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offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:16 [#00848038]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Hello all. I'm back again for a bit to answer any questions
you might have related to electronic music. Hope this
session will prove to be at least as informative as the last
three.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-09-03 11:18 [#00848042]
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do electronic music originate from distant pulsars?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-09-03 11:20 [#00848045]
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Are you roygbivcore?


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-03 11:20 [#00848047]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



are you the real fuckwagon?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:20 [#00848048]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



nlogax - excellent question. unfortunately no one will ever
know in our lifetime as the amount of time it would take for
sound to reach us from distant pulsars is far greater than
the speed at which the light is reaching us. to be certain,
no sound has reached us yet from the pulsars we observe.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:21 [#00848050]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



pomme de terre - no
aquagak - yes


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:23 [#00848054]
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huh!

and whats its medium since sound basically is pressure waves
in an medium

!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:23 [#00848057]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #00848038



what EXACTLY happens in the fuck wagon, and please go into
details ?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-09-03 11:23 [#00848058]
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what does richard say at the beginning of "milkman" (i cant
hear through the ring modulation)


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2003-09-03 11:24 [#00848062]
Points: 9099 Status: Regular



who is fuckwagon and why is he/she speaking as he was the
god of electronic music?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:25 [#00848066]
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richard d. james


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-03 11:27 [#00848070]
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duuh, cause he is god :)


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:27 [#00848071]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



cheffe - sorry i dont understand

recycle - speaking in terms of the heisenberg uncertainty
principle on a macro level, anything and everything.

pomme de terre - "the following is a clever track because
i'm about to say 'tits' a few times in a manner incongruent
with the track's nursery-rhymish tone"


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-03 11:28 [#00848072]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Will I sleep thrrough my alarrm again tomorrrrow?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:29 [#00848074]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



will mcgriddles and ecto-cooler kill you if you eat them
simultaneously?

if so, why?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-03 11:30 [#00848077]
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I rreally need an answerr fuckwagon, that way I can cancel
my plans.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:30 [#00848078]
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what's the deal with that button on my remote that doesn't
do anything?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:32 [#00848082]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



melack - perhaps your question has more to do with how you
perceive me rather the true isness of Fuckwagon


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-09-03 11:33 [#00848093]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Do you fuck your wagon or do you fuck in your wagon?

Or is you wagon just plain fucked?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-03 11:33 [#00848094]
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I like fuckwagon. He does not know as much as I might like,
but he trries, and I love him forr it.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:35 [#00848100]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Anus_Presley - No.

Tibbar - I read that informative mcgriddles article from
earlier. Given that information and my personal experience
is, yes. But the fact that you die from mcgriddles and
ecto-cooler has absolutely nothing to do with the
ecto-cooler component of the cobination.

Cheffe - Where is the button, on the top or bottom of the
remote. And is the remote and RCA Universal Remote?


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:35 [#00848101]
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is there an unspoken message?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:36 [#00848107]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



ah! thanks for your wisdom, mr. wagon


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-03 11:37 [#00848110]
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Oh thank God. NO! Thank fuckwagon.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:37 [#00848112]
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fuckwagon - its in the middle, and i is no RCA.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:37 [#00848113]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Virginpusher - None of your questions/choices apply to me,
so I can't give you an honest answer.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-03 11:39 [#00848119]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Fuckwagon, tell me what to do about my firewall.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:39 [#00848120]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Cheffe - This button is arbitrary; don't worry about it.
But don't press it anymore, either.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:40 [#00848123]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Jarworski - Firewalls and proxy servers complicate the usage
of a product such as SafeWrite since SafeWrite uses a number
of protocols including HTTP, POP, IMAP, SMTP, as well as its
own secure socket connection protocol. Thus, a www proxy is
not sufficient to allow SafeWrite to operate normally.

However, since SOCKS proxies are protocol independent, most
SOCKS V4 and V5 proxies should be compatible with SafeWrite.
To use SafeWrite with a SOCKS proxy, you must know the
address of the proxy, as well as the port number. If you
are currently behind a firewall and only have available a
www proxy, SafeWrite will not function properly.



 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:41 [#00848126]
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no i'm curious - how can its arbitrariness go together with
the recommendation not to press it anymore. in fact, i liked
to press it and imagine what happens inside my tv. do you
think this can be harmful?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:42 [#00848128]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



richard d. james


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:43 [#00848132]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



where may i purchase a fuckwagon?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:43 [#00848133]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Cheffe - There is a remote possibility that this button
gathers and transfers your personal information to broadcast
networks. Tell me what color it is, and I can give you a
better answer.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:44 [#00848135]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Oddioblender - Garland would probably be the closest place
to you.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:44 [#00848137]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker



its black with a small golden disk on it.



 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:45 [#00848142]
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ah thank you sir.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-03 11:46 [#00848143]
Points: 12426 Status: Regular



What are your bank account coordinates ?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:47 [#00848149]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Cheffe - Try pressing 9, then 4, then volume up, then the
button in question. Your TV might implode, but at least you
will have rid your remote of the geoprizmic transmographic
existor mechanism. If nothing happens then I would suggest
changing the batteries twice.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:47 [#00848150]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



Fuckwagon-----------what is your real name ?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:48 [#00848153]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Dariusgriffin - your bank account coordinates are a series
of digits the collectively form a unique identifier that
associates you with your activity with a particular bank.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:49 [#00848154]
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Recycle - in what context is the word "real" being used?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-03 11:51 [#00848156]
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Hah !


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:51 [#00848157]
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fuckwagon - are you in the lucky position to be able to
imagine the non-existence of the universe, and, if not, are
you at least able to imagine your own non-existence, and,
if, how do you do it?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:53 [#00848158]
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Fuckwagon--------what is your birth name ?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-03 11:55 [#00848159]
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Who would win in a fight... Aaron Funk or Richard Devine?
Not just any fight... a barbed wire cage match, no holds
barred.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-03 11:55 [#00848161]
Points: 12426 Status: Regular



Without lying, are you going to answer "no" to this question
?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-09-03 11:55 [#00848162]
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are looking at google for most of this shit?


 

offline drummond from coffee, ahh, a burger, ahh on 2003-09-03 11:56 [#00848163]
Points: 1021 Status: Addict



if all history is relative, there can be no such concept as
time?


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-09-03 11:56 [#00848164]
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hahaha


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-03 11:58 [#00848168]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



cheffe - excellent question. I am certainly in the position
to do both, for non-existence is, despite its implications,
an idea. Therefore I like to think of it as a construct--it
is something. I can in turn imagine non-existence easily by
picturing everything in the universe collapsing to a
singularity, and then the singularity itself disappearing
with a quiet poofing noise. As for imagining my own
non-existence, i find it easiest to imagine my mother never
meeting my father, and in my place giving birth to a freckly
red-headed left-handed kid. So I just watch the red-headed
kid for a while eating cereal or watching tv to really get
the feeling that I am non-existent.


 


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