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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepard !!!!!!! |
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all my jokes are incredibly racist, not that Iam racist, just those are the only ones that I know, + they are really almost the only ones that ever seemed to be funny. |
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WELL! Don't hold out on us dude ! |
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Faygot |
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sick joke alert ! ....... What's the best thing about having sex with 22 year olds? there's 20 of them |
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people who say racist jokes are funny but they aren't racist are lying to themselves. |
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Okay...hmmm *thinks* a gay man visits a tattoo parlour and after a long time taking a good look at all the tattoo designs , he comes to the desicion that he wants a car tattoo'd on his cock,'sure thing says the artist,what type of car' the man replies ' better make it a 4X4 its gunna go thru alot of shit' *tries to think of more,funnier ones* |
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Knock, knock Who’s there? A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile. Saddam, I think it’s for you! |
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A person may think that a racist joke has been well-constructed, that the puncline is clever, but at the end of the day, the arrogance & ignorance of a joke being racist would negate ANY humour it may have contained otherwise. That is an exposition of my previous statement. |
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Really bad jokes that should never be repeated (heard these in a class where everyone decided to tell racist jokes): >How come Mexicans never have barbeques? -Because the beans would fall through the grill. >How come there were no black people on the Flintstones? -Because they were still monkeys. >What do Jews and pizzas have in common? -They both go in the oven. Pretty bad, huh? |
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What do you call a nazi pokemon? Beat-a-jew |
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What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day one makes your whole day. What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died? The back tyre. What's the best thing about a nlow job from an ethopian? You know she'll swallow |
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I FUCKED UP! Ir's one makes your hole weak. |
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what's a nlow job? |
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I meant blow job, So my typing sucks! |
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damn i read that like 8 times before i gave up and scrolled down |
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what's black and blue and doesn't like sex? the 4 year old boy in my basement. |
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:> how many babies can you fit in a garbage can? seven 8| |
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LMFAO that one's a thinker |
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Jokes are funnnyyyy |
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Where is the best place to hide money from a hippy ???? Under the soap ! |
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Jokes are funny |
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you should move in with jonesy - then you can be "men behaving radically" |
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An elephant is walking thru the jungle when he gets a thorn stuck in his foot. A mouse is passing by and asks what's the problem? The elephant tells him and the mouse offers to help. After the thorn is removed, the elephant says "How can I thank you?" The mouse says "Well, I've always wanted to buttfuck an elephant." The elephant shrugs and says OK. So the mouse climbs up and starts going at it and of course the elephant doesn't feel a thing. Meanwhile a monkey in a tree nearby is watching the whole scene and thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever seen. He's laughing so hard that he knocks a coconut out of the tree which smacks the elephant on the head. The elephants shouts "OWW!" and the mouse says "Yeah, take it bitch!" [.....too long?] |
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hehe, I don't know... I found the Jew astray joke funny, but I'm not a racist... it was more funny because it's so downright offensive! :) |
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ya, i just take for granted that i disagree with almost everything marlowe says. o well. |
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Gwarg! |
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whats the worst thing being a clown? Getting the 6 year olds', blood stains out of your suit |
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What have Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman got in common? Neither of them can finish sentences. BAM! |
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three vampires walk into a bar. the first one sits down and orders a glass of blood. the second one sits down and orders a glass of blood. the third one sits down and orders a cup of hot water. the other two vampires look at the third and say "what the hell? why arent you getting blood? youre a fucking vampire!" when the third one pulls a used tampon out of his coat pocket and replies "makin' tea." there's a black guys and a mexican guy in a car. who's driving? the cop whats the difference between michel jackson and neil armstrong? neil armstrong walked on the moon. michel jackson fucked some little kid in the ass! what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? "see you next month" i think thats enough for now |
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what do elephenat use as tampax? Sheep Why do elephants have trunks? Cause sheep don't have string |
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whats got two legs and bleeds a lot? half a cat. |
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'Jokes are funny' :D |
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heh I thought that joke was funny. |
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what do you call a man with a shovel in his head? an ambulance |
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Knock Knock Who's There? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson |
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'How much for a beer?'. The barman says, 'For you, no charge'. |
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Knock Knock -Who's there? Interrupting Cow -Interrupt- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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What did one whale say to the other? -WUAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHRUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUMUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUR (repeat ad nauseam) |
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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. |
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Knock Knock! -Who's there? Interrupting Paranoid Delusional Hallucinations -OH MY GOD! MUTANT CENTIPEDES ARE EATING MY EYEBALLS AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! |
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Knock knock who's there |
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hah |
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Two women are sitting on the porch chatting when one woman notices her boyfriend coming up the driveway with a dozen roses. She turns to her friend and says "Oh boy, you know what *that* means! I'll have to be on my back with my legs in the air all night long!" Her friend replies "Gee honey, you oughta get a vase!" |
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Did you hear about the Newfie terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe. How many Newfies does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut a hole in the ice and three to push the boat through. How about the Newfie who went ice fishing? He caught fifty pounds of ice and his wife drowned trying to cook it. How many Newfie's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 11. One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins. Did you hear about the newfie that tried to hijack a train? He puts a gun to the engineers head, and says, "Okay buddy, turn 'er around." Three newfie terrorists were apprehended by the authorities. Bin fishin', Bin Drinkin', and Bin Sleepin'. How do you drive a newfie crazy? Stick him in a round roon, and tell him to sit in the corner. How do you confuse a newfie? Put three shovels up against the wall, and then tell him to take his pick. How did the first newfie get to Toronto? During a game of hockey, he got a breakaway up the St. Lawrence river. |
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what's dark and hides between cars? a rapist |
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and of course, he'll supply all of your clothes. And because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort her on her luxurious overseas trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're kidding me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." |
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RACIST JOKE TIME what do you call an aboriginal woman who gets an abortion? a crime stopper! what do you call a couple of aboriginal kids looking at a bike? criminal intent! yeah, i'm racist against aboriginals and i don't give a fuck. no other race so far however has given me reason to hate them. |
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