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it's really easy. your opponent will ALWAYS open with a forward thrust (i think it's called a parry). then you must grab the blade of their sword with both hands, and fold it in half, thus breaking it and rendering them helpless. i had a dream last night that agent smith and i were chilling in my house playing xbox, when he said "they're here." i looked out the window and saw a bunch of black vans pull into my driveway. tons of people in suits with scary looking weapons barged into my house. i was just making it down into the kitchen at this point, and saw them ask my mom directions to my room, and she pointed to me and said "he's right there". they came after me, and that's when i instantly learned that swordfighting technique. we removed the baddies from my house, and that meant it was time to drive around whatever city my house was inexplicably located in fighting assortments of enemies. [LARGE GAP OF CONTINUITY] suddenly. i'm in a complex that looks something like . starting at the red x is where i can remember... i was sitting on a hospital bed and i overheard tony hawk and bam margera right outside the door talking about how much they hated the swimming pool, because every time they tried to go swimming they would appear outside the pool and a message would come up saying "out of bounds". the only logical solution, of course, was to kill me. they came in the door and i had to defend myself by breaking their decks in half and throwing them at their heads. then i ran out of the pool area. down the hall, into the apartment area. suddenly i was drunk for some reason. interesting, i haven't been drunk ALL of 2003. anyway i pounded on some door and a bunch of people were inside partying and i said "come to room 304, there's a BETTER party there". sure enough, they all went to room 304. then i walked over to some chick i knew from high school sitting on a computer browsing the internet. (see imag |
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image). she recognized me and we talked for a bit. i woke up, because mr. bunny was banging his food dish against the side of his box, letting me know he was disappointed with the dish's lack of contents. i gave mr. bunny some food and went back to bed. then, i ended up RIGHT back in the same dream again, at which point i said "wait, i was just dreaming this before the rabbit woke me up" then the dream became lucid and i had sex with that girl. then i woke up again and made some coffee. it was the late hour of 3pm. the moral of the story is, you need to spend at least 10 minutes a day doing something other than playing video games and watching movies, or you will have very dumb dreams. |
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Just letting you know I can't be bothered to read that. |
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i got up to the link and i looked at your pic but then i stopped reading, yeah |
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No no no, it's 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow'. |
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why dont you write a book? |
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because people have attention spans so short they can't read more than a paragraph without needing candy, books will be non-existant in a few years. |
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just use a gun of sorts. |
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sorry I tried again but gave up. I'll try again in a bit. |
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OK I read it. |
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cool dream... lol: "the moral of the story is, you need to spend at least 10 minutes a day doing something other than playing video games and watching movies, or you will have very dumb dreams. " yes... this is very true |
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agent smith would NEVER play xbox |
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no he would, because he's from the matrix so he needs realistic graphics. |
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But he'd know not to use Microsoft! |
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if the sword is made of decent metal (like most REAL katanas and other high-quality japanese swords) it would be impossible to break in that manner. a well constructed katana can be bent so that the tip of the blade touches the handle and released an hour later without the slightest curve in the blade. |
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That's so fucking cool! I never knew that, |
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maybe that means normal physics and logic don't apply to dreams. giginger -> yeah, anyone in a system that programming heavy would have to use something complex and hard to understand like a macintosh. |
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those swords cost about $15,000-$30,000USD though |
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i'd rather have uma thurman than the sword. |
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Oh man! Just our of my reach :P kochlear: or an Amiga :D |
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the matrix was made using an apple ii-e. when not attacking zion, the machines spend their time playing "where in the world is carmen sandiago". |
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I know I would. |
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"books will be non-existant in a few years. " they will be, if crap the likes of what you just wrote ends up in 'em. |
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you have the option to not read or comment on anything....wait...oops i'm sorry. i didn't realize i accidentally titled the thread "display your ignorance!" |
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I am rubber, you are glue |
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