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*mom walked in on me having sex *being hand cuffed in school *having to tell an x i cheated on him *having sex in a bathroom at a party and being caught *my skirt flew up at school during lunch *beer came out my nose at a party.... what's your most embarassing moment? |
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after reading this. i'm happy to be an introvert |
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damn... |
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if i was an introvert i'd live off bananas and blow... |
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i like vodka and sierra mist |
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have you experienced any of these? which? |
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My ex's mother walking in, to find me seemingly naked, with my ex's head in my lap. I looked up and carried on talking to her without batting an eyelid. As it happens it was all quite innocent. I was wearing boxers, but my ex's hair was covering them so it looked like I wasn't wearing anything. My ex was naked, but her mum sees that all the time. She wasn't doing anything dodgy, she had just fallen asleep with her head on my lap. It was only when she awkardly started mumbling and walked out I realised something was wrong and then when I thought how it must of looked... She started knocking after that. |
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cant think of particular one at the momment, but there were plenty i forget easilly, actually i have no memory at all... |
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introvert, extrovert. there's advantages on both sides. like if you intro, you don't have to deal with all kinds of social mess. but on the other hand, you don't have sex as much. |
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or ...well not at all in my case :) |
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hahahaha oh man hahaha |
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*having sex in front of a room full of people while fucked off my face on speed* *pissing in someone sink at a party without realising the plug was in* *asking a girl whether she spits or swallows when she had no mouth* *dropping both of my eyes while shopping for various items of meat at a horse market* *cumming on my girlfriend face without warning....we were standing at a bus stop at the time* *letting my girlfriends mum see me naked by choice* *coming out as a lesbian at a family reunion* *completing a jigsaw* *setting fire to wigs and eating the ash remains* |
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dont you talk like too much about sex? wanna tell us something? |
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yesterday, I was at work, and I was sitting odd. Anyways, I had to get up to open the door for someone, and I get up, and almost fall over. My leg was completely asleep, and I couldnt move it. I barely caught my self from falling, and stumble to the door, and then had to beat my leg. I seriously looked so weird, stumbling around and kicking. Anyways, the embarassing part, is that this was in the labs, so i had like 10-12 people in there see me flailing all over the place. *shakes head* |
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I was drunk everyday for college and fell everywhere all the time. That's not so embarressing. |
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werent you like that in her age? i know i was :) |
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I'm with you on the jigsaw shame. |
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sorry i'm ubrupt with people who are generally really nice (nacmat) also i love vodka |
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no i think i talk about sex just as much as guys do... but because i'm a girl, people think i talk about it every second. |
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you guys don't get her started on her ex hahaha seriously it just goes on and on even when you have your own problems |
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I'm smoking this soggy green stuff tonight...strange it is...i don't feel stoned but my mind is wandering all over the place and I am laughing...I dunno what the fuck it is, but there is a spider on the roof laughing at me. |
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"but because i'm a girl, people think i talk about it every second." well you do. but thats exactky what guys do :) |
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copycat! |
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i know that feeling ecnad |
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Copycat? What the fuck are you on about? :P |
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there you go again, see? sex sex sex.. |
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its true I was. |
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masturbating on the jumbo-cam at a certain sports arena.. |
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shit , that's happened to me twice! *shakes head* |
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I have no emabarassing situations related to sex... well.... yes my first time was a disaster... I lasted like 15 seconds |
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getting cought getting head off a girl by her stepdad (i nearly got a real beating) grabbing a girls tits when i was off my head on drugs accidently pissing on my jeans at my friends flat after a club with about 11 people there, they were pretty soaked :( erm, thats about it |
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my first time wasn't bad actually... everyone else i know had a horrible first time experience tho |
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oh man i love vodka you guys |
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vodka rules, agreed |
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i'm drinking bud light right now... i miss pabts :........( |
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american beer is piss |
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ganja+snakebites=messy spacecadet |
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nacmat i totally agree i had this dank beer from holland called delerium tremors best beer i've ever had |
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Signing up here was pretty embarressing! heh heh heh |
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not to mention your ten thousand points |
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i was in 5th grade at some kind of nature camp (or whatever). there was this barn with lots of obstacle courses and stuff. so i got the harness on (which was a bitch because it was just a rope tied in strange and unnatural ways) and commenced climbing/hanging/whatever. however the wood shifted when going across the 30 ft. high balance beam and i fell off. below me, children felt the warm sprinkling of urine as the harness pulled up on my taut and bloated piss pocket. |
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HAHAHAHAHA WESOME! |
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did you try and hide your sheets when you wet the bed when you were younger? |
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ween |
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...yep |
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i`ve never been caught wanking |
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one time while in the kitchen and fixing a can of soup i took out an egg instead of a canopener and was like WHAT THE FUCK??! |
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hahaha, LOOK!! ITS OSAMA BIN SANTA!!!! :D |
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did you eat the egg? |
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mmmm. french toast |
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