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What has been the worst movie you have ever seen? For me not counting the shitty horror movies i have sat through i'd probably say "24 hours in london". Seriously who the fuck cast this movie? Preschoolers? Dipshit acting. Poorly written script. I couldn't even sit through the entire thing. I just had to turn it off. As if i am supposed to believe that this "bitch" is gonna take out like 30 cops with a shotgun. Gimmie a fuggin break. I know "jeepers creepers" was dumb as ever but 24 hours in london takes the cake. I am still disappointed in this. I want my $3.50 back!!! |
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I have allways considered Independance Day to be one of the worst. Ok so there are a couple of cool explosions but the movie is so stupid!!! Lets give the aliens a computer virus!! Hey wheres the president ? We need him to fly a jet fighter!! And the fact that it was so expensive to make makes it so much more stupid then your average stupid movie. |
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well, i just sat through charlies angels 2. |
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Armageddon is the prototype ''bad movie''. Even as a popcorn flick, it's total shit, I can't remember a single scene from it except... a... flying rock. |
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That is my girlfriends all time favourite move :S |
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you know, you remind me so much of a friend I used to have in high school... I've thought so for the longest time, but I just figured I write it now... good guy he was too, and fucking hilarious! :) |
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dump her NOW!!! |
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So they had nothing in common :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 |
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Yeah some film makers like to insult our intelligence. |
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I can't, I think I am in love this time... |
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oh, well congratulations... I personally am against love!! |
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I remember him, he had the nicest butt... mmmm. Speaking of Ben Affleck, you know what else is bad? Pearl Harbour. I have a copy in my house somewhere, but I can't find it... I can SMELL it though. |
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She is the only daughter of a millionaire I found out after going out with her for 2 weeks :D!!!!!!!!1111111111111 |
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best review ever |
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"I can SMELL it though." haha... Prediction: that the new movie From Justin to Kelly will be the worst movie ever!! |
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How about "Nothing But Trouble?" A horribly unfunny movie with Chevy Chase, Dan Akyroyd and John Candy -- such a clusterfuck of weird ideas meant to be funny but just aren't. So terrible.... which is sad... because Chase and Akyroyd have done far better... |
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I think most super big budget movies is horrible . There are exceptions like LOTR tho. The fact that you can spend so much time and money on creating something like Godzila and the have a guy in a helicopter say "I can't shake him!!! i cant shake him!! ..Aaaahhhrgggh!!...." is facinating. Ehm....pull the helicopter UP ! |
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Ew, yeah... I think Kelly Clarkson is kind of cute though. I like her nose. |
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O M G!! hahahaha i must see that movie =) Leprechaun In Space! the title alone is priceless . "One of the lesser-knowns starts pocketing the gold in his helmet, a pretty poor decision since I'm relatively certain that the previous scene showed an air supply attached to it. More importantly that that, we all know that its not a good idea to steal Lep's gold. There's no rainbow, so that whole theory goes out the window. How does the Leprechaun respond? He pulls out Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, and slices the guy in half." " The princess walks in front of the Marines and shows off her stuff for no apparent reason. I'm not kidding - she just takes off her tops and walks around spewing completely nonsensical statements for three minutes before dissapearing into the night. Even the Marines - who had previously spoken to Leprechauns and cyborgs - are shocked that this particular development. Its later explained that on her planet, showing off tits is a death sentence. So I'd imagine her homeworld is full of people committing all sorts of crimes just for the hell of it. " |
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Without the pictures i would have thought the reviewer was making it up as he goes along , no movie can be that crappy hahaha! |
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men in black... argh they played the second when i was in an airplane.. i wanted to die. |
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the movies that bother me the most are the ones that are trying really hard to be good but failing miserabley. some classic examples on wannabe movies: memento, insomnia, and vanilla sky. |
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miserably |
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memento was good and you know it!!! |
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you obviously haven't seen leprechaun 5: in the hood. |
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well obviously i didn't like it |
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jack frost - the one with not michael keaton - it was supposed to be a horror movie about a snowman who killed people. fucking horrible. my brother and i tend to find ourselves re-enacting a scene where a guy punches another guy, but the sound effects were waaaaaaay too late. that leprechaun iv review was classic!!! |
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you know, i watched that movie at a slumber party in 7th grade. i don't think my friend's parents realized what they rented for us. i thought a classic scene in that movie was when the snowman's carrot nose becomes his carrot dick! |
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i forgot about that...pretty bad, eh? |
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Country Bears! actually i haven't watched it, but by the looks of it, it's appauling |
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That Leprechaun review is amazing. Worst movie I've seen: "AI: Artificial Intelligence." |
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I almost wanted to rent that because it looked so shitty. I just may to see this scene! |
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Braveheart |
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Signs. So many people seemed to like it, so I watched it, and it was some of the worst shit I've ever seen. Amplify that by people who actually defend it's existance, and you have my most hated movie ever. |
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Signs is good. I can't understand how anyone could say it's the worst movie they've ever seen, except perhaps if they've only seen 3 movies or something. Seems like a kneejerk response. Try sitting throught shite like the mexican western Quien Sabe? and you'll see how truly shite movies can be. |
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Spoilers coming up about Signs: It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but the combination of it being a VERY bad movie, and people seeming to think it's actually good, that makes me hate it with a passion. A movie like, say, XXX is obviously a worse movie than signs, but everyone KNOWS it's bad. Signs pulled the wool over everyone's eyes somehow. It had a decent concept: focus on one family during an invasion and it destroyed it. The aliens were far from scary, totally inconsistant in their levels of strength (I can jump onto the top of a building in one leap but I don't have the strength to kick a door down that even a human could break?) ... The fuckin water... Hello, the aliens were running around in the fog at the beginning of the movie! You have to be the stupidest Aliens ever to invade a planet made entirely of stuff that kills you on contact. Extremely obvious and retarded foreshadowing. Stiff acting. The director casting himself in a role where all the main characters stare at him in awe. Breaking the pace of what COULD have been a tense scene by jumping back to an "emotional" flashback about characters I don't feel emotions about anyway... M. Night Shymalan (?) is the most overrated hack of a director I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing movies from. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. But again, it wouldn't be SO bad if the movies weren't so widely accepted as good, I suppose. That merely accentuates it. |
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mr deeds was pretty bad.... |
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"gangs of new york" made me puke "phantom menace" was makey-uppy shite "hannibal" was utterly vacuous |
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attack of teh clones i watched it for the first time yesterday i turned it off after 15 mts couldnt take it!!! |
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gotta love that jarjar character eh ;) |
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agree with Smyrma AI is laughably bad "Is it a game?" no, its a pile of poo. |
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I have no idea what you're on about when you say the director casts himself in a role where all the main characters stare at him in awe. I don't recall any fog either, certainly no aliens running around in any fog. Anyway, it seems most of you points are picky, the kind of things you could probably find in *any* movie. |
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Hm, I thought that AI was at least aesthetically pleasing... |
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velvet goldmine. shit. shit. shit. |
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it was so bad i walked out halfway through. i was at home as well, i haven't been back since. |
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one that really sticks in my mind is Matrix Reloaded. Thats the worst recent film i've seen. Worst movie ever? well I haven't seen that many bad movies recently (i try and avoid them) though when i was in my early teens i used to see really awful films like Independence Day, Armageddon. All the Bond movies since Goldeneye are bollocks, oh and Dog Soldiers, a really lame British warewolf movie. |
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my ex told me it was excelent and that i should see it, isn't it regarded as a classic? |
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Oh, yes, Goldeneye was so bad that I thought it was a cheap James Bond parody when I saw it. |
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Eraserhead |
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har har, very funny |
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