak English. |
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have you tried public lavatories yet? a nice floater? |
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Yep...although I can't eat those floaties that are really pale and have the brown colour leaking out of them discolouring the surrounding water. You get some interesting flavours licking the seat though. |
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mm. and free floss-thread, so to speak. |
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uh, like, vomit and stuff!!! |
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yes, you probably could find some of that too. |
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shush, now your making me hungry |
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you can say that again! that again |
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dude cats suck. |
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yeah, sucky dude cats. |
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when this occurs, true. else your statement = false |
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poor cat. i used to get pissed off when my cat did that shit too. but then i realised she really cant help it. especially when i saw her actually try to make it onto the wood floor to vomit. i dont get mad at that shit anymore. |
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if she does it again, rub her nose in it. if she does it a third time, slip a little of it into her food and so on until she learns not to do it. |
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yeah as long as they make an effort to get to the tile (my pets just know after years of having their faces rubbed in their own shit on the carpet) I don't really mind. My dog is so old (17-18 yrs) that I don't get mad at him for anything anymore, he doesn't have too long left in him. =| |
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I must say that is a champion pile of catshit.. my cat never takes dumps that massive. |
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very tactfull bob mcbob |
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if you rub his nose into it, you're simply showing him where to take a dump! simple cat-psychology |
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no, i had a dog few years ago, and i heard from dog-doctor that its the best way to learn these bastards about taking shit in rooms. If you put the nose in it several times the cat wont be mad on you, just he wil learn that "shit = nose in shit = eck = cant do this again" cats are really stupid, anyway, dog and every animal can be teached in this way, Ive spoken to other people about that - it works .(and of course it worked on my dog) |
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i dont reckon cats are stupid, there just on a different level (reality)...... you mean cats are stupid compared to humans? |
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yeah the method of the nose in shit definately works, my parents proved that one (I am still too soft to ever put my kitty-kitty's nose in shite) |
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ehm. they are stupid imo of course, i've seen several cats and every one of them was acting like fuckin princess.... i just dont like when animal is acting in that way, but i think its because how the humans are treatin them.... i dont know, i just dont like cats |
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oh man, its fun , you should try |
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catexperts say the opposite. |
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but, I guess it could work, if he's taking dumps inside on a regular basis (every day). Mine does is very rarely, so it's not a problem really, it's more of a confirmation that I have a housepet |
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ehm,glad to hear you ve seen "several cats " before hyakusen....... though i do agree that cats are pompous in a way.....more than dogs |
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probably, i never said that this method is nice ... but i rather like to listen to someone who had 2534465 cats and who knows how to teach them several things, than to someone who all his experience has from books or whatever. anyway- you will do what you want, its up to you.... i would put the cats nose in poo |
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dogs are not pompous at all, except those fuckin little puddles, or how they are called...queen has some dogs like this - fuckin disgustin' |
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ive got this mate who has over twenty cats, i dont know how he does it, all in one room....ahhhhhhrgh the smell. we call him mowgli. |
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hehe, yeah. but like I said, he practically never does it. and he's actually kind of special, since he only has one kidney (that = just one testicle too), so he's on a diet and will be for the rest of his life. It's possible someone has fed him something he's not supposed to eat - judging by his crap, it sure looks that way. |
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hyakusen: little dogs also have a bit of an attitude problem, but thats usualy coz there treated like god by grandma or something... |
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for the record, cats with just one kidney are very rare... it's a limited edition cat, yahhhrrrr |
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aww poor kitty, I don't know which would be worse - 1 nut or 1 kidney. =/ |
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judging by his crap, it sure looks that way. oh, i think its good time foy you to explain with details what have you done to judge the litle poo of your cat i heard that "touch and taste " method is the best |
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how about both! hehe. I'd rather have one kidney that just one nut. That's not even a choice imo. |
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hahahahha fuck you hyakusen! :) I simply have to take a quick look to determine that his shit looks weird. it's loose and icky. fuck, we're actually discussing cat shit! this board is now officially dead! |
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